The absolute state

the absolute state

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Quebec doesn't count, it's not Canada

Your geography and low population density is detrimental to your wealth and economic growth.

Based churka

Crimea isn't Russian either

BASED

This. Crimea belongs to the GOTHS

Alberta and Saskatchewan are also not parts of Canada

Crimea is ethnically and historically Russian. Every one in Crimea prefers being a part of Russia than Ukraine. Only ones who oppose this are N*TO cucks.

based, actually we are the real Canada. The rest of ''Canadiens'' are just British LARPing and pretending they built a distinct identity

but I like Canada too
we're basically two faces on the same coin

> Crimea is ethnically and historically Russian.
wtf is this shit? Have you seen those crimean "russians"? Russified tatars

Quebec and Nunavut aren't really Canada
But to be fair, Hawaii isn't really America

Wrong.

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La Crimea è italiana

We're still the real winners

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We should both be laughing at the real landlets

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The majority of people live in the southern Ontario/Quebec area though. The entire west is only for farms, oil and chinese property investment.

So Alaska doesn't count, it's not American

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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But you beat us, which means we win.

Makes you think.

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> new zealand is bigger than uk

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no wonder it was so easy for hitler to steamroll europe. it's tiny hahaahahahah

What's the cutoff for landletism? A generous 1,000,000 km2 or something like 5,000,000 km2?

Crimea has like 150 years of Russian history and was heavily russified during su.

I bet you can't fit Vietnam in there :^)

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but France lost in Vietnam too

Not even using 1/4 your land, Leafs live so close the the US border that they might as well be American

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BASED

>we're basically two faces on the same coin

Canada is infinitely better than your 3rd world shithole.

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yes yes let me tell you about your continent

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>37 million hog 9.985 million km2 all to themselves
We're Chads and you know it.

Feels good to be land rich. In e*rope that land would be packed with monuments, old buildings and other stupid crap. In the americas we can devote hundreds of miles to highways, walmarts and mcdonalds'.

>We're Chads
more like Changs LMAO

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I would sacrifice 8 million of those miles for an actual culture.

most of that canadian land is useless anyway

or maybe like Chugs

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Our country was also meant to be bigger than mutts's, but fucking Alaska cucked us.

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you can fit vietnam in Texas fun fact, we also got most of their non commies post war.

We also didn't lose. We fought to a stalemate and then they steamrolled south Vietnam after they pinky promised not too.

*laughs in Eskimo*

canada has a bigger area, but less land than america

how did you learn that word?

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>brazil calling other mutts
howling

Couple of guys I knew on twitter back when I ran an user account. They were from the Canadian east coast. Funny guys.

If you have a tenth the GDP and a tenth the population, it all evens out, so who cares. More population is just more money for rich people to steal from.

>when you’re such a landlet country that your country’s most famous leader literally started a world war because of his landlet inferiority complex with the goal of eradicating his BIG BOY neighbor’s native population to fill it with Germans
>tfw he got his shit pushed in and his country became even more of a landlet

When will they ever learn?

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