What's your morning routine?

>get up
>turn off fan
>put on clothes
>take a piss
>turn on computer
>make some breakfast if hungry
>while watching youtube eating food
>go from twitter to Jow Forums for hours till i can be fucked doing anything productive
>do this

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>wake up
>piss
>brush teeth
>dress up
>pack for lunch
>go to work
>coffee and cig at the office

1) Wake up
2) Get up and turn off the alarm clock
3) Put on my slippers
4) Raise the shutters and open my bedroom's window
5) Go to the kitchen and drink a cup of black coffee
6) Turn on the TV for a couple of minutes to see the news, then turn it off
7) Go to the bathroom, take off my pyjama, slippers, underwear and socks
8) Shave, then brush my teeth
9) Take a fifteen minute long shower (gel every day and shampoo every second day)
10) Go back to my bedroom, apply deodorant on my armpits and get dressed
11) Tidy up the bathroom a bit, maybe mop any water that might have leaked onto the floor
12) Grab my mobile phone and check the hour and WA conversations
13) Get the clothes I dropped before the shower and put them in the laundry bin
14) Get my wallet, my folder, my phone and my keys
15) Exit my house, then proceed to lock the main door

Then I'm ready to go.

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>Wake up
>Scream in agony
>Go back to sleep

right now
>wake up 10
>turn on computer, roll up blinds, open window
>piss
>clean french press
>start shitposting
>drink coffee
>masturbate
>continue to shitpost
>play vidya
>eat
>play vidya/shitpost
>go to bed

04:30 Wake up, take caffeine pill
04:45 Workout in home gym
06:00 Shower
06:30 Breakfast
07:00 Leave for work

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>wake up
>check phone
>make breakfast
>brush teeth
>get changed
>leave for uni

>wake up
>have a breakfast
>brush my teeth
>go to hell

at what time do you go to bed?

>wake up at 7am
>turn of coffee maker
>piss
>get some breakfast ready
>the coffee is ready now, get some coffee
>turn on information machine
>start browsing fake news while sipping coffee and eating breakfast

10pm

Why do you need a dehumidifier?

As a 30 y/o boomer i normally stay in bed when i wake up, unless it's saturday and i have to mow my lawn.

When I get up i first walk to the fridge, get a nice energy drink to help me get started

then i fire up my pc, i know you kids like the consoles but i'm a pc guy.
then i contemplate what i should do

listen music and shitpost?
play some vidya?
watch a movie,... or maybe a documentary
maybe play chess online?
maybe just sit there for a while and let it run through my head while enjoying the refreshing beverage at my side

all in all, i realize after i finished that sugary delight that it doesn't matter what i do, i'm gonna have a great day anyway.
my routine is nice and wholesome

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>wake up
>take prescription meds for various mental illness
>pee
>breakfast while watching news
>brush
>shit
>shower
>get dressed
>comb
>leave for work

>wake up at 8
>turn off alarm
>go to sleep again until 11 sometimes 13 somethimes 15
>put on coffee
>taje shower
>coffee ready
>drink while dressing up
>go to store to buy food if there isnt
>stare at wall/browse 4chin/play videogames for hours on end
>take pill to go to sleep
>go to sleep at midnight

I wish I was a NEET

>wake up
>go to bathroom
>eat a banana
>exercise
>eat oatmeal and drink coffee
>shower
>wash my dishes
>do whatever i want for the rest of the day

>wake up 07:30
>lay in bed for 30 minutes
>take a piss
>drink water while preparing coffee
>shitpost on phone while drinking coffee for one to two hours
>shit/shower/shave
>do whatever I want