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load up on fish and chips cause being fat is no longer your fault

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Reminder that Josie was raped.

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A perfect Meerschaum pipe is decidedly one of the choicest and rarest gifts of the gods; but like all choice and rare gifts, it is a source of considerable anxiety to the owner. Like women, its, ‘name is frailty.

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I did the hedonism thing for so fucking long that I got bored of it
eating the dopamine inducing shit is a cheap high and feeling good in your own skin is a lifelong antidepressant

Think the idea that woman can’t rape is actually an incredibly misogynistic one that deprives women of their sexual agency
*tips ginormous fedora*

*shits on your feelings and memories*

god i wish that were me

hour 54 into 120 hours of /nofood/

just had a wank but I fancy another

Seriously still don't get why all those tiny Afro-Caribbean islands are so poor. How difficult could it possibly be to raise the standard of living on a tiny island?

mate invited a w*men out last night to the pub and it changed the whole group dynamic - not even a conspiracy that women ruin things

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I've turned up to the film festival at the University of Sydney and already want to go home. Have absolutely no business being in a venue where there's music

Not actually advocating this
But I think the world would be a better place if it had approximately a third of its current population
Thoughts?

Even less. And get all of the non-whites out of white countries.

I've been saying this for years. I just need to find a billionaire to invest in my Giant Death Ray.

Yeah

I'm a brown chad

i mean the world would probably be a better place it is had 0% of its current population

Hello Brhad

>t. thanos
SOY

yes overpopulation is probably what's going to kill all life on this miserable rock
but people are a commodity so shush

Your mum's a commodity

OUCH! Just knocked my effin hand trying to turn down the fna!

That’s irrational

explain lad

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derive an honestly quite troubling degree of joy from imagining that every time a singer in a love song sings the word 'heart' they're actually saying 'arse'

The population ceiling of humanity is 1 billion people. We're currently nearly at 8 billion.

Clever but not funny in the slightest.

No, it's not. It's called respecting people's rights to exist. Go away brownie. We will make your entire living days unbearable.

I haven’t seen the recent avengers movie is that the gist of it? Don’t really watch that marvel rubbish

>"""bad""" people
Why is the merican media so fucking fixed on the "good and evil"? Just because you dont care if you are fat or not doesnt make you bad.

Hello Nigger

source

hello nigger

White genocide isn’t happening tismo
Go outside sometime

Just an overall embarrassing example of a "post".

>Why is the merican media so fucking fixed on the "good and evil"?
>media
Are you any good at 1st grade math?

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Don't like events because I just end up walking around the fringes by myself before sitting down on my phone

'cily

My source is that 8 billion sounds like way too many fucking people.

fasting for 5 days to reduce markers/risk factors for aging and age-related diseases, increase the diversity of my gut microbiota, slightly speed up my metabolism, and possibly for cognitive benefits too.

not eating is healthy as fuck

Actually, those have admitted it is at least being attempted through massive immigration. Go outside everyday. Buzz off.

Scram, wimp!

Eat it, sliz!

ahh another neurotypical ok, jog on

goober

Hello autistic Nigger

>White genocide isn’t happening

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would you blow a load on this guys tits?

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Let me tell you something, bucko, there are only two types of people in this world.

What's it gonna be, kid - you a /wiener/ or a /ranger/?

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Some say I have a checkered past, that's why they won't king me.

8 motherfucking BILLION sons a bitches out there, competing for resources, each one with hopes and dreams and aspirations. 8 goddamn BILLION. We need to bring that number down by a lot.

do us a favour and stop drinking water too

WARNING: there is an ONGOING leftypol raid being coordinated on the leftypol discord
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most estimates of carrying capacity are 500m-1b people with first world lifestyles. everything beyond that is either creating poverty or accelerating resource depletion and climate change

Fuck white genocide. We just need a genocide. Just straight up kill as many people as possible. We have far too many people alive.

Yeah

both fucking weird virgin freaks

>dude HALEEM lmao

headwear

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fasting is more than just a fad diet lad, expand your closed mind and accept that the world around you is changing for the better leaving you in the dust

Wonder how many people on /brit/ are poor and/or NEETs, creasing at the thought

gotta get big no time to fast

I'm terribly poor and terribly alone.

There's a special photo wall at this venue where you can have your picture taken. A professional pic would be useful, but I don't like drawing attention to myself.

Got £42,000 of student debt

/ranger/

I dislike Mark Wiens entirely because of his face. This may sound rude but he does not have the face proportions of a human being, it is more akin to a doll when he does that jizzing-in-my-pants-at-taste look. It is worse then that though, it triggers something primal deep inside my brain that just screams at me "THIS IS NOT A HUMAN! THIS IS NOT TRUSTWORTHY! KILL IT OR RUN! IT WANTS TO EAT YOU TOO!". It is just this fucking sensation of being in the presence of something that can ALMOST pass as a normal human but most definitely is not. I don't know if it is somehow because he got the worst mix of happa genetics or what. I don't think there is a group of humans alive for whom his face does not fall into the same uncanny valley I described, but maybe I am wrong.

Got $0 of student debt

prefer just daily fast until lunch personally, or dinner if you're really going for it. couldn't do multiple days or my exercise would suffer dearly

A fellow graduate of the University of Life, I presume?

i've heard good things about this bit coin

Got $8,000 of debt. Mostly payday loans.

thinkin' bout new zealand

No, Daddy just paid upfront

Who's this?

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Wahey wankerrrrr!!!!!!!

i also do time restricted feeding, prolonged fasts have benefits that can't be achieved through fasting for less than 24 hours

Nice one. Mines chillaxing at 18k. But no rush as it's not considered a loan and things could change in next 5 years

>Daddy just paid upfront
I hope you choke on your champagne and die.

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tarq

4men bruva

wahey 17 year old saffer is here

Went to Wimbledon yesterday and burned my thighs and nose

got any reading material on tha tlad?

Holy shit, Trump supporters are so dumb. I can't believer dumb people are allowed to vote. We need a new design for democracy, where only smart people and scientists are allowed to participate for the greater good.

Wonder what people think when they see freaks sitting by themselves on the edge of events

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*gets out debit card*

I LIKE IT LIKE THAT

I've gone a few times without eating for 24 hours. I always thought it was bad for my health but this aussie is saying it'll make me live forever or something.

fake and gay

youtu.be/evGFWRXEzz8?t=46m17s
good introduction, he's not just some youtube guru, he's one of the leading researchers in the field of fasting

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