/brit/

idawho cares lol

never been so i couldn't say

no, my mom's family are from Malta though

I sleep in a big bed with my wife

do you have white children

what did they say???

What is it about Brits and your fucking reality show

apparently bela lugosi's dead

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do not care

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fell for the expensive salon haircut meme because /fa/ told me to

paid £45 for a haircut my barber does better for £8

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literally who

fuck everyone in this thread

That it was weird and why couldn't I just listen to 'normal' stuff.

see

Idaho has more going for it than Ohio
Ohio has bits of stuff but literally every state around it does all of those better
It has those knockoff New England towns up north from New England settlers, New England obviously does this better
It has Pennsylvania Dutch and Anabaptists, which both Pennsylvania and Indiana does better
It has sad little former industrial towns full of opioids that everywhere else does better

hate cats

idanot care lol

*presents arse*
please do x

good post lol

this is my hometown

say something nice about it

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licked this tummy in tokyo last night

how would people in rural idaho treat a reclusive and socially awkward british neighbour?
rural idaho is the kind of place i could settle down

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Ah yes, Boomerville.

Salons have pictures and don't bully you over not knowing hair lengths and requesting a picture

you can tell them not to wash your hair as they charge like 20 bucks for that, even though it does feel good

not yet

i went to a japanese stylist in Shoreditch and got my hair cut by a japanese lass for £34

couldnt be happier with the result, she was terrific and i love the haircut
its not a meme, you just have to find a good salon (expensive does not equal good, mind)

the gf

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what kind of music were you listening to?

rude

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any ryzen 5 man in

lol mate American reality tv is shit tier and doesn't get you emotionally invested.

I know this bc I've watched a shit load of it such all the Paris Hilton best friend series.

Paki

>tfw too smart to not be a slag

industrial white noise

i like the red

Industrial drone

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as long as you don't make a point of being an ass most people will like you just fine

look at all that space
proper jealous
we'd cram a million people into an area that size

don't get the idea of "sleeping in the same bed"

I mean if you're having sex sure, but other than that it just seems like a pain in the arse

hate being northern

mums friend Liz came round for dinner
can you BELIEVE this silly bastard has just invited herself to stay overnight without asking us yet AGAIN

does she not realise that we are the last friends she has left? why does she keep imposing on us like this? if this keeps up we'll just stop asking her round and then she'll be fucked

choon

what are you on about you stupid yank cunt pakis hate dogs and love cats

you get to cuddle
if its cold then its nice to feel their warm body
you get to have a morning blowjob

lol

he died 62 years ago mate

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this
get treated like an autist any time I've explained this idea to a woman or people
I just value my sleep

I will t a k e take you to the p a r k park
I will r a p e rape you in the d a r k dark

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spooning and a cheeky wank/eating out before bed

cats are for boomer women and gays

>point at the daniel craig picture
>"oh no you wouldn't look good in that" t. 30-something female hairdresser
>get a cut like javier bardem in no country for old men instead

last time i went to a hip salon. no doubt the whore did it on purpose

>hate cats

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lads what was that age formula again?

add seven minus what?

ye couples rarely do it anymore.

think it was a conservative answer to the 'curious kids so parents didnt need to talk to them about sex. mummy and daddy sleep in the same bed what of it

30

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half your age plus seven

Half-7

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The 2nd cold war will be between China and the USA and will last for 50 years from about 2025-2075

Major battlegrounds will be india and it's satellites like nepal

China will have a huge upper-hand in espionage, having millions of people in every country all loyal to the party

have successfully tricked the gf into giving me a blowjob every morning by pretending to be asleep until she starts blowing me

she thinks shes so clever for having found this "magic" way to wake me up, and often makes fun of me because im "so predictable" and she knows exactly how i work

ho ho ho

>implying a 5 year old is allowed to fuck a 9 year old

need a new hairstyle but don't know what kind i want and don't trust the hairdresser because they'll want to give me something conventionally attractive and popular rather than something that appeals to my autistic self-image without making me look like a cartoon character

My fiancee and I have slept in the same bed since we started dating

Can't really explain it but it just doesn't feel right sleeping alone

it's easy to be firm with a woman though
my barber just bullies me when I can't visualise what 4 inches off the side and 2 off the top looks like and then lectures me that he isn't a hairstylist if I show him a styled haircut, I just want it cut the way that it is and can style it myself
dumb cunt

why the fuck would a 9 year old want poon

>I will eat soybeans and hormones, so that someday I can go back to like this
>I want to do gravure work again
>I want to make milk too [cow emoji]

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haha gay

Mummy made sausage bacon and egg barms for tea :3

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might pay £60 for an artisan haircut once , take a photo of my self and asking the turkish barber to do it every time after that for £8

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is morrions /brit/ approved now

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why did bert and ernie sleep in the same bed though

that's breakfast food

also

>barms

fuck off

no /brit/ don't get autistic
>but where I live it's

no I don't care

honestly

Lolling at all the nonces who went to China to teach English. All of them will be summarily executed.

McDonalds has arrived

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nigger

Did you know: Hudson Bay in Canada has lesser gravity than other regions on the planet

anyone here like jacques brel?

might be a freak like the bulger murderers

looks good

Nobody goes to China for noncery.

t. knower

>that's breakfast food
fat shit

god can you imagine how nice it will be rounding up chinkies and throwing them into camps like we did with the japs
and then decimating india killing slant troops

come on, no need for that sort of language

gay