/brit/ - the british culture general

hate myself and want to die edition

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any Mao Zedong man in?

he tried to stop and steal my glockenspiel
i started punchin' the munchkin. he coughed up his luncheon. i sent him back to dublin.

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you now remember england are playing tomorrow

1999-2002 Eminem was peak music

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hardly - can't say I'm proud of it though. Wish I had a proper vocation i.e. law/medicine/architecture etc.

strategy in a specific sector

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His story about meeting Kanye West on Vice is a great laugh, it is just so Kanye

kick off is 0700 here

dunno if it's worth getting up for desu

Maybe he doesn't like you and you can't take the hint.

>maoism

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>cocaine is a shit drug

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Heh I always used to do this, would blame my shitty signal because I'm a culchie, really I just hated texting people and making plans would fill me with anxiety

had a wank and have the munchies now

There are many Englishes. They are all great. I love them all, from Ebonics to Queen's English.

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t. chiang kai-shek

cocaine is a pretty good - but slightly overrated drug

t. expert

Never had cocaine but I imagine it's pretty sweet.

good song
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want to try heroin but I'm a nolifer so I imagine id quickly become an addict because of how nice it must be

he doesn't want to talk to you fucking normoid cunt

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West African pidgin is utter cancer. The only dialect of our great language that I can't stand. It sounds like it was invented by mentally retarded pygmy slaves from the Congo.

haha totally pranked trump today. he's hitler and we pranked him

excellent rendition of the g'mick

think that's enough slags

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I've never done any drugs before despite being offered them a fair few times and personally believing all drugs should be legal. Think it might be a metaphor

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he has depression , does that explain it

would love to be a girl because its perfectly fine to experiment with your fellow female friends

all me

thought he was flat-sharing
dui bu qi

*teleports behind you*

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watching a spot of the ol 'nime lads

recommend you do the same

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what does it mean on 23 and me that my X chromosome is the only part of me that's italian, but almost all of it is italian?

You should do any drug you're ever offered. It's common courtesy.

Seen her abused her fanny with a massive dildo

Probably, had this friend in secondary school who would always be really nice in person and you could make plans with him but would be really flaky when you weren't with him, could never understand why he was like that. When I got older I became the exact same. You don't want to upset people when they are around you so you just act nice and then you can go back to being shitty and depressed when you are on your own

any V shaped man in

Lads as an actual expert I'd warn you off coke I'd you're already a bit too much into sexual stuff because spending hours on end coked up and verging on sex offender tier eventually seeps into your sober mind

The Scottish are the most liberal sjw like scum on these islands. We need war fuck slap a jock day stab a jock day is coming.

4 chicken kievs for dinner
valiums for dessert
need to sort my life out

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listening to david bowie

i'm horny

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300ug AL-LAD up the shitter

does it make you more horny

That your mother is all italian I think

can't think of anything to post so am just going to poo-post

*clears throat*

poo

pics

what are we listening to lads?

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I swear to god

yeah

Wish I had drugs. All I have is a small bit of tobacco.

wish I was cute and skinny so that I could be a cute twink

fucking crazy how a supermarket can get a 500g box of branflakes sold landed for £0.70 and still make a profit on it

absolute mind-boggling

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Benzos have always given me this weird 'motivation' like I'm suddenly able to do stuff therefore I HAVE to do something. I can't relax on them. weird

it happened to me la, someone just asked me and the gf if we could shoot porn for money. we were just shopping at the local mall! pretty sure most of /brit/ can relate to the aaasmmmiiirrriite la x

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thread choon
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cereals are commonly used as animal feed
they're VERY cheap

she's not though. i think it means my direct maternal ancestor was an italian woman

old gay bloke asked if i wanted to be a prostitute the other day when i was at the gym

Love hairy fannies me

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dark net is your friend

I am James.
I am from Australia.
I am a human.
I have big dreams.

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Shan't be supporting either team on Sunday

big meaty arses

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yank big brother looks grim

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Do you look like a jew then

gf berated me last night for asking her to send pics

ex's sister is sending me selfies demonstrating her cleavage

>I have big dreams.
yeh?

Mate after a weekend on coke half the time I can't even wank for a few days due to the bruiss and cuts on my cock

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So let me get this straight I have to endure soul-destroying toil for the majority of my waking hours just to get by?

I did NOT sign up for this

Have grown quite fond of the 1mg sample of Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille I got

Hated it at first, but I've come round to the fragrance, would never wear it myself, but I can see the appeal

this is one of the preexisting wacky bruce personalities about to launch a new wacky character
let's see what this brings

I'm going to be a millionaire before I'm 30. I don't know how, but I can feel it.

rate me lads

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Alright Kylie, chill out