/brit/

ruddy well hope not

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what's funny about this

don't do xanax

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Love mid 2000s rap music

youtube.com/watch?v=1CnuuhoqTis

yeah they have little clovers by their names to identify themselves

tell you what

watchmen was a bloody good film

mummy only let me get tramlines on one side of my head :(

Noswaith dda

He's a problem child, and what bothers him all comes out
When he talks about
His fucking dad walking out

>Mbappe is the only world class playe-

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Still just socialists vs capitalists
Still just SJWs vs racists
Still just Nazis vs liberals

nothing's changed

Not even fifteen minutes later after walking down the street
When I saw the shadow of a man creep out out of sight
And then he swept up from behind, he put a gun up to my head
He made it clear he wasn't looking for a fight
He said, "Give me all you've got, I want your money not your life
But if you try to make a move I won't think twice"
I told him, "You can have my cash, but first you know I gotta ask
What made you want to live this kind of life?"
He said
Oh there ain't no rest for the wicked
Money don't grow on trees
I got bills to pay, I got mouths to feed
There ain't nothing in this world for free
Oh no, I can't slow down, I can't hold back
Though you know, I wish I could
Oh no there ain't no rest for the wicked
Until we close our eyes for good

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When we touch eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaach ooooooooooother...

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great post

>At the 2011 census London had a population of 8,173,941. Of this number, 44.9% were White British. 37% of the population were born outside the UK, including 24.5% born outside of Europe.[2]

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just killed your nan and left her to rot in a hollow tree

back at you big guy

dont need a special internet frog to tell me this but thanks anyway

would love to just get tounge deep in some slags arse tonight after a couple keys of ket

anyone need to rent a gf off me? not a pimp, just got too many gfs, simple as

smacked it lads

toilberg let me transfer out of the london office for a year, whilst keeping my london salary

time to have LOADSAMONEY

>white women

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England got beaten by a balkan country that most people have never heard of.

Will we ever live it down?

Disgustang

it's mediocre
book is much better

every time we touch I get this feeling

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Half of it comes from the USA. At least they're benefiting from it though desu

more of a mid 90s man me
youtube.com/watch?v=_qkP8SvHvaU

no it wasn’t
be quiet

Trouble is their GOAT song

Mbappe is my age wtf

got a cute welsh one that your filthy hands have never touched?

>that most people have never heard of.
Not everyone is as pig shit ignorant as you are.

lucky

are you watching aikatsu friends?

anime

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too inconsistent to be world class

mboko

yes seeing as how croatia has a really good team

so you're saying moving to london is my best chance at completing /bgf2018/?

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fuck off underage

really want to go out tonight but don't have any friends hahaha

freak in the street but a virgin in the bed

youtube.com/watch?v=uKDuIhNVLyg

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im 19 soon to be 20 sweetie xxx

I'll be your friend :3

Slug bait
Can't wait
Slug slug bait
Can't can't wait

I crawl up the grass to your window
And then open up your room very slow

Slug bait
Can't wait

I walk into your bedroom
Then I look at you with your seven months pregnant womb

Slug bait
Can't can't wait

I get your husband to your front bedroom
I cut his balls of with my knife KNIFE
I make him eat them right there
In front of his pregnant wife WIFE
He's into his balls off
I look at him very slow

Slug slug bait
Can't can't wait

As he bleeds to death on the floor
I want you to say don't do any more

Slug slug bait
Can't cannot cannot wait

I look at your big heavy stomach
It's already moving a little bit with your baby
I use the carving knife from your kitchen
I start to perform the operation
You say "No, no don't do that!"
I say, "I don't give a ... cat's whiskers."

Slug bait
Can't wiat [Note: yes this is actually what he says!]

I pull out your baby
I chew his hand off with my teeth
I lick him clean
It's obscene
As you bleed to death I kill it
I'm just a wicked boy

Slug slug bait bait
Can't can't wait wait
Slug slug bait
Can't Can't wait
Slug bait

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Whoa

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youtube.com/watch?v=1jyk4YkvCJ8

Imaging being a bouncer in the Lil Jon days of club music. All the niggas trying to fight you

you HAVE to be 21 to post on /brit/

Stroking my willy
Toniiiiiight
Going to be
Stroking my willy
Tonight

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wtf, hazard shows up consistently

De bruyne would've made the list too if not for the game he had against france, he kinda disappeared for the 2nd half of this season too

no surprise really there's a strong link between distance and international trade

Well now a couple hours past and I was sitting in my house
The day was winding down and coming to an end
And so I turned on the TV and flipped it over to the news
And what I saw I almost couldn't comprehend
I saw a preacher man in cuffs, he'd taken money from the church
He'd stuffed his bank account with righteous dollar bills
But even still I can't say much because I know we're all the same
Oh yes we all seek out to satisfy those thrills
Oh there ain't no rest for the wicked
Money don't grow on trees
We got bills to pay, we got mouths to feed
There ain't nothing in this world for free
Oh no we can't slow down, we can't hold back
Though you know we wish we could
Oh no there ain't no rest for the wicked
Until we close our eyes for good

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this

people forget that 9/11 of croatia's team play for world class clubs and are the most important players for those clubs

hello Sicily m8 how are you

wrong

your skin colour too lol

i'm gonna be stroking your willy

you going to see death grips?

doing good
listeing to the the on vinyl
dads getting chipolte latter

just had a rummage round sorry no, only english

sicily do you like my trousers

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just remembered all those people that got world cup tattoos haha

nice

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what day is your birthday again?
27th?

mahrez has much better PL stats over the last 3 seasons than hazard and they are the same age

he was a steal at 60m if real are paying 160m

No theres not

>9/11
not true lol but croatia are still a very good team

mbappe is half cameroon/algerian
im italian/irish
the 28th
extremely gay

In Greek, “nostalgia” literally means “the pain from an old wound”. It's a twinge in your heart, far more powerful than memory alone.

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Bit bent that, wanking is for me not for (you)

having a shower lads

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eh anything a bit cute, kind of likeinstagram.com/ashleighef/
a few years back?

hazard literally went almost an entire calendar year without a league goal

goal.com/en/news/1862/premier-league/2016/04/23/22712132/hazard-finally-breaks-premier-league-drought-with

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epic got a nice surprise planned x

>9/11
plucked out your arse

>mahrez

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>pretending to be worldly on Jow Forums
>pretending people outside know anything other than love island and their parochial dramas

We got beaten by a third world nation.

this not be real surely

ty
about to get a welsh gf

havent watched the new one since i moved to korea

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:3

yes there is you spastic

>In economics, there are probably very few empirical results as persistent as the distance effect on bilateral trade

blogs.lse.ac.uk/brexit/2018/02/23/why-distance-matters-in-trade/

>third world nation.
you're thinking of serbia or bosnia, croatia is a really nice place

Croatia is not a third world nation though