Why are zoomers like this?

Is it age related or?

I dont know Im just 25. Maybe I smoke too much
5 years ago I could still get it hard with realitve ease on women, now its almost impossible, like I lost not only the blood flow but also the feelings I had for them.
Ladyboys, shemales and twinks still work for me tho

There is no shame in resisting your basest urges, having strong willpower and staying pure.

Only the degenerate Western media that says otherwise, which has everything upside down, with every genuine value twisted beyond recognition.
Being a slut is empowering. Being close friends with 1 or 4 people is lame, you need 5.000 nameless followers whom you never talk to in real life instead. Superficiality is good.

How many times did you masturbate per day for the last 5 years? Give me a rough estimate.

But do you even want to fuck women in the first place if they don't make you hard? I feel like it shouldn't even bother you.

Arpad based as always.

3-4 times
I would do it more but cant because my dick is sore and it hurts

Holy shit dude

BECAUSE GENERATION Z IS BASED AND REDPILLED

3~4 times a day? Don’t you think that’s a lot?
Your brain has been desensitized.
Reboot here: reddit.com/r/nofap

I want to fuck them because they are still attractive to me and I love them. If I cum thinking on women it feels so good and right, when I cum on some gay shit I feel disgusted

Wew

shit man but 3-4 a day?

When you first watched porn, a simple picture of vagina could get you hard. You binged. You brain craves more and more. Normal porn is boring to you now. You look for rarer, more stimulating porn. That’s not different from how people move from snorting Adderall to coke to meth. Drugs kill your life but porn only killed your dick. It’s a mild addiction. Abstain for a year and you will be sensitized again.

3 to 4 times a day is a lot? I thought its pretty normal. Back when I was 13-15 I would do up to 7-8 times a day.
I will try, but usually I cant control myself after one week

It is normal on Jow Forums. That is also why Jow Forums is full of useless degenerates.

Yeah, if i do that for a few days i can't get a stiffy except for weird shit. Even if you do 2-3 days of no porn it'll do wonders for a little bit. nofap is a meme but porn does accually fuck with you. Not that it stops be of course.

You could say... that the baby... got grounded.

The nofap cult is lately talking about oriental medicine bullshit like retaining your semen because semen is your energy. It gives me the cringe. But abstaining itself will do you good if you are an addict.

WHAT A STUD!!!

No seriously, I can barely manage once per day!

He is white but he looks uncannily black to me. Except for his skin, he looks like the typical trashy black male. Maybe because of what he did.

I mean sure I can rock a good 5 in one day if I have the time but I just won't feel shit after the second one.

He just has a fat nose

Saving your cum over weeks so you can bust a massive load afterwards sounds amazing.

Did about 5x/day when I was around 11-16, after that it cooled down

Think his parents were shocked to hear the news?

>Arkansas
God what a shithole.

Ah yes the trump generation

>have a kid
>kill it when you realize that you won't be able to sleep because of responsibility

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It was probably an accidental baby. He just thought he could abort it a bit later by himself.

That's why low fertily rates aren't a bad thing.

Ahhh the ol' post term abortion

do americans really do this?

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Girls routinely abort fetuses that are 7-8 month old. They don’t get jail time. This man does.

No. Usually they eat them.

>Girls routinely abort fetuses that are 7-8 month old.
But why? Why the fuck would they wait that long?

nah the best wanks ive ever had have been after 2 weeks of not being able to because of circumstance. The best ever was staying in dorms and backpackers and shit in europe then meeting up with my uncle in spain where he had a proper room after looking at tits on the beach all day.

19 year olds are gen z, which is the same thing as zoomers

Some girls don’t realize they are pregnant because they are fat. Dumb people are dumber than you can ever imagine.

Hey - they're pro-life

To each their own.
Some people can have a go 8 times a day, some people are content with 1 wank per week.
But I guess it comes down to how long (or rather, short) it takes for you to wank.
I know people who are done in 30 secs, while I take at least 10 minutes, sometimes 20-25; to the point where you stop enjoying yourself, so to me the prospect of going at it more than once/twice per day is preposterous.

