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while I'm horny as fuck and have always been a bit obsessed with sex I'm considering holding off on having sex again until marriage now
if I don't want to marry some slut I shouldn't be a hypocrite

gave the wife a good bone rattling when david davis resigned

>hello :)

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I'll now continue, in the same vein as yesterday:

*ahem*

ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ

say hello to me next

they don't stock Chateau Petrus

you may be gay but at least in know for a fact your male unlike creature
west midlands is also annoying in that respect because is probably a trap but that is currently unconfirmed, so is also a creature

I wasn't although funnily enough I am now

Tennessee hopefully but fuck knows when I'll get there considering I'm still in fucking Virginia. I keep getting dropped off at gas stations and truck stops and as much as I want to I can't bring myself to walk up to a random person and ask for a ride so things tend to move slower than they should.
I much prefer just standing with my thumb out

>'ate Pakis
>'ate foreigners
>'ate Islam
>'ate non-whites

>love England
>love me pints
>love me wife

*scoffs on chicken korma*

hello :)