/dixie/ - Southern US & Friends:

As far as I know with what I looked up, they were in some sorta suburbs. Looks sorta country, which is what they're used to.
Good to hear. As far as I can tell, they seem to be happy up there.

meant to link

Yes that's good
The people here try their best but sometimes people slip up and say dumb shit or make fun of the South, like we're any better
Though to be honest the amount of times I've been asked if I was a native or if I rode buffalo around or if I had running water should show that the South wasn't averse to being just as ignorant about their fellow Americans

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that 19 year old boomer who

Wore a stupid hat around downtown and got called a mafioso by an autistic man on a bike

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ahh yup, that kind of ignorance is prevalent all around the south and I'd imagine the same up there
They've been up from Wisconsin to Kentucky and Tennessee and they're pretty chill about that stuff. I agree though, it's amazing how little someone knows about other Americans with the internet existing.

Doesn't beat New Yorkers from NYC though
Some fuck told me he was scared at night because it was so quiet, he had never seen stars before too

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>he was scared at night because it was so quiet, he had never seen stars before too
LMAO
that's hilarious, can't imagine being a large city dweller

At least not a big-city dweller
I used to stare down Coyotes at the daycare parking lot and when I'd go camping with friends up in the hills we'd holler at the mountain lions that would watch us from the top of the rockfaces

bad thread

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How many people are North Florida? I might be moving to Pensacola soon, from North Jville. Very nervous. I know nobody there, but I know nobody here, either

thats a shit eating grin

Of course he does.

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we actually got a republican to win the gubernatorial
hes running against a libcuck slimeball in november

Out of the 130 odd people that graduated with my about 70% had German surnames and that's always bothered me

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Both parties are revolting

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I loathe that the Democratic party has become the party for leftism and immigrants, because I cannot stand having to side with the party of L*ncoln

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a

console yourself with it being the party of Nixon(pbuh) too

. . .

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he's one of the most effective politicians we've ever had

>tfw more or less stopped caring about politics as a whole

It's annoying when people try forcing you into politics, too

I used to be really heavily into politics.
Realized I don't care enough to change anything.
I got more important things to do then sperg out at people about who they voted for.

Okay

>I got more important things to do
like what

Yeah, it's this big well of negativity, where --you-- influence nothing, but --it-- influences you greatly. Not worth it, man. Too much in life to freak out over other people's stupidity and your own self-righteousness (which isn't even substantial, changing-shit-for-the-better self-righteousness)

Well, every night for the past few weeks I've passed out drunk instead of going to bed.
Finding a way to stop that would be a good example

nice dubs

oh

devote yourself to christ boteman

oh gosh that reminded me of one of my "got way too drunk in front of other people" incidents

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tell me lad

the part I thought of or the whole night?

whichever i guess

>Get drunk
>smoke cigar
>have allergic reaction to something
>gf tries to make me go inside
>get belligerent
>(black out)
>friend asks me "why i'm doing this"
>cry
>(black out) (apparently I tried to jump in front of traffic at this point)
>Find tree patch
>lie down
>Tell them to let me die there.
>gf has her EMT roommates force me into a car
>apparently I elbowed one in the face
>(black out)
>I remember saying something along the lines of: "God's will for me is to die(/kill myself" don't remember which)
>don't remember much else

god bless you

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honestly, I can relate
I've done retarded shit like that while drunk and I regret fucking everything
luckily I also blacked out

have many stories like that tbqh

alright, tell me more so I can cringe with you
I'm drunk right now regardless

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Jesus Christ, my guy. Do you actually want to die? I don't want to die violently or consciously, but sometimes, between waking and sleeping, I wish I could just fade out

Lee wouldn't approve.

