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Lick her minge.

what does your day consist of lads?

need ideas to turn my life around once and for all

should i have hot coffee or cold brew coffee with my omelette?
i've got cold brew ready but think hot would go better with an omelette for some reason

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You arrive in Eastwood

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work (opening visual studio over /brit/ whenever someone walks past)

Long ago realised this is a very bad strategy. Hive mind behaviour and a desire to have familiar haunts means they cluster on cheap shitty places quite often.

grim

not yet but i will be one day

Omelette with a bit of Tabasco, and hot brew, now that's the way to start the day.

brekkie
reply to some texts
make a phone call or two
couple of loads of laundry
mebbe clean the cooker
dunno
have a wank
pop some food in the slow cooker for later
as long as istay off the booze i'm pretty sorted these days

When in Rome

>poong
ahh yes, the oriental language

that place is madly depressing
not a racist but there is something fundamentally wrong with the Chinese

Just had a dream I was in a park in Korea and it was quite busy then two members of a famous Kpop group started practicing their dance routines. One member grabbed me and started dancing with me whilst I was really awkward

haven't got tabasco but i have pic related open in the fridge right now
think it would drown out all the flavours though
it's gonna be a cheese, mushroom, onion, garlic and herb, and maybe spinach omelette

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that it?

i had a mad dream last night
woke up and nearly posted it on /brit/ but didn't
now i can't remember it

why is it open if its in the fridge

Way back in the day it was the best place for cheap net cafes for hours long Dota sessions. Pack everyone into a Suzuki Swift and drive down there at about 8PM, get some snacks from the bakeries, and game until the early hours. Just had to avoid the stabbings.

i've swung a kettlebell around a bit earlier, done the dishes
but yeah, this is my life
i'm a shut in neet

because i haven't finished it
when i say open, it has it's top on, but it has been opened
the seal is broken

are women open once they lose their virgin

Ah just realised I confused it with Burwood
Sounds comfy

business idea: transplant a kangaroo's legs onto my own body and then go around heeming the shit out of anyone who looks at me funny

your mum is haha

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what do you put in the slow cooker?

Jesus, Burwood.

food, he just said

Guess how I know you’re a homo

That's the worst tasting chilli sauce known to man Tabasco n all

I see. And what do you expect to achieve with this enterprise?

You posted this slut in the last thread

Pretty sure I got served some dogs testicles or similar in a soup there once

Should write it down, la. That always happens.

get in lads

chicken wings/drumsticks and veg usually
might do pork ribs and veg today though
veg is spinach, sprouts and leek
the veg is frozen but it still comes out all mushy, but i like it like that

Mates just called me a gimp for vaping

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Where can I find a tomboy gf like this?

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Mmmm

>tfw go through 15ml a day

mum's not even using the e-cig i ordered for her, ungrateful bint

Ungreatful slut

Vaping will give you popcorn lung in a few years. Your mate is right.

bretty good
What size is yours? Got a 4L but want something smaller

enjoy your popcorn lung

fringe wont conceal my baldness for much longer, methinks

doing myself in if this goes on

loads of people are posting it. It's the new gimmick, newfag

More change getting that smoking cigarettes than you do vaping

dunno, mines only small though
wouldn't try to feed two lads with what fits in the slow cooker

trolling some libtards EPIC STYLE at work today lads

>vaping
Alri gay boy.

You're the newfag for posting tinder screenshots

No one knows the medium/long term risks you lab rat.

That's what I want, just enough to cook one meal and a little bit in the fridge for the next day or so
Mine's too broad so the water never covers the meat properly

*sails into dover*
*hooks the port to the back of the yacht*
NEXT STOP, EUROPE!
*sets sail*

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were they the dog's bollocks

Get with the nouveau gimmique, Reddit.

Fact is most meds would not pass the paper bag test.

Funny how it all went to shit when everyone stopped smoking.

wrong
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>the paper bag test
Haha what?

stopped using my slow cooker after hearing that they leech lead into the food

I have a haemorrhoid and keep puckering/tensing my arsehole so it hurts and I get off on the pain

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3/4 men smoke in Indonesia. It will soon be the centre of the universe.
Why do you think Russia is improving so quickly?

I'm not a slow cooker

How when the pan thing inside is steel

No toil today so didn't have to wake up at 5am

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Americans used to pack groceries in light brown paper bags. The paper bag test is basically trying to see if skin colour is darker than the paper bag. If it is, they are not considered white.

mine has a black glaze, probably filled with lead

rizzle kicks are the greatest grime artists the UK has ever produced

Today marks the 14th anniversary of the last time (of five) I've received fellatio from my the only gf I've ever had. We broke up a week later. Never had sex. I will be 30 in two months.

It felt good.

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i don't put any water in it
just dump a load of frozen veg in the bottom, the defrosted chicken on top, lid on, set to high for 4 hours
pork takes a bit longer iirc so i think i'll do the veg separate
there's always a load of juices in the cooker at the end which i have with the food
nice having the food all swimming in greasy saucy juices

Mine's like a glazed bowl that fits into a metal heater, wouldn't use a metal bowl

Mental how many Indonesians there are

can you lads give me an accurate non exaggerated yet descriptive explanation on what minge smells and tastes like?

Aussie classic

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have you ever eaten squid

Think that's alri with chicken but not beef or lamb

thought it was to do with fighting your way out of one haha

Moving to China to become a male model

Haven't ever had squid
Love calamari though

This is just peculiar

That's a vauxhall Corsa pal

smells like: humid body odour

tastes like: sour cream

>what is sunshine hours
Oh... I don't care....
>med
Thought medication.

>i don't put any water in it
>just dump a load of frozen veg in the bottom
derp

salty milk and coins

Shithead corsa