New particle accelerator to be build

CERN will build a new particle collider or whatever which will be 3 times longer than the current one at about 80-100km

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A stream of particles bouncing around hot cavernous walls. This reminds me, I haven't spoken to your mum in ages.

It’s said to be wider than your anus

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Gotta go fast

portal to hell and reptilians

black hole when?

Ok, so what?

Noice. I worked on the coolers of the current LHC. What are they looking for now ?

Impressive.

No idea. A coworker just told us he will leave the company to work on building this thing hence I made the thread

I have photon accelerator, yes it can be accelerating photon at speed of light. Serious.
Press D to request pic.

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why we must insist making gordon freeman and his story real?

One Black Hole just wasn't enough mmhh?

this. Experts warned that it might create a black hole, so I wonder how much energy it takes to do so. I mean at some point we gotta hit the limit?

Because Valve refuses to finish it, so we have to do it on our own.

Black holes with a schwarschild radius tinier than your dick that dissipate in femtoseconds with zero chance of becoming stable.

Based swiss world enders

>google CERN
>"The Universe Shouldn’t Exist, CERN Scientists Announce"
I'm starting to like these blokes.
bigthink.com/philip-perry/the-universe-shouldnt-exist-cern-scientists-announce

I'm not informed on this subject, but could they potentially grow exponentially in these conditions?

D!

Business idea: Extraterrestrial supercollider
Do robot mining on a near earth asteroid so you get a nice deep long toroid that you can do science to without having to worry about Earth real estate

It happened in Fringe, dude.

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Maybe if you gave them a few thousand years to bump around collecting matter but as user points out the chances of a micro black hole being stable are Buckley's to none.

this will take 15+ years, so we are safe for now

That's a horrible fucking idea.

but I want my space mining robots
someone please pay for them

>tfw you remember the news from 2009
>"Large particle accelerator capable of creating black holes will soon run its first course"
>tfw I got a bit scared from that back then
>mfw I remember the weather that day (sunny)
>mfw I remember everything so clearly and vividly
>mfw anxiety is my special power and I can use it for my long-term memory

Space mining robots are cool and will have them in a few decades. For now, you should just play Space Engineers to ease the pain.

Not a chance.

I remember when the original one was built everyone was going on about how it would make a black hole and kill us all.
What was up with that?

That was the genesis of clickbait.

Australian mainstream TV news did a bunch of crap on it too

Evil wh*Toids trying to destroy the entire universe. Earth was not enough.

That's what TV does.

That is cool and all, but what exactly does it helps us achieve?

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What the fuck is the point?
Just seems like another Swiss money laundering scheme now

They already have the biggest and most powerful accelerator ever.
The only reason I can think of for buildimg a new one is that they literally want to destroy the universe and the current one just doesnt cut it.

>creates a black hole
all suffering ends in an instant
>doesn't create a black hole
we find out more about science and can become the greys
how the fuck isn't this a win/win scenario?

I'd rather have them spend this money on making anime real

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Not gonna happen with your kind owning the world

Why is it in 2 countries? Is there a geographical reason?

But it's already happening

the current LHC also straddles two countries. Swissl'nd and France.

geneva lake looks leaner than most maps.

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Better understanding of the physics of microparticles I guess.

>ILC is not yet done
>SUSY is dead

>yet another proton collider
hmmmmm

t. hep major

Why can't we just use money for a gf generator instead of useless black holes that vanish instantly?

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China's will be bigger. Just wait.

>not wanting black hole as gf

gfs are black holes

CERN is in Geneva. But there is not enough Swiss territories around it to contain its tunnels, that's why they have to build in France as well.

it doesn't create black holes though?

Hole is a hole.

underrated