Pic is from the 30th of May in Bergen, Norway, during the initial heat wave

Does the weather cause norge girls to whip out their milky milky yum yums?

Yes.

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Nice

I know that other Norwegians dislike people from Bergen

so much normieness in one picture

Correct. Bergen is like the Texas of Norway if Texas was a small city.
They jokingly want to secede and I think we should let them.

s-so many cute b-boys!

why so, what do they think sets them apart?

They're quite possibly the most loud-mouthed and brash/blunt people in all of Scandinavia, with the ugliest dialect in all of Norway.
They also like their own city's official tune more than Norway's national anthem, which is holy in our country.

I think it's more accurate to say that everyone dislike eachother, but everyone is united in their hatred of Oslo.

They also trash everyone else around them and think that their entire fylke (Hordaland) should be Bokmål majority, even though Bergen is the only place where Bokmål is used in that entire region of Norway (vestlandet). Every single other village, area and city in that region uses nynorsk.

Norway doesn't have an official national anthem.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_anthem_of_Norway

>Bergen is the only place where Bokmål is used in that entire region of Norway
You are incorrect, nynorsk-cuck

Ja vi elsker is our de facto national anthem and calling it anything else than our national anthem is nitpicking to an unneccesary degree.

Bokmål is a mutated danish. It should be banned from Norwegian schools to properly cement our separate Norwegian identity through Nynorsk.

Is that the "stop doing X thing" guy?

Yes, that is Varg.

I thought bergen was a perma raining place

I stayed from late May to early June and it was the best time of my life. Whenever I stepped out of the train into the central plaza I was amazed. Literally had a bright smile walking through the city. It was hilly as fuck though, but I enjoyed it. I really liked the parks, especially the one by the aquarium because I saw a lot of bad bitches there. I would move there if I could, easily paradise on Earth

Personal picture I took. Easily god-tier 10/10 city, people living in Bergen are so lucky

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>no bunda

cringe compilation

>haha dude bunda lmao
CRINGE

Japan is also record hot this year

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Cloudy rainy shithole where it barely snows

>tfw can't go to beaches because i'm skinnyfat and have manboobs

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What is the water temperature? Isn't it very cold, still?

Why care? I'm skinnyfat too, the trick is to not give a shit, people should be honored to look at my hairy beergut

based and redpilled

Bryggen and the fjords/hills were really comfy, other than that the city seemed a bit soulless desu. Hardly any people on the street besides tourists in Bryggen, almost no cafes or restaurants or squares with people and the city felt more like suburbia

That it was an important city in the Hanseatic League

Yeah, I heard it reached 40°C in some places, blimey

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>no corpse paints

>>mutts will never be this white

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>This assblasted over his dying written standard
>Literally needs government intervention and funding to keep it from dying by forcing it down people's throats
>Muh Norwegian identity

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It was on the rise ever since it's creation, and was about to overtake bokmål before the war. After which, bokmål was shoved down the peoples throat by the oslo elite.
Your day will come, nyd*nske.

Even Norwegian boys have bigger milkies and bundas than Norwegian chicks. Scandi women are truly disgusting dudes