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Yeah it is. Boomers (the real ones) hype it up, but it's just a slow pace, overdramatised mediocre film

leicester

can hear my mum doing a big poo

>being a uni network sysop
>bans Jow Forums

>tfw Britain has no animation industry

>Remarkable footage has been released of anuncontacted indigenous manwho has lived alone in an Amazon forest for at least 22 years.
>Semi-naked and swinging an axe vigorously as he fells a tree, the man, believed to be in his 50s, has never been filmed so clearly before and appears to be in excellent condition.
>“He is very well, hunting, maintaining some plantations of papaya, corn,” said Altair Algayer, a regional co-ordinator for the Brazilian government indigenous agency Funai in the Amazon state of Rondônia, who was with a team who filmed the footage from a distance. “He has good health and a good physical shape doing all those exercises.”
>Remote Amazon tribe hit by mercury crisis, leaked report says
>Known as the “indigenous man in the hole”, he is believed to be the only survivor of an isolated tribe. He hunts forest pigs, birds and monkeys with a bow and arrow and traps prey in hidden holes filled with sharpened staves of wood. He and his group were known for building holes and his hammock is strung over one in his house.

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hello fellow pass user

Maisie actually mogging Sophie for once

>grade 3
you mean a number 3?

blatantly a based sikh
good lads they are

just got sexually humiliated by the girls for thinking size doesn't matter.

how thin are your walls?

I'll have a number 9

>British police forces should prepare for a spike in hate crime in 2019 as the UK formally leaves the European Union, a police watchdog warned on Thursday.

>In its latest report, Her Majesty’s Inspectorate of Constabulary and Fire & Rescue Services, highlighted that incidents of hate crime in England and Wales spike after national events.

>“So there is a real possibility that there will be a similar increase in reports in 2019, as is anticipated by the government, the United Kingdom formally leaves the European Union. Police forces should prepare for this eventuality,” the report states.

>Data show the number of reported hate offences rose sharply after significant events including the murder of British soldier Lee Rigby in 2013, the Charlie Hebdo shooting in January 2015, the Paris attacks in November 2015, the beginning of the EU referendum in April 2016 and after the result in June 2016, as well as after the Westminster Bridge attack in March 2017.

What is wrong with you brits?

that depends what you mean by alt-right
i wish he'd allow everything that's allowed by law, but it's a lot to expect
mate of mine has seen actual goosestepping stormfront nazi groups on facebook while looking for info on how to paint his little german army miniatures
if that's getting through then facebook can't be that restrictive
it's obviously going to be biased, but at least he's not going full 1984 just yet.

educate yourself lads

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thats a silly post as silly as sir billi

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two number nines

why wouldnt you link the footage you dumb fucking cunt?

Thoughts on the Aston Valkyrie?

>6.5L naturally aspirated Cosworth V12
>1,130 bhp
>2,271 lbs wet
>Designed by Adrian Newey of RBR
>100% British designed and engineered

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no shit
as does every site
Jow Forums does that
the question is: what is deemed unacceptable, and considering how mainsteram and normie facebook is, they still allow a bunch of stuff that rattles the lefties
it's more tolerant than 90% of reddit, for example.

why is interracial so fucking hot

always found that a bit weird

we import loads of mature american animation but never produce any of our own, why is that?

Thoughts on a commonwealth trading bloc?

gives me an feeling so complicated

Everyone that wears flip flops should be arrested and given either a heavy fine or community service. Honestly what is wrong with people in the summer, a bit of heat and everyone gets naked.

You don't deserve to see it after what you called me

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this but it shud be ok for everyone to be topless wherever they are

>he just cut his own hair to a 3
Hahah alright lad, pay the hairjew

I'm not complaining about the 16 year old girls getting naked

what about wallace and gromit

the contrast and taboo

Uzo Aduba

>the number of reported hate offences rose sharply
ie. people on twitter saying islamists are in some way responsible for islamic terror, and literal fakehatecrimes.org

who pays the postman

confused why the EU was chosen over it in the first place considering that most transportation technology, shipping, air travel, has remained largely the same since and it seems perfectly viable now

Israel approves controversial Jewish nation state law

actually 11 inches is perfect

all me

we need a final solution to the irish question

is oxford bender still going through his straight phase?

