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selamat umaga

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mommy

>mommyfag
>mommyposting
Disgusting desu

It never happened to me :

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god I wish that were me

>disgusting

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>tfw I get lower latency in NA than Japan or HK
>PLDT service centers are always packed with people and very slow
>Lock in periods are a pain
Having PLDT is suffering

>Sarapan

Bakso is Based

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micin bikin bego

Mods are sleeping, time to post lewd

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t. Gen Micin in Denial

>eating bakso at morning

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Yum... I hadn't eat breakfast and the only thing I have is a mineral water and a latte coffee can. How can people that dont eat breakfast even survive? I felt like an african kid right now, holy shit!

>how can people survive missing one single meal
are you american on holiday?

why don't eat?

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neet bump

Source on image. Sauce nao gives nothing

Thanks for another year of free gold medals in the asean games.

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Selamat pagi!

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Malaysians need 1017 calorie breakfast in order to survive.
thestar.com.my/lifestyle/viewpoints/tell-me-about/2011/02/27/malaysian-calories/
>So the nasi lemak itself is 644 calories (which is equivalent to three bowls of plain white rice). You added the piece of fried chicken, which is 290 calories. Your teh tarik is 83 calories, worse if you like it with plenty of sugar.

i actually just had nasi lemak with fried chicken for breakfast wew

>are you american on holiday?
No.
>how can people survive missing one single meal
When I say "not missing a meal" technically means not eating a full meal. So if I decided not to eat lunch, I'll eat bread or anything that is light.
I woke up at 7:30 and then I have class at 8 till 10, so I have no time to eat breakfast
Uhm no, I'm not from Terengganu that eat rice for breakfast either. I rarely eat rice for breakfast unless its Hari Raya

I don't want to go to school aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Anyone tried this meme drink already? What does it taste like?

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Energy drinks are not very good for your body.

This semi famous Indonesian chink keeps harassing me saying she wants sex with me
She goes by the name of Cindy Gulpa or something
I blocked her but she keeps sending me nudes with new accounts

Gibe me a job pls.

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Post every picture of her and maybe we can help each other out. I need to know more about this woman.

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That's Bakwan Malang, not Bakso

Fuck off GerGook and your lies

will you be mad once we're together?
your number one celeb cucked by a bule

the price puts me off, RM6 for a can jibai

Take all the chink you want
They're whore at heart

not her. she is still a virgin
saving for me

>He took you're gf
What do?

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/ss/ should be legal

it's just a picture
I know she has never had a bf
she wants me to be her first

t.

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you will see...
In 5 years we will be married
Honestly it's quite likely
I'm attractive and she likes foreigners
All her fans are obese brown men except for me

Bangsamoro Organic Law got passed today.

>How can people who dont eat breakfast even survive
It's called intermittent fasting, look it up or just go read the thread on Jow Forums
>inb4 broscience
I've been doing this for nearly a year now. When I first started it felt pretty awful but after a week I start to notice that I'm actually more energetic

Like red bull with even more sugar.
Just spend your money on better drink like pic related.

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>tfw gf sent me this
Happy studying, my lovely.

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i would eat cigulls shit for a date with her

>Hans, das ist eine Scheiße wunderbar!

Started doing it accidentaly after being late to morning classes. I can hold off food until dinner time using this

The silver ones taste like absolute shit. The standard green one generally taste like your average redbull

As a Malaysia Chinese, I love china more than my birth country, first, both my parents were from China. Second the Malay never treat us equally and full of envy for the successful and rich Chinese. Third, we hated the japanese the most, even in my little hometown penang island, you can witnessed many war museum and memorial halls dedicated to the Chinese who were killed during the Japanese occupation. Recently I learned a new phrase that China is actually the 'culturally mother' of japan, meaning japan learn a lot of Chinese culture and integrated it into them own, japan who killed so many Chinese people is unforgivable because it is like killing your own mother. lastly, I believed China can only get better and better and the west especially the US is fast going down the drain, because in the US the top 1 percent of population hold 99 percent of wealth, America is heading toward a bloody revolution.

