Meaningless guttural sounds

Denmark?
More like rightful German/Swedish clay
Lmao

I think you have it backwards

much stronger influence from low german obviously because of their position

Too much rodgrod med flode.

They would have had to sail past denmark and norway to get to Britain.
Why would they do that when they could rape to the east?

OuO
Based
Because the Baltic Sea and the Kattegat seperate Denmark from the rest of Scandinavia

>Denmark and Norway are based and redpilled, they raped my ancestors
England...
Sometimes I find myself waking up in the middle of the night thinking of you.
And then I walk the halls and trace my fingers along the ancient wood carvings and think about that time with your ancestors. It was just...magical. Things haven't been the same since then, after the christening, and I became "civilized". No matter what I did, I just couldn't find my way back to that wild untameable beast I was back then. And every time my thoughts drifted back to you. The time at Lindisfarne...Northumbria and York...and then Stanford Bridge happened. I just don't know what went wrong...
Dammit England, I can't take this anymore! I must have you! Will you give me another chance?

youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk

C-CYKELKUGLE!

kamelåså

A timeless classic.

Your country is rightful NORSE clay

You should brace yourself for autistic Norwegians, Swedes and Danes bickering over whose clay Iceland rightfully is.

daily reminder that denmark is flat! FLAT!

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I'm okay with reviving the Kalmar Union though.
Just saying. *tch-tch*
>Suggestive winking at Denmark and Sweden

Superior nordic language coming through

You should be beheaded in front of Eidsvollsbygningen.

>He doesn't want to unite the north into an unstoppable horde, the likes of which the world would never forget
Okay...

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post yurt

ja on tämää itämärii saatana perkele juomalauta ei vittu sauna mämmi kosken karii on aika hyvä kieli

I'm still waiting sweetie

>Africa_by_toto.mp3

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Do you come from a land down under

Danish is like German but pronounced by someone who can't pronounce the 'd'

We should make fun of Danes for not being able to pronounce that letter, the same way people mock Japanese for r/l.

I learned both Germans and Danish and keep mixing the vocubilary up in my mind.

>t. has never seen a tree

>this confuses and enrages the dane

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>this confuses and enrages the Norwegian

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>this confuses and enrages the Swede

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vems sida är du på egentligen

You're right, because we hire you and poles to do this kind of work.

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Are meaningless guttural sounds the reason Sweden beat their ass all the time? They couldn’t understand orders on the battlefield.
>Oh, ugh mugh fugh flogen? I thought you said “fugh ugh mugh flogen”

bra fråga

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fysiskt arbete är inget att skämmas över

Rude

Trust a DANE feel the PAIN

trees are freeloading bums that came here illegaly, you tree apologist

>trees are freeloading bums
Flat trimming rate for trees of all heights when?