No, no, keep going with this cancer meme. Keep squeezing, sucking the last drops of blood from the dead horse of the apocalypse known as feelsposting. Because it's already a done deal that when the history of Jow Forums is made, your garbage will get the full brunt of the blame for its demise. As far as I'm concerned, you're just adding a bunch of footnotes.

>implying yet another wojak edit is having any effect on Jow Forums
silly newfags
pissing in an ocean of piss

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I don't want to sound like Jow Forums but I legitimately believe below average intelligence americans are breeding at a much higher rate than americans of average intelligence or higher.

Imagine being so fucking desperate to sound profound that you pontificate about the demise of Jow Forums.

This is true all over the world, it's not looking good for anyone. Intelligent people tend to be more wary of having kids because it's a long term investment with little return.
But I also believe the internet just makes the idiots a lot more visible and their numbers aren't necessarily increasing.

It's an American they have to always jerk off about being an 'oldfag' or some other thing which they think gives status while also shitting up the whole place

You want to know why you do what you do and say what you say? I'll tell you why.

Because this website's current userbase hates what Jow Forums or frankly the Internet stands for more than anyone did when the site was created. Just like how it took centuries of Judaism for the mindset of the Nazis to be slowly molded into shape. Just like how it took decades of sitcoms before the Big Bang Theory was made, decades of American cartoons before Adventure Time. Monsters don't come into existence out of thin air. You have to build the cow, the prey, the target to plunder first. Then come the degenerates. If this website was populated by people who didn't post things made precisely, scientifically for the purpose of destroying imageboards like frog and feels, on an hourly schedules like soldiers of newfaggotry, but just ultra-casuals who don't care about this stuff at all, there would be hope, and things would be better. As it stands right now, the userbase is a cult that deeply fears any suggestion or acknowledgement or reminder of the facts. If you provide quality content without even minding their business, they will target you, insult you and report you repeatedly. Because you won't fit into the hivemind of desecration and you will make them look like shit.

All I got out of that was an incoherent mess of disconnected points about how wojak edits stole your (you)s

Genuinely disturbing post.
I suggest you get off internet and stay off for a good while. You shouldn't take this shit so seriously. Go out get some fresh air and exercise. Call your mom. Go to a bar and talk with some strangers.
Jesus fuck.

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are you alright? maybe ask your boomer parents to pay $205/h so you can talk to a psychiatrist. I'm sure some actual human contact will ease your insecurities. A job or some other form of commitment would also do you good, it looks right now the only validation you get is from Jow Forums.

thats what that means gen z boomer is a zoomer

Someone's got to preach the truth. Sorry if it hurts your feelings. It's nothing personal. You just never belonged here, that's all.

Jow Forums isn't anything that would require a "preacher" to defend it's purity. You're either baiting for replies or have serious delusions about the importance of an anime discussion imageboard and your involvement in it

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>mfw been stuck here since 04 or 05 and some zoomer tells me I don't belong
Hurts my feelings to tell you the truth.
Please sort your shit user I'm worried about you.

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tell me a story finn friend

what is smothering

>It's nothing personal. You just never belonged here, that's all.

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You don't belog senpai. You're like an old man hanging out with high schoolers,you cant even keep up with the memes

You've put me in quite the predicament, getting deja vu here my american buddy. One of you countrymen has literally said those exact words to me IRL in some part of the world and I was equally at loss for words. Like when someone tells you to tell a joke, you can never come up with anything good.

lurk moar

>Arkansas
>19
Checks out

Truly if there was an anonymous imageboard exclusively for old has been shits like me I'd much rather post there but there isn't so you'll just have to put up with me sweetie.
>you cant even keep up with the memes
please you kids come up with like one new meme every 3 years, no creativity anymore.

>wh*toid parenting

>Batman basketball jersey

Almost as boomer core as the

>INCREDIBLES BASEBALL JERSEY

wizardchan

Underrated

Too many people wallowing in self pity. I enjoy lighthearted shitposting, not reading about suicidal shut-ins. Jow Forums is the last refuge.

I do it about 2-3x a day
But I take a long ass time though
Sometimes might take 3-5 hours at night just wanking off and end up getting just 3 or 4 hours of sleep

but they do it on that there tv

Nigga how can you even edge yourself that long? I can never resist past the third time.

Uncivilized southerners are like that user. They do it for the clicks

Could have been a great pasta but you overcooked it.

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