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the royal family edition

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Sorry but this right is here is the real and true American royalty.

Try to deny it.

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*denies it*

will smith and 3 people I dont know

Oh, yeah; the family resemblance is uncanny.

From left to right:

Empress Beyoncé Knowles-Carter
Emperor Shawn "Jay-Z" Carter
King Willard Smith
Princess Jada Pinkett Smith

Hillary looks like a demon in this

My great-grandchildren already rich...that's a lot of brown kids on your Forbes list...

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im coming to usa tomorrow can i be your friend

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for work or pleasure?

Sorry we're full

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pleasure, preferably by a latina with a big bunda

good luck, bub. where do you plan to go? what do you want to see? first time coming here?

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i'm going to nyc and then renting a car and then travelling around for 3 months
ive only been to nyc but it was during hurricane sandy so that entire trip got fucked

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oh, damn dude, that sounds awesome. have a great time

I'm the one who gives the sex!

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Be sure to shitpost as an American while here

use airbnb if you have the opportunity
it's a shitload cheaper than staying at hotels

dont want sex just some cuddles t b h desu

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beta thoughts

would cuddle ryan with a meat tenderizer

alpha thoughts

big willie is based

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Hungry

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hey guys im back from my ban

Who?

Should I transfer to university in Canada? Canada seems better than the US in every conceivable way, or am I wrong? I voted Trump btw but now I am a Muslim and I heard canada has a lot of muslims.

yeah and make sure you stay

thanks mate

i sure will :^)

theres actually quite alot of cheap hotels outside of the east coast. im starting my trip in NYC which is always expensive as fuck. the cheapest hotel i could find on manhattan that didnt have joint bathrooms was $630 for 5 nights, while in southern usa you can easily find motels for $50 a night.
but yeah thanks for the tips


btw do you guys know if most motels have free parking or do you have to pay extra for that?

>btw do you guys know if most motels have free parking
Unless it's in a shared garage, it's almost always free. Especially motels

sloppy wet gooky pussy

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why the fuck does everything need captchas now aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahfkdjnmhlkjnmadfhlknlfjlkfdsnmoin

i can see i didnt miss much

nigga it's saturday morning

imagine not having yellow fever as well as liking brown eyed white girls... sad!

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>92201470
butthurt

BING BING WAHOO

>he likes plastic brown eyed yellow girls
>he doesn't exclusively date green eyed brown girls
/cum/ has gone full pleb

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Just did a fap

Ain't I right?
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Your concern is not to help the people; and I'll say again though it's been often often said:
Your concern is just to bring discomfort, my friend. And your policy is just a little red.

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Damn...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Good Times..

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lol papa johns is racist

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A fully fledged norwegian friend of mine posted this during 4th july. I lost give up. Americas win. Europe can no longer be unique. In another 20 years we're all America... No matter what, you sneak your influences and common culture onto ours and now, we have become jr USA

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It's what we do

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>sloppy wet gooky pussy
ill take a hard pass on that ching chong shit, yeah

There. Now he's a real American.

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i've had to sleep in the same bed as my mom when my other family was visiting, i was laying in the opposite direction

apparently she was sleeping naked because i saw her vagene and butt

snacking on some of these

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Stop fucking replying to him you retarded nigger

Jesus you're fucking dumb

very disturbing

just woke up and had a shower...then put some laundry in

where do gf's come from

wow!

make a post on Jow Forums about it

You not being an ugly fat retarded negro

placer suicide WHEN

placer is getting hit from all sides today

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too bad he'll never get hit on by a woman tho jaja
owned and roasted

do you look older than you are? or younger?

only one of those applies to me

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I know what I don't look like
A subhuman ugly spic

People say I have a baby face

need to buy a lil sum'n for dindins and sum'n for tomorrow as well
need some ideas y'all

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y'alls is useless

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for me, it's dominos since it's 50% off

tamalitos™

>Jesus you're fucking dumb
y

DRUMPF BTFO
HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER

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YASSS
YAAAAAAASSSS

FUCK
DRUMPF

knock this TINY HANDED BABY the FUCK out

aaaahhh

so brave...

gentle love but touch passionately

My hand writing is horrendous. What do?

practiSe

practice practice practice

I've been "practicing" for 24 years. What am I doing wrong?

your parents never loved you and gave you coloring books to practice your fine motoric skills with as a child
instead they placed you in front of the TV nanny and just put a console controller in your hand

what going on ?

I did have coloring books though and I played with legos and action figures throughout most of my childhood. I was like 10 when I got my first console (ps2).

>hanging out alone with female platonic friend who I've hung out with before with friends before but never alone
>going to bookstore and maybe bars afterwards
How do I handle this situation?

Same. Write slower is my best advice and practice doing that. Because my handwriting is shit but if I write slower it's better. Also you probably don't write nearly as much as you think to actually improve.

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happy birthday, Aniki ;_;7

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having my afternoon cup of covfefe

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Had an amazing iced coffee with some vanilla ice cream on top yesterday at Pâtisserie Iimori.
Also snacked on a green tea and strawberry roll as well as a Curry-Pan.
It is a French inspired café run by a Japanese woman here in Frankfurt, good date spot!!

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>he hasnt filtered the swede ages ago
newfags
gone

You're so cool.

I need to get out more and go to restaurants...

I'll take you there (no homo), come over...

thx for reminding me i just made a cup and left it in the pot

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RIP Piratita

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gone but not forgotten

good stuff

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if you have bad handwriting its because you dont actually give a shit to try harder