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grandma just posted this on Facebook

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>bf is at a gig
>has sent me snaps roughly every 10 mins on average

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what band

attempting to fix my life

any lads here unironically up for a few pints if i visited your town or city?
do enjoy travelling domestically for a day in towns and cities i've never been to before and a drinking partner would be decent

reply with your place of residence if you would actually have the balls and willingness to meet a random lad for bevvies

*enters thread*

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Remember that time I used "autocoprophagous" properly in a sentence????

doxxable info

yeh, what's wrong with it?

Trump looked so legitimately happy to meet the Queen, it must've been a childhood dream what with his mum loving her so much. Felt happy on his behalf.

beginning to get the sneaking suspicion i might have settled for my gf. but also im sure that if i leave her she will spiral into a depression from whence she may never return

london
yes if it's midnight and i'm in a weird enough mood

how long have you been together?

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never heard of them

I know what you mean, he was beaming at one point

love the gf lads

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I thought the blimp would be huge. disappointing

london
yea id do it

dan

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i still don't get this tweet, can you elaborate?
i'm guessing he doesn't realise a croatian coach and player made pro-ukrainian comments after beating russia in the quarter final
and american liberals support ukraine right?

Bit of a cunty way to think, she probably feels the same

over a month now

Very gay post

yeah
hopefully he makes america join the commonwealth

canterbury (when i’m back home haha)

craving some toast with honey

newcastle

literal child

cute :3

yanks obviously wouldn't get it
you don't know the feeling of other countries playing a sport you invented

and don't bother naming the 5 or so countries that take a semi-interest in your shit sports

i think everyone did if you look at the CGI mock
ups they had going around

M E N T I O N E D

was at Canterbury last week
lovely town
youtube.com/watch?v=Pqsm3C8nvFU

dhaka when l'm back home

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Wouldn't mind trying khat 2bh lads

This zoo is Bullshit. No animals because they're all chilling in the shade. Have seen a tremendous amount of qt's in shorts and small tops though.

thanks lol

why'd she sneak up on him like that?
suspicious

I want a gf who smokes but hates it and every couple of months says she's quitting but she's always right back at it. And I'd still love her and give her a kiss.

Aye sounds champion canny mint lyk

...mentioned...

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Small mentality, you're better than that

why the fuck are you at the zoo

Remind me why Wales exists again

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Jackass clearly was walking and just stopped in front of her.

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posted when i've been before and no one was up for it, may be there next saturday
will keep tabs on this situation
interesting town but never been
been when i was younger but want to see it properly although it's a pain to get to
i'm midlands based

Proper bloated need a shit and a great fart

mentioned

stop being mean to us you cunt

should have guessed you'd slither into the thread when somebody started chatting shit about zoos lol

I got a cheap ticket and didn't want to do the beach two days in a row.

Screeching

Inmar berbman

GLOOOORY GLORY MAN UNITED

>Proper bloated need a shit and a great fart

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Hello where are the cork slags

How so? If you think you're better than her stop wasting your time and break up with her. Thinking your settling for a girl is like thinking that your smart but you just don't apply yourself, it's the most immature thing you can do

Ayo FUCK ZOOS

black or white lads?

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go home you fucking freak

just came here to bitch about our countrymen protesting drumpf. like what a pointless endeavour

alri doug

black

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There are quite a few smokers I meet who really seem to hate smoking. Like lol, why did you even do it in the first place?

Www.funnyvideos.com
I can't breath lads
I mean wow
The humour of this site is too knotch

most men are somewhat noncey in that youth and innocence in women are seen as sexually attractive and desirable

despite what you might hear, men who want older women and men who want very sexually experienced women are a minority

>worse than the fucking north east

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Peer pressure generally
*dons hat* most humans are weak social creatures

youtu.be/EHL1X0jV0dI

iT'S An aDdIcTiOn

Grey

yeh but balloon though xddd

they're addicted (because they're dumb)

love slags

HATE bastards

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new construction options

Remember that wedding from a few months back where they had black people and the BBC and The Guardian were amazed by it, lmao

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so that's what a woman's private parts look like?

We live in a societyyy

worked in dublin zoo for a summer some years back selling ice creams from a cart

monkeys were akin to fucking pigeons/crows/robins in there

was honestly in awe of the lions and polar bear any time I passed them though

plus there was one hilarious moment one day where the bull rhino mounted one of the female rhinos while I was passing through and a load of kids happened to be watching and they were all laughing at its honestly monumental erect knob

oh and penguins are retarded and will easily mistake straws for food and orangutans are dickheads

pics
where are you?

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>write up a witty, simply epic reply to a post, guaranteed to get me plenty of juicy (you)'s
>close laptop to have food, excitedly anxious to reap the rewards of my effort
>finish food, by now restless and absolutely gagging for that peculiar and delicious dopamine rush that only /brit/ can provide
>you must wait 2 more seconds until you can post again
>tfw it never went through, but it's okay because deep down I know it doesn't matter

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