So what do we know about the Australian shitposter?
>His name is Lachlan >He had to go to the hospital at some point, and during that time nurses made fun of his penis size (Why did he go there? Why was the nurse able to see his penis? How did he hear her talking about it? Many questions) >He shits in the shower >While trying to take a picture of his shower-poo, he ruined his phone in the water (phone seems to be a Samsung phone from a few of the threads)
What more can we learn about this fascinating specimen?