/brit/

Me on the rear wing

Love southern country

youtu.be/l4zfEkKs2ZM

Just sounds so real and grim, what’s life like in the Confederate states?

stupid gook chasing fucking slant eye cunt lover prick

both are ugly

1,2

strong gust of wind could knock those chebs out. great work.

stop pretending to be a female while exhibiting insider knowledge and male exclusive lexis

6.25/10 and a 5.5/10

Cracking chebs though

AWE
W
E

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Cheebs

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

don't see what's so bad about colonialism

have noticed mentally handicapped people have a greater tendency to adopt mannerisms and behaviours of others

we studied cum curdling at a-level

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FUUUUUUUCK
my fucking internet randomly cut out when i was almost finished downloading some camwhores video off a shitty hosting site and it won't let me resume the download
fucking jesus christ now i have to wait another 2 hours to download it again

love chebs
HATE racists

is this you

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youtu.be/BbwUnI34vqo
I demand an apology

recon the only poster uglier than me on /brit/ is homealone

The Congo 2 when?

Some gaylords sat next to me

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ive finally been exposed

that gooey yellow cum when you've not spaffed in a long time is pretty satisfying

youre not a proper lesbian either i remember your old posts which is to say youre now a male homosexual turned straight or bi; ugh

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ugly but at least im 182cm

marry me

It's called snot m8

Mirroring people is a good way to win their trust and favour.

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I do this
I copy my friend's canadian accent if we hang out with each other for like ten minutes
reckon it's based in some insecurity or other but I do like the cadence of a canadian accent

women do this

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what are cats like? never seen one irl

they're sort of like quadruped mammalian snakes

HHNNNNNNNGGGG

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im not racist but white people are clearly theb est looking

ah yes the developed country of china

they're like these weird little fluffy fellas and they sometimes pad up to you and rub against your leg and accept a few pats or strokes

they also murder everything smaller than them so be careful where you introduce them

haha he doesnt want to be near rato hahaha

clicked this then remembered what it was and clicked back out

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who pooed in your weetabix today

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bad lad

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Fucking saved!

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I see a racoon last night

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pussy like a fucking clowns pocket, look at the way that little fucker just flops out. i've had shits that needed more effort to push out.

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sonic mania plus out tomorrow!

I'll soy myself to save you the trouble

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cringe

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Documented clear and obvious evidence of demonic possession over our city today

why are you at a truck stop?

literally cant diffrentiate between koreans, chinese, japs, viets, etc etc

FoY

Did you say hello??

DRUG DEALAH
I WEAR NIKE, NOT FILAH

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Always look both ways when crossing road, just do

People are just jealous of "soy boys" because they are happy/secure in themselves and but the accuser is not.

where to next lad

any bitch nigger with a gun can bust slugs

Some guy will marry her

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virgin freak

it's called the PRESENT for a reason lads

Doing a poo

I posted this a few days ago.

The actual guy was a Croatian lad from 1-2 years ago.

is it pronounced nike or nike

might get a prostate massage

>cringe
Haha sucks to be you.
Judgmental cunt.

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failed 10 mins nofap

What's wrong with pubs?

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fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

nah she'll hold out trying to get chad to commit, then wonder where all the good guys went and get 10 cats

awww who am I kidding some 5+/10 would kill to be her beta provider and won't mind when she "has a headache" when he wants to have sex with her

hate that class traitor

no tarqs

hello :)

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while I'm horny as fuck and have always been a bit obsessed with sex I'm considering holding off on having sex again until marriage now
if I don't want to marry some slut I shouldn't be a hypocrite

gave the wife a good bone rattling when david davis resigned

>hello :)

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I'll now continue, in the same vein as yesterday:

*ahem*

ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ

say hello to me next

they don't stock Chateau Petrus

you may be gay but at least in know for a fact your male unlike creature
west midlands is also annoying in that respect because is probably a trap but that is currently unconfirmed, so is also a creature

I wasn't although funnily enough I am now

Tennessee hopefully but fuck knows when I'll get there considering I'm still in fucking Virginia. I keep getting dropped off at gas stations and truck stops and as much as I want to I can't bring myself to walk up to a random person and ask for a ride so things tend to move slower than they should.
I much prefer just standing with my thumb out

>'ate Pakis
>'ate foreigners
>'ate Islam
>'ate non-whites

>love England
>love me pints
>love me wife

*scoffs on chicken korma*

hello :)