Culture Pals - /cp/

Remember to stay hydrated edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?
Sign up at:
www.interpals.net

Website with pastas and scripts:
Https://culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw
qtcrawler

script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7
javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

Q: Do the scripts work?
A: It seems like they do

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I want dominant gee ef.

so no succeses?
I remember here to be many 13yo chads proclaiming how how much online pussy the slain.

*raises paw*
I'm a successful chad

4th for kpop gf

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5th for Friday

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*poops*

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So sleepy

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That would be me

>cp
thought that was banned?

Go to sleep then

If you sleep after 16:00, you'll have trouble falling asleep at night.
It's a boomer thing.

Oldie lmao

Me too. Shame all the girls on this site are autistic and incredibly submissive.

>even african qts view my profile
are italians the most powerful race on earth?

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hi all
i have
-0 wievers
-0 message

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Impressive

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is /flo-french a /pal/?

Seething

>tfw I "made" this up and it's still used on cp
feels good

why?

Fuck off

best country to find a gay twink qt?? so lonely just want a bf :(

I'm here

hello

do I have to be good looking for this to work

You're a pooinloo so you're fucked already

sigh. yeah, I guess I already knew that on some level

it helps; I am not that good looking but I still have several qts I am talking to. It is mostly a numbers game though, I have had plenty that I talk to for about a day and then never hear from again.

if I was attractive or interesting enough for western guys I would, sorry : /

only thing I can offer some boy is citizenship and neverending love heh

rood

Yeah I know you are

how much milk do you drink post-workout?

2 pints

I have
-25 views
-6 messages

Ok i need to drink more then

what's everyone doing on a friday...

Going out on the piss, obviously

Just arrived home from a 100km trip.

went to the gym, now I’m studying

tfw wanna go for a drink but everyone's out on holidays

what is whey???

im so lonely

A rip-off.

same

whey is dirt cheap compared to other proteins sources.
you should also consider protein to carb ratio.

You could just drink milk

State of you

Not true. I "farm" cockroaches and superworms and is cheaper than whey as I spend literally no money on it. I just feed them whatever leftovers food I have from fruits and vegetables and that's it.
It's also god tier protein.

Nice jam for you pals
youtu.be/mJQYRzAoErc

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one scoop with 200ml water
12o calories
25g of protein, 3g of carb, 1g of fat

whole milk
125 calories
6g of protein, 9g of carb, 6g fat.

yea sure mate, just put blend handful of crickets with water and chug them down.

>Sonic the Hedgehog's official account on the comments
wat

Now I gotta cut loose, footloose
Kick off the Sunday shoes
Please, Louise, pull me off of my knees
Jack, get Mack, come on before we crack
Lose your blues, everybody cut footloose

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Scratching my butt crack and sniffing the dead skin under my nails

wew. Gross

>3/4 of people with the british flag on interfags aren't from britain

Jesus christ this is tiring. Just want to talk with an actual brit!

Hello

Hey there! How's your weekend starting off mate?

Where do you live in britain?

My weekend is starting well, heading pub with the boys soon.
From North England

Noice, enjoy it! I have family up in Yorkshire, granted they're mostly... really shady types, my aunt killed one of her ex-husbands and 3 of her kids are in prison for drug dealing but the land is quite beautiful!

>my aunt killed one of her ex-husbands and 3 of her kids are in prison for drug dealing
Wew lad

To be fair, he was beating her. She just had the balls to use his gun against him.

I need a vacation, I should come up to england again. go to the north but avoid that town. Not like they'll recognize me anyway.

Which town is it?

Todmorden

Actually quite a nice place

Oh yeah, I remember it was gorgeous! I haven't been since 2005 though. I remember lots of really nice old buildings and plenty of verdant valleys. North England is fucking beautiful.

Might even move there, who knows.

Where else in the UK have you been?

yer mum's flat

Classic yank

London, Salisbury, Reading, Wokingham and Manchester.

Of all of those, I think I enjoyed Reading the most. Actually has stuff to do, access to tons of greenery right down the road but feels like a civilized enough place.

I keep chickens and turkeys in my backyard.

Will my Polish qts father think I'm weird if I give him two turkeys and three hens in exchange for his daughter?

He'll probably think you're very generous and would give you tips on bartering, probably recommending goats.

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girl in his right arm is a que tee

>brasil or russia
rude

>Citizenship
>Love

All I ever wanted

Taking a shit rn lads

back in the line Pepik

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I just pooped

Hi5 o/
Wished I was there though taking a shit with you. In the same toilet at the same time

Yes me too

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*blesses this thread *

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Thanks lad

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Sleep time

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literally me

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Deserves to be in a delicious soup

after 3 girls from this site, Ive really lost the will to even converse with women anymore

Because they're so good, or because they're so tedious?

My gf wants to get out of my brain.
What do?

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Her

If you eat your girlfriend she will always be with you.

bumping for positive, healthy male friendships with Africans.
Seriously if you don't have an Africabro you're doing it wrong. Every African I've met is chill as fuck

Until they ask for money

Been a month with my Somali friend. Seems like a top lad, it would bum me out if he's in it for something else.

does anyone else have to click twice to advance through someone's photos? it started up for me a week or two ago. it's extremely annoying.

They always ask for money. Many people had the same idea as you, but they were wrong

damn, that's a bummer. I'm just gonna enjoy our conversations for now. When he drops the question I'll dip, but it's fun getting to know about the war zone he lives in

What will happen if I ask my long term qt that I’ve fucked to dominate me?