/brit/

up yer mums fanny again was it lad?

>people usually sit next to people of the same gender on the train
>women often sit next me now

At least the top of head from behind passes

who even watches this trash. eugh

I've never stopped drinking milk.

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imagine shagging a 16 year old in her school uniform

must be amazing

>"love" island
would "lust island" not have been more appropriate?

no u

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quick moment of silence for the lads that thought it was coming home and got england tattoos for 2018

>literally giant 56pt font taking up half of the bbc news homepage talking about it
fuck off

we'll see what HR has to say about this one

The channel

F

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Swear to god if Flumpy Rumpkins comes within 95 miles of ANY PR postcode I'm heeming the orange twat

listening to simon and garfunkel and dozing off for a nap

its a breaking story, they dont know much yet
i assume the presenters are being briefed as we speak

youtube.com/watch?v=vxVlN-LzIks

ALL of you passes moni, the runts on /brit/ wouldn't know what a female looks like if they had sex(which they never will haha)

me except im watching the xfiles

Redpill me on Love island. Is it similar to Geordie Shore or Ex on the beach? Why are these type of degenerate shows so popular among womyn?

>need to extend overdraft
>bank website crashes when I select the overdraft menu
>went in to the branch (half an hour away) and it's going to be a week to get an appointment (supposed to be going on holiday on Tuesday)
>phoned up there and it turns out they don't offer phone banking for students

Earlier in the year I tried to submit a claim to insurance online and kept getting error messages, only to be told on the phone it was the only way to claim. Modern stuff becomes a kafkaesque nightmare if their fucking website doesn't work.

erm why does the microphone have "ISLAM" on it

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Lloyds?

used to play cringy JRPGs like persona 4 and kingdom hearts

wonder what dad thought when he saw them lmao

why would you ever get this kind of tat before the fact.

why?? it baffles me.

haha remember that time the DEA arrested that american college student, put him in an interrogation room, then forgot about him for 5 days and left him shackled and without food or water forcing him to drink his own urine to survive, undergo severe psychosis and then smash his glasses and use the glass shards to carve an apology to his mother into his arm before swallowing the remaining glass and going into a catatonic state?

funny old world, isnt it

>nog close to the white dude smirks
Does the pussay stank?

need a poo

friendly reminder to stay hydrated

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Thoughts on Paddington?

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>Is it similar to Geordie Shore or Ex on the beach?

basically exactly the same a scripted "reality" show that the normans gobble up, literally all they talk about

>Why are these type of degenerate shows so popular among womyn?

because they have no brains, if you have an IQ of above 130(like me), you'll find no enjoyment in these shows

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>yanks can't ban-

One of the banks Lloyds owns

You had a similar experience?

they get caught up in the world cup magic

happens every single time

instagram.com/p/BlKIoS1nQN0/?taken-by=michaelstipe

I don't actually

>she will never sit on your face

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Feel genuinely confused lads. Pulled a half Thai half Australian girl. We just had sex. But U can't shake off the feeling that she might be trans. She has a normal voice, a lubricating vagina, even had her periods in front of me but I am thinking that this can be done with modern medicine. Only thing against her is her face which has kind of hard features, but I am thinking it may be because of the Brit facial features (and also she's taller than me but with feminine hands and feet). She's a great girl if true. Help with a test to know whether someone is trans.

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>But U can't shake off the feeling that she might be trans
not quite sure what the problem here is

why did that spastic take a random bottle of liquid home from the park?

who does that?

thought you were okay with pulling trannies, lad?

no dont recall

alan, I've got bad news

If you have to ask...

She even showed me pic of a beauty pageant (for women) she was in. Don't think you can take that.

quick and easy, you anaesthetise them, make an incision in their lower abdomen and if they had a uterus you're cushty

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Hope this nafri normoid nonce dies from gang related violence

Sorry m8, I scored 124 in an online IQ test, but I don't find much enjoyment in those shows either even though I'm a sub 130 IQ animal

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experimental wasn't one of my top tags on last fm this week

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>swallowing the remaining glass and going into a catatonic state
That didn't happen
Still fuck the DEA

Nah mate I want children
Doesn't apply with these fucking north European features. They mess up everything

thnx fren, after this coffee I will drink some water

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business idea
16 year old gf who hasn't hit puberty yet

So have some children with her
Foolproof test, can't get eggs from anywhere but a lady

Dear Mr. Fantasy play us a tune
Something to make us all happy
Do anything, take us out of this gloom
Sing a song, play guitar, make it snappy

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my sides

this congressman going to jail

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I'm hitting the nonce button on this one

Why do you keep making this virgin freak posts. A tranny vag looks obviously different from a normal vag.

>Doesn't apply with these fucking north European features. They mess up everything

and so the delusion and cognitive dissonance sets in, it's only a matter of time until you're getting topped by some barely-passing tranny now alan

can't post on /sp/ anymore due to bullying

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might just sniff a line of coke instead of dinner

coffee is great

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football and smut daily as I ponder winning the lottery

it's a shit board anyway

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incarceration_of_Daniel_Chong
>Seven of the nine detainees were then taken to county jail, one was released, and Chong was accidentally left in a holding cell at the DEA office, according to the DEA.[7][8][9] Chong says he was told that he had been in the wrong place at the wrong time and that he would be released and even given a ride home.[7] He was placed in a 5 by 10 feet (1.5 m × 3.0 m) holding cell, his wrists bound in handcuffs. He was then left in the windowless cell for five days despite repeated cries for help. He could hear people walking around outside the room but could not get their attention. At one point the lights went off for several days. While locked up, he was starving and hallucinating. He claimed that, while incarcerated, he had to drink his own urine for hydration, and ingested some methamphetamine that he found under a blanket inside the cell in order to keep himself awake[clarification needed]. In an apparent fugue state, he was found to have bitten the lens in his eyeglasses, carved the phrase "sorry mom" in his arm with the shards and swallowed the glass.[10][11] By the time he was discovered on April 25, he was hallucinating and completely incoherent.[10][12]

maybe where you live but the bloke down the road at the corner shops sells eggs

Shoes size 38. Fuck off no adult 5'9 man can have feet this small.

>Nah mate I want children
you're nearly 40 mate but you still treat dating like a 20 year old

grow up

any mature women man in?

got gyno lads

>16
>no puberty
she's going to have severe developmental issues

are we watching any preseason matches?

peng! peng! PENG!

might need to watch this normoid trash

just found it good god what a fucking shitshow

I doubt any white woman would voluntarily sit next to an Asian man.

>mueller indicts 12 russian intel agents
>the sun interview with trump basically humiliating trump and endorsing johnson
>source of novichok just found
Jesus what a day.

test

yum

>Shoes size 38
fuck off continental

have a cambodian mate who's about that height and has that shoe size

>The incident has been described as a "Kafkaesque nightmare,"

can smell a suspiciously FOREIGN cooking smell emanating from next door

windows CLOSED

@92158884 (You)

Fuck off they don't even make male shoes that size

>STILL no black gf

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*chomps onion*

hon hon hon hon hon

why do i feel so numb and unbothered to do anything

yes they do