Why do Americans on Jow Forums always act like such autistic humourless spergs?

k this is epic

I think there is.

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It would be a genotype which influences the expression of various phenotypes.

I actually think that Americans have a great sense of humour.
Its just that the majority of Americans are so retarded you can never really be sure if they are actually serious or not.

Most anglos act like that. Brits just hide their immesurable asshurt behind feeble self-fellating attempts at counter-trolling, which still elevates them above canadians and australians.

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>calling anyone humorless autistic spergs when making these threads
ok

bcause they are.

This is epic

i am ot autositic stop calling me autstic

Except for drumpfies the burger posts on here aren't even bad, the problem is the sheer number of dumb posts which are over represented due to the population size and retards who jump all over any dumb American post (regardless of it's bait or a blatant joke) but ignore dumb posts from any other flag

It's not even bants, just constant bullying because they need someone to feel superior to

boy you guys sure think about us a lot

>trolling
Back to l eddit

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shut up fag you are one of the dumb burger posters if you typed up that shit

>>trolling
dont you mean trolling is a art?

Okay, this is epic

Oi m8 you just don't understand the complexities of our humour

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Was this English

>okay, back to l eddit

You have to understand his first language is spanish

Zoomers, did you ever see people browsing Jow Forums in school? I have a feeling it's more common in America

Shadilay my fellow magapedes! Praise kek

This TBQHF

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>this is who's calling you a degenerate sjw kike libcuck

LIBFAGS BTFO!

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I love this kind of self defence mericans do
>haha mericans sure are fat amirite?
>"HAHA WE COULD NUKE YOU AND WIN YOU IN ANY WAR WE ALSO WENT TO SPACE!!!"
:D

>namefag
>telling anyone to go back to plebbit

>Americans are OK with defacing their flag which is illegal as fuck
>Americans are not OK with burning their flag which is the only proper method of disposal

Every day their culture confounds me some more.

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USA is not even a real nation, is just a non-nation state created by freemasons and traitors with the human scum that nobody wanted in Europe, Asia and more recently Latin America, plus some Negro slaves descendants who are nowadays the dominant culture among Amerifat youth.

Clearly what's happening in this thread

g*rman genes

finns have autism

>Americans are OK with defacing their flag which is illegal as fuck
>defacing their flag which is illegal as fuck
>defacing a flag is illegal
>free speech is illegal
Kek.

>mom please I'm saving the white race here

>Americans make up 50% of the site and constantly display weird and obnoxious behaviour
>"hmm I wonder why they talk about us"

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>gee why is it that the posters who make up most of the site seem to be the ones with the most weirdos
you act like finns and aussies aren't just as weird as us or moreso

>breakyourownews

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Only story I can relate with this is going to a party. Bathroom was communal with a couple urinals and stalls. I went in there to piss and this nerdy looking dude that was confrontational with everyone at the party came in there after me while i was pissing and said "do you know the word newfag?" I just glared back at him and said i was taking a piss.
I had no idea what this meant it was like 2007 and my internet exposure was basically counterstrike, porn and ebaumsworld. At the time I couldn't figure out if he was trying to insult me or fuck me. In retrospect i apparently outwardly acted and looked like someone that used this site even before i knew it existed...
Picture that guy everytime someone is sperging out on here

Finns and Australians are mostly self-aware and have a sense of humour

No just that finn. You'll notice him quickly. He can take any comment and spin it into something about America.

Ah, ok. I didn't pay close attention in that part of biology.

Honestly a big part of it too is the ""banter""/resentment for Americans here. You can joke like every country does in basically every thread but if there is an American flag next to it people lose their shit. I've experienced it, low effort bait turns into 30 (yous)
It's Jow Forumss fault imo, the worst of the worst of reddit migrated to this site because of Jow Forums

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They are conditioned at an early age to think they are superior to people from other countries. This explains their retarded mentality on Jow Forums

t. guy who literally cannot stop describing how superior he is and how inferior americans are

>math

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how will i ever recover!?

ITT: non-american anglos foaming at the mouth

this board taught me I'm never alone, every moment there is an aussie, a kiwi, a brit, a canadian thinking about me

One thing you'll never see an Australian talk about it how superior we are, outside of certain sports or drinking ability.

Then what would you describe this as

sorry, I'll just lurk from now on

Just ignore them.

They're not so bad outside of Jow Forums but on there they really are a special breed.

>this
Don't really know, what am I looking at?

Toasting epic bread

stupid people in america are really proud for some reason, in other countries stupid people are usually shamed

>on Jow Forums

never seen a funny post by a swedecuck

we're american. the fuck do we have to feel shameful about

Stupidity and ignorance isn't something to gloat or feel good about.

wasn't saying that either

youtube.com/watch?v=23NFvI00q14

That's what the user you responded to was talking about. He said "stupid people in america", not "Americans in general."

>the autistic finn passes out after his exciting Friday night
>the inferiority complex aussie is on

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oh. well clearly i belong to that group. I'll fuck off now

why is literally everyone on that pic a fat obese fuck?

>le 56% face

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Americans aren't as bad as their reputation, but when they get overly political it feels like they are truly invested in discussing it on a Taiwanese cave painting website.

Because every dumbass american can go on Jow Forums
While in the rest of the world being a fluent english speaker means you're somewhat educated

Too much German blood. They're the same in person.

Because you have been programmed by your nanny state to hold everyone to the least common denominator, while idolizing the rich.
We, on the other hand, a happy being mutts. Successful, middle-class mutts.

More or less. I've read horror stories about the sort of tards who hole themselves away in generals like /lat/, who know fuck all English.

>Successful, middle-class mutts.
What about the millions of working class Americans? A good 35% and growing Americans are working class.

>let me tell you about your country

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Our working class are the middle class.
The lower class are, increasingly, leeches, who fight to retain special victim status. Those who want to move up can find a way. You are not bound to a single strata in our system, only by your choices.
Before you say BS, my wife and I have both done this, so know it works.

Really?
Have you been to my country?
Because I've visited yours. Twice.

what on earth would you possess to do that

To learn about things I don't understand.
Like talking with people online, on the other side of the world, from the comfort of my office.
What do I need to know about where you are?

When you troll libtards on the street
youtu.be/HK-a4NrQG0I

I don't get that impression from Americans as much as I do from Germans and Nips