Why aren't you an English teacher in Asia?

>Walk in drunk 5 minutes before class
>Print lesson plan of islcollective.com
>Get bored of teaching and teach the kids poker
>Get paid $55 an hour

Ah the life

North Koreans are the only attractive Asians

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Sounds like I am missing out. Where to sign up?

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Because asian countries are all unfree shitholes and I don't want anything to do with them. Let asians instead come here and be assimilated.

How the fuck do I get this? Being a lazy drunken teacher sounds amazing.

Just literally apply to any school in Taiwan or China and be white

Don't I need some credentials and some proficiency in Mandarin?
How much does it cost to live out there?

>Don't I need some credentials and some proficiency in Mandarin?

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I don't have the required education to teach English there.

Even just suggesting that makes me want to bend your legs forward until they break and force you to walk to the hospital before you bleed out and die

everytime i see a white english teacher in korea who dont work for at least university

i think what kind of predicament forced him into coming this shithole, with a meme career of teaching english, wasting his life that he lives only once

I prefer making £60k as a developer desu

easy work, easy pay and lots of foreign pussy doesn't sound bad to me. Better than being your average gook working 14 hour days to pay for his bitchy wife's handbags

It's not a waste of a life though. While normies are slaving away 45 hours a week at their shit boring jobs those English teachers are being lazy good for nothings and have figured out how to live a comfy life working 15-20 hours a week.

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>easy pay easy work
now this is a delusion tier
still maybe true in china

Based

i know a guy who saved $15000 in a year teaching english in korea. Accomodation is given so there's no rent to pay

Does this still work if you're not from an English speaking country?

saving 15k usd in a year is easy when you are single tho

You wont be able to work legally in Taiwan or China at least, dunno about Korea or Japan.

That sounds like a "no" but it really isn't. Probably 70% of ESL teachers are not natives and are working illegally.

I'm short, stocky, and hairy
I'm not the tall aryan lad who will turn heads in chinkland
Also I'm not some sexpat who browses K-pop threads all day and has dangerous levels of yellow fever

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not if you live somewhere with expensive rent

Can I become Russian teacher instead?

You should teach me~

Hey user. I plan to take a vacation in Taiwan (and Japan). So, do Taiwanese really hate flips? Cuz I don't want people starting at me rudely while on vacation.

I also heard you guys masturbate in public restrooms not giving a fuck.

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If I get a Bachelor in English education, would I be able to work there legally? Or do I need a Master? I want to work in either Korea or Taiwan, but I assume their systems are similar

It's not your qualifications, it's being a non native speaker. There are usually rules that say to teach English legally you must be from Native English speaking country.
Or, you may be able to squeeze in if your degree is from a native english speaking country.

That's why a lot of people just work illegally,

I wanna be a Japanese teacher to live in Europe desu
Hope weebs will increase

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How wrong can one man be?

I like to live in countries where they speak English and in addition I like to earn decent money.

You can work in Vladivostok.

this

Because I have a real job

Everyone assumes I'm a teacher though

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Because its an admittance of total failure and indignity?

>Get paid $55 an hour
is this what asians actually believe?

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thats on the low end

Please tell me how to break into this field

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What qualifications do natives need?

Bachelor's Degree (any subject if from an English speaking country) and TELF is the bare minimum.

>says the guy who lives in a country where you're literally jailed for hurting feelings and saying you don't believe in the holobunga, meanwhile, literal sandniggers rape children and go unpunished

yeah fuck off Hans, even Brazil is not as laughable as Germany

During the summer holidays I've seen job listing in Beijing for part time teachers paying 450rmb an hour which is about $60.

Any degree to do it legally. No qualifications besides white skin and ability to speak english to do it illegally. The schools are never going to be the ones requiring you to do anything. They wont require any qualifications from you. The government are the ones that require it for the work visa.

What is the telf?
Is it hard to get?

Repeat after me:
Slava Rossiee!
Narodoo slava!

I don’t really want to end up in a Chinese prison so I think I’ll take the legal route
I’m not UCLA basketball player with an annoying dad so the US government won’t bail me out

The usual punishment for working illegally is a fine of about $800 and sometimes a fine and then deportation. They don't send foreigners to jail.

Teaching English as a Foreign Language

Ah ok that’s not bad
But is thats for RoC not PRC?

That's PRC. I don't know about ROC

To be fair, a lot of us don't know what Korea is like when we first come here.

And stop whining about being born in "this shithole," Kim, you could have been born in North Korea instead

Asians are weird so I don't want to have anything to do with them

You should go over to China and teach Spanish Jose

If you have a tefl you will be overqualified desu

I can't imagine trying to explain what a conjugation is to a chink

no you can do it online
teflonline.net

but I'd go for a CELTA.
Just google it man

>Teaching English
>Qualifications

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Yeah, my experience in mandarin is they don’t really have it.
Is wo shi, ta shi, ni shi and wo you, ta you and ni you. Verbs always the same.
Not sure about other Asian languages

I’m going to go see what Jow ForumsHapas (depressed half-Asians who hate their parents for race mixing, but are completely fine with AMWF) think about English teachers.
Update: they aren’t a big fan

Check out Jow Forumsaznidentity and Jow Forumseasternsunrising for more lols

>Jow Forumseasternsunrising
I really hope that isn’t Chinese, Koreans and Filipinos aren’t supporting Japanese Imperialism.
Just as pathetic as Poles, Serbs and Russians supporting the Nazis

We (by we I mean non-native speakers) need it.
Well, it decreases your chances of being deported, that is.

Still, I can teach legally in Japan but not in Taiwan.

I'm not english
>feelsbad

>I'm not english

.......

>You wont be able to work legally in Taiwan or China at least
You sure about that? Taiwan I know is right out, but I remember reading some time ago that the PRC planned to make it natives only, but quickly went back on it due to shortages.

You CAN definitely work in China as a non-native.
Taiwan is a big NO (legally).

>whylive
?

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To indulge in the decadence of the modern world.
Fap, watch animu, play vidya all day.
It'll all come to an end one day any way, might as well enjoy it while it lasts.

So?
Many English teachers aren't native English speakers.
You just need to ace the highest Cambridge or whatever they require of you, and of course, being able to teach it.

I look too asian

It's better if you are an Indian with a 6 figure salary in USA.

t. White monkey

I'm a COO my brown friend

If non-natives are okay, why do they need foreigners instead of Locals?
Also, a lot of other Germanic people have native sounding English. But very few non-Germanics

They unironically pay you 2000$ a month for teaching englando to kindergarteners in China. Mind you, they pay such money to RUSSIAN ENGLISH TEACHERS. Average cost of normal living even with rent in China is 700-800$ if you’re not trying to save up

I genuinely don't understand how people can teach English without being able to speak Chinese, Korean etc

You show children a picture of cat, then you say a magical word “C-A-T”
Literally how it goes

Lol WoT

How can you teach the intricacies of English such as grammar with a picture

Schools have native Japanese teachers as English teachers too, you know.

Pronunciation is the only thing a native would be better for.

I dont need to use English here lel

>I AM
>*points finger*
>you ARE
>*points finger*

You just don’t. No English teacher in Asia actually teaches anything of value. They are just there because they are howaito piggu and chinkagooks are ready to pay your money for your white skin

How about being an English/Spanish teacher in Russia?

Same way people do when they teach ESL in elementary school.

In school here you just had a normal native teacher who also spoke a little French or German

Her face is 50% plastic and 50% makeup.

Useless, nobody pays for that. Most people use semi-online classes or just learn better. We are not chinks or japs, we don’t really have too much problems with learning European languages. Asians almost physically can’t speak English

I'm a dumb NEET