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irish women require big welsh willies

ffs she's going out with her friends and wants me to meet up with them
don't want this lads

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give the north a devolved parliament and we'll surpass scotland in no time

turtles about to have an orgy with bare italian birds and im here wanking waiting for love island to start

I'm just like the Inbetweeners except I didn't kiss girls during a-levels

didnt care the first time get lost!

anime

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they were asked and rejected it because they're brainlets

>give the north a devolved parliament and we'll surpass scotland in no time

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if I meet up with her friends it's no longer a date is it
don't want to meet these wogs just want to slap her chebs about

Both Londoners and Edinburgers are very elitist libshits, the kind that sneer at working class folk.

Wish there was a tinder but it's explicitly for people that want to meet up and have sex within the next couple hours

Bored as fuck, empty house

if you're a 7/10+ girl in central/North London (You) me

bellissimo

twitter.com/TwatBibIe/status/1017826874423238657
in fucking tears

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yeah it's called tinder twatface
if you can't get them ASAP it's going nowhere

watching Lolita with the sister

hate us cause u aint us

that's what grindr is
shame girls need to lie to themselves about wanting to shag

ah yes friday night, slags will be out in force and on the prowl for a good shag

*lowers trousers and pants and sits down in front of pc*

Stop it lad me balls are pulsating

don't recall anyone asking me

im a hairy paki bastard in cardiff if that'll do x

WOAH mama

>they're

Uh mate, but it's 'their'. Get it right dickhead

big fan of pierced nips coming back as a trend lads

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haha funny

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youtube.com/watch?v=F0sRG9kAdqI
unironically the greatest song ever recorded

>semantics
You got the message didn't you?

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>it's 'their'. Get it right dickhead
Imagine being this much of a Manlet.

pretty popular at the moment thankfully

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Lads which broadband provider should I go for ? Fucking sick of this runt limited data lark
They all seem a bit shady with their hidden throttling and extra charges, bit worried about choosing the wrong one. I need truly unlimited data ideally for less than £30 a month

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that's the north east not the north
those lot would be fucked on their own

is this gay kino any good?

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Funny that people feel the need to get a tattoo or a piercing to fit in.

might just ignore her and say I fell asleep

london paki is seething again, lads.

what's the best accent for a girl?
can be domestic or international

>no indian or pakistani birds within 30 miles of me on adultwork

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bit of a choon
youtube.com/watch?v=JJKzKgz4SjU

unironically scouser

Months wage slathered onto her mug.

thought that was ano from the thumbnail

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ah yes carlisle sure props the rest up

At the end of the day they'll all give you the same speeds if you don't get cable

think bt are around that (we split bills at uni so cant remember) and they were ace compared to the dogshite that is sky

was it?

...

the british broadcasting corporation

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mong

scouse isn't too bad but it REALLY depends on the girl and how strong it is

that's not funny

bit hot
youtu.be/-d91Qn8QUks

no

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broadband.moneysavingexpert.com/

how are you using 5gb in a month
get off your phone mate

crikey

>their

umm you mean there sweaty x

whoever made this type of dress is a genius

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anyone mind if we talk about sex?

going to get some more piercings when I get back to Sydney

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that's a skirt..

lauren southern is in australia

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i use like 200gb a month
9 eur a month

cant stop listening to PLUG WALK

that code is pants-on-head retarded

Crazy how in the span of like 10 years tattoos went from being edgy and non conformist to a trendy fashion statement.
Nigga I don't need no muthafuckin' skull on my bicep for you to know I ain't playin.

Peng

reckon it was invented by a bloke

could be

going out with my psudeo-deano and based black mates tomorrow
the unironically help each other to pull every time they go out and it's the first time I've gone with both of them
wish me luck

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what did she mean by this

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Fucking girls is for poofs.

What a mong

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fit and she knows it

love how donald keeps everyone on edge by saying something unexpected every 5 minutes

honestly it's brilliant, the runt media don't know how to deal with it at all, can't have an impactful story that pushes your views when he's going to give you another one a couple of hours later

that's not hard to get through at all if you leave the house

except for the face

Group think loving retards make me laugh. I don't know about you.