Run into theses guys. Talk for 30min with them, got the book and a rendez-vous at the "church"

Run into theses guys. Talk for 30min with them, got the book and a rendez-vous at the "church".


What should I expect ?

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they're nice folks honestly

your first mistake was talking to them

don't do mormonism, they think god is a physical dude who lives on another planet.

I got to chat with some Mormons it was mostly nothing, I argued a bit (like an autist) and I too got a free Book of Mormon they said for me to read i t so I feel the "burning in my heart" but I didn't read it sorry Mormons.

Yeah they were very nice.

they're nice until you try to leave their religion

Well then don't join and enjoy their generosity.

t. mormon

I drink coffee, smoke and take pills sometime to sleep.

How fuck I am anyway since they told me they didn't even drink tea. (wtf)

>if you don't hate them you are them!
Christ Americans really are dumb.

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I ran into a couple gooks recently, guy and girl. They were speaking this mangled Bulgarian but I understood them. They asked if I had noticed any inconsistencies or discrepancies in the Bible (poor things really don't know how atheistic people here are, nobody reads that shit). I said yes because I was bored and didn't want to go back to the office just yet.
They said some vague shit about a female God in the Bible and asked me to go to some seminar. I said "you've given me a lot to think about" and walked away

i never said you have to hate them, don't reply tard

>if u don hate them u must be dem! evil murmom

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I just heard that once you're in they take a part of your incomes. Is that true ?

And their legendary fort knox like archives in Utah.

10% of income goes to church.
Idk if they “take” it though.

>part of your incomes
joke's on them I guess

They will brainwash you for gibs.
It'll hurt at the beginning and at the end.
Mostly you'll enjoy it.

@92165620
holy fuck you're retarded lmao

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leaving islam is forbidden, Ahmed

Batshit insanity.
Their founder Joseph Smith is perhaps one of the most impressive and accomplished charlatans in the history of mankind.
Literally all you have to do is read an unbiased account of the churches history and you'll see what nonsense it is.

-92165620
>holy fuck you're retarded lmao

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@92166008
>no arguments

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I honestly don't care about the content of the book. I read the wiki and some parts of it.


But once you're in, do you have fun ? Do you meet 3.14 qt and bros ?

>no arguments

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>he's still doing it

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>n-o im rite ur wrong!

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if you're only in it to meet girls then you're gonna have a bad time

@92166272

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I was joking about the dating, just want a nice community to chill out on Sunday but I don't want to go into something I can't escape after.

>but I don't want to go into something I can't escape after.
People have been excommunicated from/by their families for leaving. Since you're not mormon now and probably not your family you don't have to worry about that. But if you make any friends while in it and then leave, you sure as hell won't be able to be friends with them after

I got two blonde German Jehovah's Witnesses trying their darnedest to speak in Bulgarian. Talked with them for about 5 minutes, and fucking hell, that was the most adorable thing I've ever seen in my life.

Do this in their face

Dont tolerate christ niggers

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Just like christianity

Well if you change your mind you can just meet a mormon girl without joining. And it honestly depends on what family you end up meeting, some honestly don't care too much about others leaving the religion so long as they stay good people.

t.best friend is a mormon

Shop around for a religion that looks good to you.

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i knew a mormon girl here and apparently she was being sponsored to go to utah for a qt husband