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impractical

CANZUK and/or any commonwealth alternative is a pipe dream

Just downloaded some new anime to re-watch before bedtime, I got

>School Rumble
>Aria
>Clannad + Afterstory

thoughts lads? would choose K-ON but it'd be my 7th or so re-watch

i never understood this argument surely the bigger the better, even if your dick is too big for her uterus you dont have to go balls deep

dont really care

quite rate black lipstick on dark skinned/women

This is what happens when your paki supreme lord spent the proceeding 18 months threatening us, disrespecting us and trying to "lay down the law"

Maybe if you gypsy paki hybrids actually started to compromise this wouldn't happen. You've done FUCK ALL but shrug your shoulders

yeah but only a small percentage of the population have more than 7 inches
you have to make the dicklets feel useful

Really wish I'd tried harder as an A-level student, because I definitely could have got into Oxbridge if I put my mind to it (have since graduated with a first-class BSc and distinction MSc from other Russell Group unis, and am now doing a PhD). Might just go and do a pointless postgraduate degree there just so I can experience the comfy life of an Oxbridge student

Aardman Animations, you fucking dumb cunt

Please explain?

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a canny see

we dont want border checks in northern ireland, may would have sold northern ireland up the river if she didnt call an election and have the dup be the kingmakers what fucking compromise do you suggest nigger northern ireland is already a massive burden on the uk what fucking use is it

>Uncle owns a hardware store
>Ma wanted me to get out of the house so she asked him to give me a job running the till
>Week's gone by and I've racked up over 100 quid, very nice
>10/10 girl comes in with a bunch of shit in her basket
>Asks if she can pay by card
>I get the cash machine but instead she just gives he a card with her phone number on it
>smile at her and thank her
>get home and it's a fake number
>most likely gonna get fired now too

women genocide when

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Who would even get a number 3? It makes you look like a baldy prick.

litterally me except i dont regret not trying harder at a level but during my first masters so now might have to do another one to get into oxbridge for the phd

What's going to happen to all the Brits running around the EU now?.

BIG
DICK
LORD

based
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GRADE 3 MASTERRACE

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this girl is legal therefore I can wank to her

i hope justice wil be served

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I wish I was a Tory peer with a big dick

wait what
you let her steal shit thinking she was trading her number?

>getting a PHD

utterly pointless

the anglo-saxon is naturally prone to xenophobic nationalism, but the norman menace in control of it all is a perfidious merchant who just wants to make money

>dick is too big for her uterus you dont have to go balls deep

its a bbc meme, most women are uncomfortable with anything bigger than 7 and cant take it all so it just becomes awkward shuffling, also reaching the uterus just doesnt happen

keep kidding yourself dicklet

>copypasta quite clearly written by a Yank

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it wasn't stealing if she was going to let me fuck her

>catch eyes with a girl
>she starts adjusting her hair, etc

haha lads

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unless you want to be a professor or research

we don't trade enough with each other, none of us produce anything the others want

I have a PHD in heeming runts from the university of life

Shall we do one together? What's your subject?

Didn't want to do one desu, but the only job I was offered happened to be the one that paid 30k and came with the PhD fully funded. The state of academia is completely fucked though so I doubt I'll stay in it afterwards

>Polish girl sits opposite me at at work - she very new
>Quirky guy sits next to her - he's the only guy at work who talks to me
>Gay guy sits next to him - friends with the quirky guy
>The quirky guy and Polish girl talk about stuff, the topic of gay people comes up and she implies that all LGBT people have AIDs, she then asks if the quirky guy and the gay guy are fucking since they talk so often
>The quirky guy finds this funny (the second part) and shares the story with the gay guy
>Gay guy is very offended and reports Polish girl to HR
>Polish girl goes on holiday so gay guy and quirky guy give their statements to HR, quirky guy says that it wasn't a big deal etc. but gay guy wants to escalate and get her fired
>Today the Polish girl returned from holiday
>Quirky guy asked me if he should give her a warning
>I said that he should since it would be awkward otherwise
>she stands her ground and doubles down about her "opinion" on all gays having AIDs
>really awkward silences during the rest of the day
>a manager asks to speak to quirky guy
>quirky guy won't tell me what it's about but it's clear he got told off for warning the Polish girl since I guess these HR complaints are supposed to be anonymous
>this wasn't the end of it, three days later he was pulled into the disciplinary meeting I mentioned above
>it's still ongoing
>quirky guy is convinced he may be fired
did I fuck up, /brit/?

>prance around acting all smug with daddy Brussels around
>oh shit this could fuck us up really hard

>w-why didn't you listen to us : (

what was your plan in the first place to just pay yourself?
you were fucked regardless, but now you're just not getting sex out of it

Don't know but it's honestly worrying, yesterday I met a guy who has this blonde quite fit 17 year old daughter and he was saying "my daughter likes to date a lot o-" when he was cut off and the thought that he was about to say black guys and the idea of her getting blacked seriously made my willy twitch.

Not to mention how much I like to self insert as the woman in interracial porn.

school of hard knocks and university of life

really don't want this in my history

>catch eyes with a girl
>she makes a face like she's just smelled rotten cheese and looks away

why does this happen to me?

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shes 22

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i understand girth but length is irrelevant as you dont have to go fully in, for me its only the tip and balls that are sensitive to pleasure anyway so noone would miss out

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