Apologize for him, Swedes

He is a manlet and a shame for our nation but deep inside I think he is actually a good guy. He can't help that he was born so short

He's a prominent KKK Knight and has murdered hundreds of black people in Sweden.

he's 5'11". any height taller than 5'10" just makes it much harder to gain muscle and not appear lanky

Hmm can confirm. I am 6´3 and I look lanky

I can't stand ESFJs. They are so fucking shallow.

I'm 6'4'' and I don't look lanky. My BMI is 26.6, though, so I am slightly overweight

he gets his stuff from ylyl threads on gif

he's 5'7 lmao

It's just bantz bro

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>overweight
it's much harder to gain muscle when you're taller

i have no idea what his height is. i googled it and it says 5'11". how can you be sure he's 5'7"?

Pewds has made half his career out of just ripping content and jokes from Jow Forums and showing it to normies. He was a frequent browser of /v/ before he even made his channel.

nvm, he's 5'9

still nowhere close to 5'11

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>tfw 15 centimeters taller than him and still no gf
I guess height isn't everything

I used to loathe Poodipie given the asinine and juvenile nature of his old videos and while most of them are still pretty bad in that regard, some of them are actually okay now. And then there are of course the stunts he pulled. I mean how can you not at least tolerate a multimillionaire celebrity who calls another player “nigger” in anger after getting killed in PUBG during livestreaming?

Not that there is anything wrong with being black but this is just too hilarious to allow me to still dislike him.

if youre taller than her and she likes your face and demeanor and have money an average size penis then youre set until she finds someone better

im not offended by anything he's done but ive yet to ever be amused by him even in the slightest

>an average size penis
I have had several girls show interest in me but never continued with them because my penis is 13cm, no kidding. I have only had sex once in my life

that sucks. mine is 18cm but im a virgin who hasnt been in a relationship ever. do you mean you didn't reciprocate the interest because youre insecure about your penis, or they just left when they saw it? i mean lesbians get each other off without having penises so you can probably work it out

cause you are a nigger

fuck off germanigger, youre worse than niggers

Based.

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Musst du nicht langsam ins Bett, Össi?

Easy, user. Just ignore him. I am by the way.

Eh, some of his You Laugh, You Lose videos (SKRATTAR DU, FÖRLORAR DU) are decent. And you have to give him one thing: He is very self-aware and makes fun of himself on a regular basis.

You jelly, cheeki?

>13cm
That’s average, user.

wasn't it confirmed that he used to post on /v/ before he got popular?

based

See .

6'1'' here, lanky af. Although I don't really exercise, so yeah.

he is a meme killer

Marry me

A self-aware meme killer tho’ ...

and good riddance to the memes he kill

He is moderately funny but a genuinely good guy despite being extremely rich.