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>tfw no martian gf

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not gonna go hiking tomorrow buds legs are still sore from gym yesterday
maybe saturday...though the normies will all be out then...

I want to fuck a cute elf

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I remember this cartoon

Ahh a fellow boomer I see

0-4: Play league
5-9: Watch some anime

elves are good for one thing and one thing only

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need a blonde gf

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I'm 20
Am I a boomer?

>ASSFAGGOTS

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You're an underage boomer.

watchu gonna watch senpai

I hate normies

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please do not conflate dark elves with other types of elves

Hellsing Ultimate

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Don't know what you mean by this. Also might re watch Welcome to N.H.K

me on the left

That's what I said to your mother last night.

At what point did you realize you are going to die alone

When I became a NEET.

midway through college

have you worked out today, user

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does doing a few sets of overhead presses count?

Why do I keep getting ads for marijuana

if your face wasnt covered in sweat, it's not really a workout

I went yesterday!

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I thought this was International not Interdimensional

I lifted heavy ass boxes and bags and did a lot of arm movements

Jow Forumserplanetary

singles: go to sleep
dubs: go to sleep forever

reroll and you take me with you

alright gn buds

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Don't do it

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gn

My brother just got so high that he asked if he could buy the leftover beers I had in a case from the night before and then put them in the fridge. 15 minutes later he came back to my room and asked me if he could buy the beers I had in the fridge.

Just sold this sucker the same beers twice.

i'm still dizzy
it's over

finna eat some dindin

>dinner at 9pm

Stop drinking. Nothing good ever came from drinking alc*hol.

Some mexicans put mayo on a tortilla, roll it and eat it

i don't drink

This is why Mexicans aren't considered humans

hmm? Then why are you dizzy?

*12:18

i don't know. i was in my bed and got up and have been feeling like that ever since.

hmmmm nothing in the kitchen ebsides pasta

might have to make a late night In n Out run

>a late night In n Out run

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Niggers making fun of anyone makes me laugh.

>least coasters will never know the joys of eating a double double

Sad! many such cases!

hmm could be dementia. The grandma would also get hit by waves of dizziness from time to time

Or it could just be the pressure change from getting up too quickly. Drink some OJ

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I'm pretty brave, should I buy a home in US?

can you speak english?

but user double doubles are for drinking!

depends what state

concerned about arby's recent expenditures again

>eat a double double
how do you eat a drink ?

I can do whatever I dream, which means I'm free too.
Hmmm... should I buy some lands in US?

dementia in 14 year olds is it?

i wanna cry

fuck off its a coffee from tims you nimrod

i don't accept this yet
still in school
losing weight rapidly
ask me in 4 years
i'll meet someone as boring as me

Why do Mexican boys make the best traps

It's okay. You can cry.

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stop posting immediately

No

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Mexican men look like THAT?

gonna go read and do a sleep

The gnomes have found a new way to say hooray

>trapitos
lmao

>concurso de trapitos
It cant be worse than this.
youtube.com/watch?v=oZaF-ABKCwE

If you look up "trapitos" you actually get results in Spanish lmao.

gf told me to stop drinking
Just took a couple shots of whiskey

Stop drinking alcohol.

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odds: make a snack
evens: don't make a snack
dubs: ask again

I like drinking though

dumb jackass peels out of a 3 way intersection to make an immediate stop into a 90* turn

what part of the world is this?

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America

need drinking frens

I drink alone and it worries my girlfriend

I have very thick thighs for some reason.

are you a female(female)?

There are no girls on the internet

answer the question

no

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