Why don't A*glos finally accept the Welsh superiority?
>Actual natives to the Island
>superior food
>Celtic
>Vikings feared to sail to the Welsh coast
>Inventors of the longbow
>Bloodthirsty animals with superior fighting skills
>won the war of the Roses
>Funded the most famous English dynasty
>Defeated the Zulus outnumbered 1:20
>Defeated the Napoleon, Wilhelm II and Hitler
>Whitest place in the UK
>Gareth Bale and RYAN GIGGS
>youtube.com
Why haven't you taken the Welsh pill yet?
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Welsh are just Little Englanders, in Irish Wales is literally "An Bhreatain Beag"- Little Britiain
>Actual natives to the island
Who would want to be a native to Britain
>superior food
Sheep cock is not cuisine
>Vikings feared to sail the Welsh coast
No, there was nothing of value in Wales to raid, especially compared to Ireland which had valuable manuscripts and chalices
>Inventors of the longbow
Didn't do them much good, did it?
>Bloodthirsty animals with superior fighting skills
Bending over and getting rammed by a ram is not a useful skill in combat
>won the war of the Roses
By pure luck
>Defeated the Zulus outnumbered 1:20
Gun beats spear? Woah
>Defeated the Napoleon, Wilhelm II and Hitler
What
>Whitest place in the UK
Scottish Highlands are much whiter
>Gareth Bale and RYAN GIGGS
Whiney faggot and sister-in-law fucker respectively
Only people who's countries haven't been partitioned can post in this thread.
ooo the SEETHING envy on this paddy
Irish people on Jow Forums tend to be so weirdly bitter about the much superior Welsh
REMINDER Wales is anti-EU despite receiving/being bribed with loads of EU funds, its anti-UK sentiment is relatively non-existent and not very serious compared to that of Scotland/Ireland, the Welsh language is spoken more than Irish despite the Irish and their diaspora massively outnumbering the Welsh, the Tudors radically influenced history, the Welsh are by definition and genetically the most original and most British Brits, and on top of that the Welsh are quite literally the last of the Romans
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so to sum up
>anti-eu
>pro-uk
>more celtic than ireland
>more british than england
>simultaneously the first brits and the last romans
>Scottish Highlands are much whiter
yeah cause there's like 5 fucking people and a billy goat there
RULES COLONIAL PATAGONIA WITH AN IRON FIST
I like Welsh boobs.
reminder that the welsh gave us based superted and fireman sam and the irish gave us nail bombs
is it true that cymru is pronounced cumrag?
How could you forget the qt Highland cattle?
Wales is GOD AND ELVES
Welsh QT
no
The Welsh are odd.
I've always been under the impression the Welsh quite liked the English (unlike the sc*Ts). No need to start conflict when there isn't any.
>tractor is the same
what did they mean by this?
Did wales create King arthur and all the stories of dragons?
Based Llew.
this is true
Scottish identity seems to be based on "fuck England" while Welsh identity seems to be based on "fuck yeah, Wales"
Wales is based
I wish I was welsh
It's funny because it's true. Scotland's national identity is based around hating the English. Welsh national identity is based around itself and its culture.
No. King Arthur was king of all of Britain (when Britain was inhabited by a singular homogenous people before the Germanic migrations).
As much as I love hiking in Wales as a place to live it's an impoverished wasteland.
Based.
Yeah I liked the Dark Souls/King Arthur hybrid King Arthur film you guys funded.
Can tell it's a Guy Ritchie film.
yes.
It's a latin word.
traho, trahere, traxi, tractum
5 years of learnin latin, yey
Wales produced the most underrated rock/metal band of all time,
Cyrmruuuuuuu qt...
>Vikings feared to sail to the Welsh coast
Try again, sweetie.
fucking love them tbqh.
>Literal Danish colony
>talks shit about Wales
>his country was NOT ONLY a turkish colony, but was actually permanently mutted into looking more like sandniggers than the turks themselves
At least we fought the Turks and never invited them to live on our welfare
>superior food
I'm 100% sure you couldn't name a single Welsh food without googling it
You're misinformed about Denmark-Norway anyways - the official state of the union was "Two kingdoms under one monarch" - the Danish monarch. Norway was still a "thing": NOT the same as e.g. Finland under Sweden or the 13 initial colonies in the US before it became the USA.
welsh rarebit
He's obviously talking about non-Brits.
Cheers lad but you're not the OP are you
How about welsh rarebit?
fuck you thieving gyppo cunt
I am cunning and thanks to you I was able to name 1 Welsh food without googling
not the OP but Welsh cakes are beyond fantastic
>be scotland
>have a virgin unicorn
>be wales
>have a chad dragon
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I'm going to make these at some point
Just flat English scones m8.
if by flat you mean far superior, then yeah m8 exactly
Whether flat or not, if both can accept jam and cream then it's all good.
good post
>defeated the Zulus
>believing a film is historically accurate
In reality, the 24th Foot was a Warwickshire regiment in 1879, it didn’t become the South Wales Borderers until 1881, you fucking stupid taff
>you fucking stupid taff
yeah because that's clearly the welsh flag, stupid mongrel
I like Wales. Been there it's very nice.
Realised the flag after I’d posted sorry senpai
saeson are our frens though cariad, they absorb all the blacks and pakis so we can stay pure and qt
it's the j*cks that are the problem desu
>last of the Romans
They could better be described as the first of the romani people.
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Welsh sounds quite nice, it really has a strong "feeling" to unique that is simply absent in other Celtic languages (because of the influence of English or French). It's a shame it's gradually losing ground.
but that doesn't make any sense
and the point is that the last Roman state/post-Roman successor state to fall in the west happened to be Welsh. it's partly tongue in cheek but it's literally and historically accurate to make the claim
>It's a shame it's gradually losing ground
It's not, really. it's fairly stabilised and it's the most spoken Celtic language in the world.
>tfw no Welsh friend to help me purge Iberia of non-Celtic R1B's
it's decline has halted and tons of kids are now being taught in only welsh up until secondary school, usage might be declining due to lack of practicality and funding cuts for welsh language media but fluency in the language is due to increase
R1b is Iberian and celtic
The last Roman remnant was the Dominion of Soissons under Syagrius.
There was nothing in Wales or in Britannia atm except incoming anglos and abandoned peasants.
I’ve actually been to Wales and I just thought, “God this is the shittiest part of the island, reminds me of a Pennsylvania coal miner town”
On the TV in Britain they have channels in Welsh.
Welsh accent sounds good too.