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*shitpost*

Damn

Thread as dead as my inbox

one of my qts family members died and she sounds really sad
what do I say to her

when my best friend's dad died I also didn't know what to say. I just visited her.

>I just visited her.
cant really do that Tbh shes pretty far

Going to the South of France for three weeks lads, going to be fun !
Especially if we win the world cup

Woke up lads

If it doesn't come naturally it's best not to say anything at all. Don't pretend to care if you don't.

but I do care, im just not good with people. I just don't know what to say in situations like that

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>qt stopped replying for no apparent reason

>Oh you look cute :/
What did she mean by this?

>find an absolute qt who happens to be a fellow nerd
>send her a message immediately
>she doesn't reply to it
Yeah, of course having the same interest as hers doesn't matter when you're completely out of your league.

"I'm really sorry to hear about your x, let me know if you need anything"

That you look cute.

Don't mind the smiley - but feel free to ask why the :/

I cute

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21 replies and dead the absolute STATE of you lot

post your cute profile

What do I say lads?

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ill go with this

>she said I look younger than I am
cant tell if this is good or bad Tbh

Eating breakfast and going out lads

Nice, I'm about to have the first coffee of the day so I'd appreciate it if you could hush for 5 or so minutes

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one redhead gf please

>jokingly ask qt if she speaks to other men
>she says she met 3 Russian brothers who she's now like a sister to
>i spend 3 hours screaming at her calling a whore and telling her to never speak to me again
>she begs me to stay together and says she doesn't deserve me and that she'll never speak to them or any other man again without my permission
Did I do good?

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>i spend 3 hours screaming at her calling a whore and telling her to never speak to me again
Sounds like you might be a tad autistic

A tad?

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Yeah just a tad

>learning to play guitar while drinking coffee and messaging my qt saudi girl

life's good lads

Really makes you think

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>speaking to a chick on whatsapp
>she tells me we're soulmates and how hot, smart, blabla I am
>yesterday sends me a message all over a sudden "I'm sorry for not being talkative, I'm going to a festival soon"
>wrote me a message two hours later about how it's real nice
>I went to bed around 1AM
>wrote me another message around 2-ish AM how she's leaving the festival
>reply "What kind of music was it?" to her in the morning and she sends me a message "I'm just going home now"
>tell her "Alright. Hope that boy doesn't break your heart"
>she gets furious at me and tell me she went to her friend's place
>write "ok"
>she hasn't appeared online since then
She's interesting, but she forced me to get into my emergency retainer, and they're mostly boring and uneventful

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>she forced me to get into my emergency retainer, and they're mostly boring and uneventful
All those back up qts :')
Do they ever find out about each other?

She a level 10 thot

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Back at home lads
Chillin now

I reckon they wouldn't. I don't go around making promises of visits and romance or post a lot of photos.

I'll ask her to meet me in Prague. I told her I want to travel a bit during my sabbatical, but I will probably just go on a sex spree from Zagreb to Budapest, Vienna and then Prague, meet her there, fuck her and come back
I hope we get to fulfill her wish of visiting some museums and sites before I discover how many STDs I collected on my way to her

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In town shopping

I finally didn't get ghosted by an Iranian qt.

Nice

sleepy

Sleep then

waiting for fooood

What kinda food?

Ordered some chindian.

Sounds foreign, I'll pass thanks

Chinese food but with Indian spices

hello /cp/ friends, I don't ever post here but I want to say thank you.
Last year in May I came across one of these threads and decided to create an account.
And now over a year later, I am leaving for the opposite side of the world to live with a girl I met on there for 2 and a half months!!
Miracles do happen thank you !!

See you in a week posting about how she was seeing someone else.

Where's she from?

We are both very young (barely above 18) so her mother is helping us get our own apartment there and everything, and she trusts her mother very much so I know she would never want to ruin our relationship and waste her mother's time and resources by seeing other people. Also the amount of time she spends talking to me kind of proves she doesn't have the time to see anyone else.

I don't want to say because I know this board can be very judgemental. All I will say is that she lives in Europe

soo, eastern European.

not necessarily, this board will find a reason to give shit to girls from any country in Europe for any reason (maybe except Switzerland?)

Poland it is.

>I don't want to say because I know this board can be very judgemental
So long as she's not SEA you'll be ok

Or sudaca. Yikes.

Sure if you want ! :)

It's ok friend, we only bully guys who go for Thais and Filipinos.

>imagine being so insecure you care what people on an anonymous image board think

Y-yeah

it is more like if she knew I was divulging details about her on an anonymous image board she probably wouldn't be too happy

>it is more like if she knew I was divulging details about her on an anonymous image board she probably wouldn't be too happy
depends on the sort of thing you say.
Telling us where she's from doesn't sound too bad.
but if you don't feel like saying it, you're free to keep it a secret :)

thank you for understanding user

l-lads
i really love my br qt but i also want to fuck with my ex gf
what do?

>View Taiwanese girl's profile once
>starts viewing me about 2 times a day for about a week now
oops

>i really love my br qt
>but i also want to fuck with my ex gf
"love"
hopefully, you don't fuck your ex.

You act like you cannot combine these things

No seriously, we've been talking non-stop for like 2 weeks, all day every day, videochatting, sending pictures, its fun really, so i think i really shouldn't really do that to her
qts before thots

Kinda ironic we bully people for going for Flip girls yet we have a Flip girl here. what are your thoughts on this?

i feel really weird.
but i just think i can't change how people are.
besides, i also have opinions that aren't exactly kind.

>qts before thots
i hope you can stick to this

Messaged big titty Kazakh girl but didn't get a response, sad..
Speak your mind, and bully me, cute filipina

i just talked to a spen guy and i think he confirmed i am retarded.

>call on skype
>he says hi
>i wave my hand
>he says why are you not talking?
>i can't talk coz it's 00:57 am here
>I say bye
>he says ok

ooh ok))

idk why i even try desu :')

>i can't talk coz it's 00:57 am here
What do you go mute after midnight or something?

try living with asian parents

>Japanese girl messages me first
>she's 33
>reply her anyway

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Bruh she's 28 surely she isn't still living with her parents

That seems to be shyness, not retardation.
Reeee, share your not-so-kind opinions.
(and lower the age cap? pls)
Family sleeping mane.

there are other people in the house.
it'll be very weird for them to hear me speaking in English at this hour.

with autism at 29, anything is possible :')

thought flipanon was a NEET

OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>Reeee, share your not-so-kind opinions.
i did and learned to keep it to myself.
/cp/ is not the place for it :')
also, some people decide to be kind to me and i think, i should try to look at that more.

:(
no
yes
maybe
:)

Flip user seems down, chin up lass I was only bantering you.

everyone on this website seems down

I'm not down

I'm not, been reading Boruto for an hour, I feel like a kid again.

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i am

To be honest, flipanon seems fun, it's too bad I am not old enough to message her and that she doesn't believe that a man and a woman can be purely friends...
Sometimes I check her profile to see if the age requirements changed but nope

We're all down.

Message me on IP then and tell me about it, hm.

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I've seen you around, mustard lady

i don't even know flipanon's brofile

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well maybe this is the happiest thread in all of /int!

I just read her profile. Who the fuck is taking pictures of people sleeping?? Is that common in the Philippines?