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>peng

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anime

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nobody's gonna listen to these

any ミドリ man in?

have a pretty good sex video with my ex that I wank to every now and again, a few with this chubby girl that I slept with using a dildo on herself

good posts

dickhead

So what if higher education cost 150% less than you pay and I got paid more than you and pay 15% less on rent than you and housing was 3x less than what you pay and 80% of us boomers were home owners.
You entitled kids buy avocados and drink coffee so what do you expect?

fortnite is shit

haven't checked it out yet, anything cool?

losing love is like a window in your heart
everybody sees you're blown apart
everybody feels the wind blow

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you going to see kkb?

thoughts?

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Just realized Alexis Texas has never done a dp scene

says the tefl wank who couldnt get a job here

no

Heres the plan lads

Finish having dinner, have a coffee, and then wait for dinner to go down and then get to the 24h gym at 10pm for a 2 mile run on the treadmill and then do chest

VARG NO LIKE OLIVE EATING TRIBE
VARG ONLY LIKE SNOW TRIBE

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/mu/ wanker
what's next? any kero kero bonito lads? who here /ryofukui/? Listenin to some Maria Takeuchi la, anyone else! For me? It's Taeko Ohnuki - Sunshower. Beautiful tunes, wish I could be in 70s japan.

alri

Might have a nap. Thoughts?

i dread that day

>having a favourite pornstar
never gonna make it

unbelievable

holy shit fuck off bender

TROMP YE CAN GE TAE FUCK YA WEE BAWBA DROP ON YA NUGGET N GO WANK AUWF A DUG

just want to touch a womans body

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like captain beefheart, prefer Clear Spot

Why is the sugar free Monster energy drink used in 30 year old boomer memes? It's a nice drink tbf

;[

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london but without londoners

he showed you haha

Shove stuff up my bum

Cocks mostly

good
not his best

Any Fishmans lads in? Long Season - now THAT was a record!

Any other lads developed a liking to fucking his gf dogggy style whilst sniffing her arse crack after a hot day before she showers?

How much did she get paid to let someone piss in her vag

Just wanna confirm something
Did anyone else use the most absolute foul and disgusting language in school?
Looking back at some of the stuff I'd say when I was a teen just absolutely boggles my mind. Stuff I wouldn't say today in impolite company. Stuff that would be tryhard in /b/.
Fuck was an interjection, cunt punctuation, and nigger simply two two syllables.

And we were absolutely ruthless. Insults about the fat paki bitch with eczema, that the man I am now, still comfortable calling her a fat paki bitch with eczema, feel ashamed of. Imitations of the tard mongreloids that I'm embarrassed of. Nick names for our black maths teacher that if caught would have rightfully resulted in expulsion.

Maybe it was just me and my edgy friends.
Maybe it was normal, and my son is using the same language in his other hidden life away from me. But still, if I overheard him say some of the reprehensible shite I said his age I'd fucking bollock him.

if it's raining where you are, you're officially living in an irrelevant province of the kingdom of london

really is as simple as that.

It's overrated, anything short of sex that doesn't actually lead to sex is ultimately just a frustrating tease

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ah yes, an east asian flag post
i'll be sure to read this one

my aunty weighs like 25 stone

hate commercial porn
much prefer low budget amateurs

If only the Americans who think they are Scottish because they've seen braveheart knew how left wing and liberal the Scottish are

No, and nobody did this, and I went to a shit poor school

actually think it was just an organic random merging of memes rather than either a "30 year old boomer" thing or a deliberate marketing campaign

>my son

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That sweet poo-sweat odor is unironically my fetish

crazy game of tennis there lads

if bread has a bit of mold on it does toasting it kill the bacteria?

LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL

cool pork pie aunt

west london gangdem report in

The Japanese are surprisingly bad at music tbf

yeah sure give it a go

the 'gin preference

absolutely despise youtube suggestions music and everybody that comments on the videos

the chinese are worse

based vlad lmao

what's the big deal?

just a bit of banter la

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I want Emma Watson to sit on my face. I want to smell her smells.

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you arrive in London

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don't know any british people younger than 50 but I know plenty of old british people around me

how's a man supposed to get a british gf under these conditions?

result of a society too rigid and disciplined

youtube.com/watch?v=tzv-vXFptcg

and lefties here still go to the states even though they hate drumpf.

countries aren't their majority voting intention

imagine sliding your erect willy into an attractive consenting woman's vagina

it's what willies were made to do

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I was literally there 2 weeks ago at that pub on the corner with the lads

Yeah, sort of expect it from them though

had an incredibly vivid dream where I was fucking one of my coworkers in the mouth with increasing intensity

could not look her in the face today. cor blimey.

this

not this shite again

LMAO

youtube.com/watch?v=gvcS-Op3dMg

rorke was that kid on youtube who comments stuff like "I'm 12 but i listen to REAL music like AC/DC!"

fuck off boomer

yeah its mint

FONT

true

ouu

fucking doing a raindance in hopes that we get some cloud and rain here
man, especially the Englishman, was not made for this
THE GRASS IS LITERALLY DEAD
I HAVE NEVER SEEN SO MUCH YELLOW

look her in the eye and ask for a blowjob

>consenting
boring

get friendly with them and then eventually their granddaughter

youtube.com/watch?v=1NkZbu51ivA

thoughts on this video here?

>consenting
Willies were meant for rape lad. If you're a premature ejaculator especially you can be assured that you're descended from rapists all the way down.

'

OH MY DAYS!

youtube.com/watch?v=1AeRK8A2jsM

That's a very middle class thing to do, Rorke is the lad offering to fight me irl in broken English