You wake up in Duluth, Minnesota

You wake up in Duluth, Minnesota

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get bit by a dog with a rabid tooth

Oh nice, time to head to rocky beach and enjoy the rocks, get drunk at the pier, then head to menards.

Minnesota and North Dakota seem hyper comfy.

I check out Nickelodeon Universe in Mall of America nearby.

That's all I know about the Twin Cities area.

>Walk into a shop to buy something
>Get reported as an illegal
>detained
>abused
>deported

America seems like an interesting place, shame they dislike the irish.

get out

>America dislikes Irish people
Stop fucking baiting

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Based

>shame they dislike the irish.
Is this 1905?

I wish

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In my state you can compare towns that are tiny and about to die with their early 1900s pics on the downtown's being busy and people out in nice clothes kinda like this

Duluth grew rapidly, died, and grew rapidly again numerous times already in the 19th century

My state only has 4 cities that have any vitality and 2 of them are because they're college towns. Everywhere else is dying.

Go to minneapolis and chill with somalis and swedes

prepare for a four+ hour drive

Damn myself as a drunkard and drive back to South Dakota

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>Getting deported is that easy

take an uber to nearest airport and fly back to florida

I go to the trading company to buy ballroom jeans.

Try to avoid Somalis