I'm an incel because my wife only wants sex every 6 months. She works 9 hours a day and in her free time she works out in the home gym.
She looks amazing and we go everywhere together from restaurants to shopping to foreign holidays and we look like a normal couple.
Is this normal in your country?
just rape her lol
how ugly are you?
>wife
Found your problem
Yes, we all do this. Once every six months.
Your wife is amazing.
>I'm an incel because my wife only wants sex every 6 months.
She is fucking Mohammed and Motumbo.
>getting married
Who is "we"?
Me and him.
"we" is kings and shit
Welcome in the dead bedroom zone.
If you can live with it, that's for the best for you. Because I'm afraid you'll stay there for a long time if she sees no problem with the situation.
At least tell yourself taht when she'll get baby crazy, you'll at least fuck once.
from what I hear, that is pretty normal after years of marriage and it's the basic cause for divorce
>once every 6 months
Lmfao I have sex AT LEAST twice a day (every morning and before sleep + sometimes during the day) with my lovely gf but we’re only 19 so I guessit’s normal to have high libido at this age
She cries every time I want to talk about it. She doesn't want me to leave her.
I dont think that is why
enjoy it while it lasts
been with gf 11 years now 31 and sex only once per day approx now
maybe 6 times a week avg
surprise her with some weekend trip or something, women love that kind of thing
>Sex only once a day
HAHAHAHA
Call me back when it's once a year.
Surprise her with a dick on her face.
Of course not, but boys tend to fuck to feel good, when girls tend to feel good before wanting to fuck.
>boys tend to fuck to feel good, when girls tend to feel good before wanting to fuck
this
Sad but true, if you want no problem with that, your hand will never disappoint.
Your gf attitude will dictate if this is feasible in the long run; if she sees that as cheating you'll feel less and less comfortable with that (and in the end you might even cheat for good)
If she's okay with it, you're golden.
On one hand, it's good, because sex should be only for procreation. It doesn't seem right to fuck like degenerates, especially if you're married. On the other hand, if she cries and gets defensive whenever you talk to her about it, there might be something wrong.
Worst case scenario
Are you being serious user?
tell her you feel unloved and ask if there's any way you can spice things up?
>On one hand, it's good, because sex should be only for procreation
oh well done you're so much better than everyone else
well uh
it's okay if you are in a long term relationship and live together to not lose excitement during sex and not making it a daily routine but shit, too damn long
I think bout 1 week or less if you don't have kids and 2-3 weeks if you have kids
i think you should talk about it with her, maybe she had a traumatic experience or she just doesn't enjoy it
There's nothing worse than being pushed away regularly in the bed.
In the long run, you stop asking.
That's when she begins feeling that she deserves more attention, blablabla, and at the first occasion for either of you... Well we all know how this ends, and it's not pretty.
Story of couple life in the 21st century.
Unfortunately, no need for that.
When you're in long relationship, it just happens for no particular reason.
In fact, it's the easy and default state, you have to work hard as a couple to prevent this from happening.
You begin by saying "well, we can always fuck tomorrow, today I am bored / angry for whatever reason / I do not want to hop in the shower right now", and in the end, that tomorrow never comes.
Get her off birth control
Just force yourself onto her, if she calls it rape that's a red flag for you to leave.
Trust me, if she still likes you she'll love you doing this.
You could say to her "it would seem like you have left me yourself already".
Yes
She's working out to look good for somebody. And like the saying goes: she's fucking somebody, just not you
I would not be so eager to pull that one.
That's true she's working out to look good.
But in a woman's brain, "to look good and to looked at" is a goal per se. Fucking is a way to be looked at, but not the only one.
In a man's brain, looking good is often the least of our concerns, we want to look good in order to fuck.
So maybeeeee she's considering her couple is not as fulfilling as it used to be, so working out is a way to still look attractive and still be on the market.
Fingolfriend, the small print here says : "if you do not care at how you look, you'd better start RIGHT NOW" cause if you don't, somebody will.
Unironically rape her
Found the virgin incels
better virgin incel than married incel lol
>better virgin incel than
said no one ever
Take away her birth control. Smack her around around if she gets insistent about it.
Then, with her natural hormone balances restored, she will want sex more. Just make sure when the babies are born, you have the DNA tested.
i'm with him tbqh
t. divorcee with nasty alimony
if you are a divorcee you are not a virgin though
Just get a prostitute if you are a virgin. You can't get rid of a bitch legally leeching your money
> tfw this will never bother me because my main fetish is jerking off to a girl while she sleeps
now i just need a gf who doesn't fuck me...
>wife
>rape
If you can """rape""" her she is not your wife. Just because the gubmint calls your registered girlfriend a "wife" does not mean that you are actually married.
yeah and now I think I'd rather be a virgin than having gone through my hell. though everyone has his personal own.
Work out and treat her like shit for a while, ignore her while doing something that interests you, go have bbqs with your buddies without telling her where you're going and generally just make it look like you're anything but the spineless beta cuck she has grown to resent over the past couple of years.
If he does she'll just start cheating. Birth control makes women prefer or at least tolerate betas.
>try to fug gf
>she never wants to
>two weeks later she complains about not fugging
or
>gf only wants to fug when I'm tired as fuck and don't want to
>oblige her anyways in hopes she will reciprocate
>never does
>eventually shoot down her advances out of spite
>complains that we only have sex when I want to
She was otherwise great but our sex life was a train wreck. She had a rape fetish but I wasn't about to risk that shit.
Birth control works differently on different women, but it really can be extreme in some cases. My gf was always irritated on the pill and always dry as desert. Even when she was horny, her cunt was dry as sahara so nothing happened.
The pill was about to kill our relationship so she stopped taking it and now we are using spermicide. Its a bit hassle to use it and must be done correctly, but its much better than on the pill and works 100% if you use it correctly.
Also birt control often makes women fat
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