Why are his hands so fucking HUGE?

ok.ru/profile/559073617823

so that he can cover his ears when there is loud noise

To hear better

high test
also huge hands = huge dick

what did you say?

i'm 2 months older than sminem

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wtf he has like a 35 year old gf

Is this guy still alive? How old is he?

28 accually

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I said that before I clicked on the profile
she looks about 35 though and he still looks like a kid

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when i was 21 years old i started working in a workplace where i was basically the only man around(IT service in a revenue agency) and a 32 year old coworker took my virginity

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looking good in that buzz

Sminem
>manly hands and big dick
>has a gf who he fucks relentlessly every night
>famous and respected
Average user
>baby hands, tiny dick
>incel
>nobody cares about him except the increasingly worrying parents

So true it hurts.

life of strangling people

he actually looks completely normal except for his ears and hands

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would bang the bottom second from the left

genghis khan himself in the down left

>Russians are poo-
>Gucci
>Chanel

please stop
he must exclusively fuck milfs

He must have Klinefelter or something

based

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Dayum

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I sent him a friend requesr, do you think he’ll accept it?

>he probably doesn't even know what a computer is

wrong

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he has marfan syndrome you idiots.

Seriously is there no way to inform him of his fame? Some russian pls get on this so we could have a Sminem AMA someday

holy shit i'm his age and I'm a total loser in comparison. how do i attain his confidence?

r*Ssian genes.

Clearly he has some genetic disorder.

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DOMP ET

Sosachers tried to contact with him once but he almost instantly blocked them. Also he is not only looks retarded but literally 60 IQ or even lower judging by his profile and grammar.

Just send a friendly greeting to start with

No need. Let him enjoy his life (men's life in Russia is short - 55 years average). Do not disturb him, please.

I mean, I don't speak Russian. I'm just scared he's going to dump BTC and ruin my portfolio.

>He had a computer before me