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Then why dont you go back to your beloved country ?

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>As a Malaysia Chinese, I love china more than my birth country
You know they will never accept you back into China, lol. If they did we would already give you a sampan
>Second the Malay never treat us equally and full of envy for the successful and rich Chinese.
Maybe its the other way around with your dirty capitalist tricks
>Third, we hated the japanese the most, even in my little hometown penang island, you can witnessed many war museum and memorial halls dedicated to the Chinese who were killed during the Japanese occupation.
Based Japan
>Lastly, I believed China can only get better and better and the west especially the US is fast going down the drain, because in the US the top 1 percent of population hold 99 percent of wealth, America is heading toward a bloody revolution.
The only thing I agree with. Besides Northern Chinks are twice better than any Southern Chink

I did it because I wanted to lose weight, it was really difficult for me before I started doing this but after I did and my body adjusted I started seeing progress like never before, add in the runnings I was already doing, it was a breeze from there on
Now that I'm so used to it I don't even consider changing back anymore, I still eat breakfast from time to time but it's mainly have to do with some unusual occasion

*snap*

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I want to fuck and suck tits

Cope flip-user. Keep rooting for the West and you'll be with them in a hole before long

C O M F Y
Everyone here in the house is in their jackets and hoodies today.

You

tiongkok te tan li e tnglai a

Big

Gaye

I still remember decades ago, many Chinese Malaysians and Singaporeans used to disdain Mainland Chinese, nowadays there are still those who despise Mainland Chinese, but the number has since reduced due to the fact that China is rising to be a global economic superpower. It's great that China is currently rising, people will come to respect Mainland Chinese, even Overseas Chinese are proud for being Chinese. Keep it up, China.

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Since China is getting better are you guys going back? Even though you contributed nothing to its success besides running away from poverty I still think you should go back. I say every 10 chink head I'll charge RM1. Surely 10 chinks can fit inside a sampan.

/asean/ version of NATO when? It's high time that we unite our armies against the ch*nk menace.

Umm no sweetie, don't be a bigot.

Makes me remember how I read lotr as a kid. Still vaguely remember how the elves go on their sampan to cross the sea to their magical LalaLand. If that happens in irl I think I should at least charge 1 chink head equal to that of RM25. So if you use mathematics correctly one sampan full of 10 chinks gets me RM250. How many are Malaysian Chinks again in this country? 2010 alone its 28,330,000 chinks in here... wait I think I'll charge RM 100 instead. Who would have guessed illegal chink trading could give you vast amount of profits... huh?

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>illegal chink trading
>illegal
???

China will become better and there's really no doubt about that. But it will take a couple more generations or so to reverse the shitstorm caused by the cultural revolution and have a stable wealthy economy to be attractive enough for overseas chinks, and perhaps even longer to stop being a totalitarian orwellian dystopia. Until then chinks are here to stay and most will refuse to identify with China. At some point future Malaysians or even Singaporeans can expect Chinese folks to flock to China like many have already done to Taiwan and HK now. It is only natural for people to be inclined to do so due to tribalism and in-group preferences. Things like this are bound to happen, just not as soon as you would expect, but it will unfold through the next few generations.

>obligatory post containing the word "chink"

Pardon me, I meant legal

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WE ARE ONE RACE THE SEANIGGER RACE

Both my airtime and subscription already ended but I can still use internet. And fast one too.

>Lunch

Bakso is Based

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He's absolutely correct, why can't PHfags take any criticism without being salty?

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>Bakso
>With cabbage
>That much cabbage
Heretic

Bosan

big if tru

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Based

Uh, SEATO? And that didn't turn out well.

wkwkwkwk jadi inget dulu sering cabut main RO

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I believe in you, user! :3

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Go back to yout cunt, gook

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