G'day mate!

g'day poof

nothin much brah fuckin shit weather aye im spewin what you up to cunt? you havin a wank?

No siree I'm just listening to some marches and relaxing as best I can before I have to go do yardwork tomorrow morning, have to beat out the thunderstorms ya'know?

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texan on holiday (with family, not by choice) in australia here, honestly the worst country i've ever been to (and that's saying something), the people are a bunch of assholes, they have to make a joke out of everything and you'll never get a straight answer the first time round.
would not recommend visiting, maybe in 50 years or so when it's become a cultural bastion of asia and the middle east it may be worth checking out.

t. gay sounding pooftah that is scared of aussies without his open carry ar-15

haha nah mate but seriously you're a poof loosen up dickhead

Go to queensland. They're like Australia's Texas

I can see now why the rest of the Commonwealth views you lot as simpletons

Where you from buddy? Only Texan I've met was a normal person and he was from Dallas

delete this

South Dakota, I'm not the Texan

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what happens there?

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>bogans on /int

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haha no but seriously get me out of here. I didn't even commit any crimes so why am I on a prison island?

Farming in the East, Ranching and tourism in the West
It's almost always a calm and quiet place but as of late it seems like we're going to take the brunt of things like the trade war
Combined with droughts in the north and floods in the south and every manner of economic shortfall it looks like we're going to be getting a big fat mess of a problem soon enough, but hey hard times aren't anything new around here

What about you bud, where you at?

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Tassie in the winter. Feels bad. We're basically a GST and uni town

>american english
maybe im just disgusted because of my bias against americans but this sentence was gross to read

t. retarded pixie cunt
sobering when you're not being treated as the greatest gift to man, isn't it? harden up dickhead

t. septic

I don't know much about Tasmania but I never liked it when people would talk ill about some part of their country, and Tasmania has been the subject of many an ill comments I'm afraid
But buck up bud, at least you live on awful pretty island yeah?

Oh you just wait till you hear it
You'll practically be in death throes

>everyone’s gone to splendour

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idk I don't know that there's really too much hate against tassie is there? More like banter but then you have to understand that GST is split between the states governments equally and while sydney has almost 5 million people all of Tassie has half a million people. Its like anything really

so that's where all the dumb posts were coming from and here i thought we had a 14 year old dropkick amongst us. my bad it was just a seppo.

>tfw we are transcending goblino

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No siree I don't think there's much hate, just ignorance
SD gets called a flyover shithole all the time but it's nice here, I wouldn't trade it for any other place

And I know exactly how you feel, my state has around as many people as San Fransisco

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it's just banter, cunts from tassie know it, we wouldn't bully them they might go on a shooting spree.

G'day Bruce, 'ows Bruce been doing?

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nujack a shit

Haha, very funny

Too fucking right mate.

GST is basically protection money

I don't follow

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If they don't give us GST we'll send some nutjobs up there to shit the place up a bit

W-what?

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Send up Bazza next time, at least he brings VBs when he comes.

>Bazza
Its Romesh next time champ. He's a blast

Fuck off that lil cunt punches all the cones

I fucking love Australia. I'd move there if it wasn't so hot. Also their gun laws are kinda lame

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>gun laws
Come home Swede

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Ah, so this is the Jow Forumstard who has been furiously shitposting under the Australian flag. Take his advice: Americans shouldn't come to Australia.

God damn I wish I could own all of those. I especialy love historical weapons but getting a permit in Sweden is a pain in the ass

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