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New York is _____

>hurricane coming to town
>go stay with gf who lives in a suburb of Savannah
>they go see a movie
>I don't care for the movies, so I don't go.
>get drunk as F U C K
>feed her roommate's dog (Bailey) a bunch of hot dogs and macaroni
>Throw knife through their wall
>try to cut my arm open with grill scraper
>black out
>gf's roommate comes home
>"dude I fed Bailey a shitton of food"
>apparently I started speaking solely in German afterwards
>black out
>gf wakes me up
>I'm passed out naked in her bed in a pool of vomit
>"Boatman, there's macaroni everywhere"
>"Yeah, I fed Bailey a shitton of food"
>"No, I meant your vomit"
>"So I didn't need to say that?"
>"no"
>Start asking people if they think I should go to the insane asylum in so many words
>Don't remember what her roommate said
>gf says yes
>black out again

it's been known to happen

Lee's world is gone

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>>apparently I started speaking solely in German afterwards
fucking hell
and the rest of the story
holy shit
I cringe with you my man
one time I was apartment sitting my sister's apartment with two friends
I ended up blacking out, spilling shit on their table while talking about gay shit
I woke up fully clothed uncovered in her bed with barely any memory
I also turned the A/C down to like 54

also when I talk about gay shit I really mean gay shit, mostly anime trap porn
kill me please
that was over a year ago

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>get nearly blackout drunk one night
>decide to order poison for life-ending purposes
>too drunk to put in the order
>get drunk at friend's house
>apparently I told them about it
>haven't been able to live it down since
flash forward:
>grandma asks me to pick up pesticide for the house
>I'm with them
>"You're not gonna use that to kill yourself, right?"
>mfw

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oooh my

Lee's world can only die if its practitioners stop preserving it, do not give in lad

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>suicide shit while drunk
I'm happy none of that shit came back to bite me, I keep it pretty hidden somehow when shitfaced.
I guess drunk me just sticks to other repressed shit or something, which isn't much better.

I have done good while drunk though
>Have one (1) irl friend
>hang out with them and his gf one day
>they're having a big disagreement
>one leaving the other big
>get super drunk
>talk to each individually
>after talking to them tell them they need to have a "come to Jesus" so to speak
>still hanging out with them
>his gf tells me that my ex is seeing someone else
>start throwing up and pass out in my own vomit
>when I wake up they have a humorous photo of me
>but they also talked the differences out and attribute the settlement to me

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very nice
never had a night with me vomiting that turned out good for other people

hate summer

Well, I'm glad wanting to die while drunk is common. I've been getting worried. I feel less and less in-control while drinking, and I've been worried something's wrong with me. Appreciate not being alone

Normally when i vomit it's alone tho

>78F (25.56C)
stop being a weenie

I want to die when sober too, so my opinion isn't quite as important, champ

I feel obligated to 'find something worthwhile, haha' sober, though. You don't?

honestly being sober all the time is insanity but come on my niggas don't go out like this

to quote fellow /dixie/ regs, I'm a "depressed wreck" so I'm the wrong fella to ask. Download /extraflags/ btw

like what

I'm not dying until I have 100k subscribers, two published books, and a decent-but-disappointing wife

like fucking cutting your arm with a grill scraper

you got me there

wiggity

wiggity wiggity

yabba dabba doo

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>still doing the family tree for client
>one of her family members married a decorated World War II hero
>start scouring his descendants Facebook accounts for photos of him
>find his granddaughter's profile
>she's an "alternative model"
>constantly posts lewds
>has a Facebook page for her "modelling" with nearly 2,000 followers
>at least half of them are Pajeets
>pretty sure she's addicted to something
>still jerked off to her pics
I hate my life and I want to die

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based

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had another dream about killing myself

I dreamt the snack vending machine where I worked a couple months ago was malfunctioning and giving away free snacks, so I took a fuckton of chocolate

Left the place and after 5mn walking I realized my hands were empty and snacks were nowhere to be seen, so I went back to the workplace for more but the machine had been removed in the meantime

slept for three (3) hours tonight
can't wait for workAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

good shit bud

link?

no

wasnt talking to you

didn't ask

Page nein

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no

please

no

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wish i were dead if you know what i mean

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SOCIETY MAY SOON COLLAPSE AND EVERYONE WILL HAVE TO GO INNAWOODS

I BLAME CHEETO HITLER, THE ORANGE OPPRESSOR

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>who /driving around the coastal Georgia region listening to Grateful Dead and Allman Brothers concerts/ here

I'm lying in bed in the coastal Georgia region

Don't post and drive user

life is worth living

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