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>whites eat these
true evil

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wish i could write comedy but i'm too autistic to figure people out enough to make it work.

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I do the percys on purpose
I got the xannies for purchase
Percocet, I'm feelin' I'm perfect
Wrapper came packed like a turban
I handle bars like a mongoose (bikes)
Six double G's, I just popped two
Sippin' codeine from my ha-choo
Xans with the lean, call it thot juice
We not congruent I'm obtuse
I'll be on lean like hypotenuse
I take the acid and mushroom
Everything looks like a cartoon

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Green eyes and ginger hair is the most god tier combo but I'm not sure if I've ever seen it in real life

might do this
might do this
might do this
might do this

Can't tell if these are light green or blue.

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Only ever use benzos for the day after having taken pills

Bit of a drinking problem so I think I'd get a bit too into them otherwise

is iced coffee just normal coffee with ice in it or do you use a special type?

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>The INTP personality type is fairly rare, making up only three percent of the population, which is definitely a good thing for them, as there’s nothing they’d be more unhappy about than being "common". INTPs pride themselves on their inventiveness and creativity, their unique perspective and vigorous intellect. Usually known as the philosopher, the architect, or the dreamy professor, INTPs have been responsible for many scientific discoveries throughout history.

Yep, it me :’)

had some very embarrassing moments on xanax, won't be doing it again

Just normal coffee but chilled

INFP > INTP

NEED a redhead gf

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Being an INTP born into the working class is hell on earth

Still regret not chatting up that cute 16-ish year old spanish pale girl on the coach giving me eyes

Strokin my willy
Today
Strokin my wily
Todaaayaayyaayyy

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Brew normal coffee at a higher concentration then dump a load of ice in it to cool it down and dilute it

Try standup and sketch comedy first

'ce

infp is literally the most reddit personality type

how do i stop overthinking

I wrote this poem about me just for you lads

Either my way or the highway
Neither a nonce nor a rorke
Not only liberal but also neet
Both intelligent and attractive
Whether flustered or calm
So focussed as to succeed

Don't think, do

>standup
literally impossible to do unless you're a leftie

Canterbury sub edition

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Another whose colour i'm not sure of.

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did you ever go camping when younger? did bent stuff happen in the tent?

Does ket still destroy your bladder if you spit out the backdrop?

What about that Jim Davidson

no

Why are my thoughts so much louder after smoking weed?

I think I'm gonna stop because of this

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Exactly

Had a dream today where i was a ginger woman now I have an intense desire for ginger lasses

If you're that worried just don't tell jokes about wanting to murder black people

as funny as bowel cancer

Paranoia

I have retardedly improbable dreams all the time but i'm always still either me or the child me.

Will put a few £ on 190 having brain damage and having to piss in a bag. mandy and ket every day isn't exactly good for you

think about something that benefits from overthinking, for example harry potter fan fiction

list of things that are in fact funny despite what people say-
- racial difference
- sexual assault
- paedophilia
- carcinomas of the lower gastrointestinal tract

might wank to that girl from snail mail

You know I had to call it in

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undeniably cute

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*puts you on Mock The Week*

I regularly cuck low-test liberal soyboys

>playing tf2 on my 144hz monitor whilke drunk
Really strange feeling.

>Brexit, more like fucks-it
>Britain will be nothing without hte big strong EU to back it up
Meanwhile, in the EU...

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that's INTP, INFP is more like Tumblr.

snap

Oh hon hon hon hon hon hon hon

nice

heh, bowel

should have gone to specsavers

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lads

>go to Morrisons
>they're out of ice cubes

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looks like my mate darrel. odd.

does anyone even watch the third place play offs?

You can't escape the feels. I won't allow it.

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Is 'high-yield bond' an oxymoron lads?

did he die

It's global warming mate

Not gay but I can't help staring at really good looking guys in public

no it's suggesting it's high yield for a bond

snap

can't you get icecubes from somewhere other than an offy? I dare say even youse old worlders can get ice from most petrol stations

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no they are relatively high compared with other bonds

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm did i hear someone say they want to hear my dad's google history?

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Ah, the Celtic Jew
Any insights that you can offer to us goys?

just ordered paints for the new

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morrisons isnt an offy you dumb cunt

have taken a liking to this retarded thing

snap

gonna listen to the swans and learn some haskell

*bangs fist against head*

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youtube.com/watch?v=kemPT7s3_5Y

new jacin trill lads

Judicial reform idea: Police post pictures of everyone they arrest on Instagram - if it gets enough likes they're found guilty, otherwise released

Democratic [x]
Cheap [x]
Scalable [x]
Cloud-based [x]

looks like a gay plane

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Helps workforce diversity as women love social media [x]

functional programming looks weird

hows that?

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my casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning

looks delicious x

no it isn't

people always acknowledge you as the intelligent one

irish women cry out for welsh willies

big brain post

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