Driving with my mate

>driving with my mate
>see a cute girl walking home from school
>HEY LOOK MATE THERE'S ONE FOR YA

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wat

the absolute bogan

Is this humor of some sort?

He's the pedo Aussie

Epic.

I pictured a highschooler when I read it

fucking based

Based and redpilled

Dude lmao imagine replying “that one’s too old for me!”

>drive with my buds
>see a black girl
>HEY HERE'S A FREE SCHOLARSHIP!

Classic

>driving with mate
>See fat landwhale
>HEY LOOK MATE THERE'S ONE FOR YA

isn't that how it goes normally?

>see some absolute cooker
>oi isnt that your mate

classic stitch up

you bloody ripper

>driving with mate
>drive past busstop
>BUSWANKEEEEEERS

Oi NATHAN!!

>driving with mate
>actually not because i don't have any mates

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>white "humor"

based as fuck

>driving with my chink mate
>drive past a dog
>look its your dinner

> Walking home from School in my skirt.
> Suddenly some stupid boys in a 20 year old car drive past
> Yell something incomprehensible as the idiotic males they are.

Sure is tough being a lady.

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This faggot is spamming cuck shit in every thread

Good one Jay

Based

australians are not funny

>honk honk at cute underage schoolbois
>flips trap hair as passes by them

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>driving with the mates on a saturday afternoon in high vis
>see a cricket match at the oval
> yell HOWWZZAAAAAT out the window

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