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me and you in a room. ton of heroin, barbiturates, benzodiazepines and alcohol.

Yes or no? I can meet tomorrow

Lads if you were suicidal and given £3million what would you go do?

Personally I would travel the world and fuck every piece of street meat I can find, regardless of age or genitalia

my dreams are unreachable
i'm not asking for a million dollars
I think all i'm itching for
is to be happy wheter I be rich or poor
and it's true that having such an ambitious goal
to achieve can be a miserable task
for a guy that only got kissed by a bitching whore
under the mistletoe once
I'm not a virgin though
I've paid to visit whorehouses
and emptied my little balls dry
but I might have missed the point guys
because I still feel alone now
I think I need a digital wife

got no other income, no qualifications or skills either

*gets down on it*

Fortnite?

>anything outside of real estate investment and development is a joke

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GAMBLE AWARE DOT CO DOT UK

didn't plan at all for Rome
got no idea what to do
tinder is broken too

want to work for me? are you in london?

turtle your life is a sitcom

tights?

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why cant u just kill me straigh tup why risk not dying through an od again

it's not broken, you're just not getting matches because you're an ugly little wog

>Fortnite?

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anime

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youtube.com/watch?v=Or_57S5MhZI best thing to come out of fortnte

it's true, getting into the rental market is great but it's also hellish and tiresome

nah mate would kill you in one punch

youtube.com/watch?v=KId6eunoiWk

>it's true

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>anime

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you can't 'not die' from a gram of heroin. it's simply impossible

not only is there an entire fucking gram but there's other substances to potentiate it which will end you instantly

literally just reply to my emails and we'll get it done

the sister plays fortnite

>I'm not racist bu-
*avoids all contact with that person*

Literally just go on the trip advisor app and look at top rated locations and walk to each one

I am racist
American urban planning would be infinitely more simple if we just admit we're still racist

Yank politics time, lads.

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yeah

Yeah what's the job?

arse toy tester

buy a house in a country with shit exchange rates but stable governance and then rent it out to the locals
low but steady income

no it won't let me make an account
done that last time
might just have to do it again
the food here is arse compared to the rest of Italy

be my friend

tights are ridiculously overrated

resting between sets looking at the gym slag

women are absolutely dire
who the fuck came up with the idea of them

Been sitting in McDonalds since 7am and it's now 1pm in Virginia. Think I'm now gonna head to Wendys, got a lot of thinking to do.

top tip: jean buttons double as bottle openers

no theyre not

what would the ideal name for the ethnostate be

Put a pair on and try say the same again...

>posts with a russia flag
*avoids all contact with that person*

what gym?

this was my backpacking experience too
can't believe that people find that shit life changing

That's sounds nice I could do that

very funny to imagine a tourist in america who just satsy in mcdonalds all day to see the CULTURE

Lad have you tried Arby's curly fries

Albania

they are
thinking back to high school i always looked forward to summer because the girls would have their legs out
i'll take bare legs over tights any day

Ah.

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why won't you go through with my offer?

just did a big ol' wank to th' Manaworld Comics

noniggeria

Polish bitch at work falsely accused my "friend" at work of racism

Really want to claim she was racist to me too but I don't know how to make it convincing

can just smell the next suicide attempt wafting from this post
>CAPTCHA was a picture of a park in my home city
AAHHHHHHHHH

if you are one who wants me to od then i gota be honest lad i'm not sure why you think it's worth me paying you £50,000 to essentially secure the drugs

using this website at all should have been a shameful point already

youre such a cunt
you lie, cheat, perv and ruin the lives of everyone around you, even those who are good to you

youre a disgusting little ball of malice

you arrive in the ethnostate

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I assume you get a refund?

might be the best post i've read this month

maybe you're overrating bare legs

lmao

how does a city manage to be as big as Rome and not have any local cuisine

1 euro has been deposited to your account

1. you want to die
2. I can make you die instantly
3. I am in desperate need of money
4. I am local

no
think you should accept defeat on this one since i'm clearly right

aren't your pizzas slightly different

hello who are you ok how are you going to kill me

Luckily it was only a free trial anyway, I used to use OKCupid but that's for queers now.

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The way that the BBC was praising the performance of black players during the world cup is the ultimate proof that there is a media conspiracy against the white race and an attempt to normalise the physical superiority of blacks. Here are some of the quotes from actual BBC pundits during this tournament

>Mbappe is too fast for the South Americans
Danny Murphy
>De Bruyne can't compete with the physical power of Matuidi
Guy Mowbray
>Look, Icelands team was too weak today
Gary Linekar
>The Polish players do seem to have been outpaced by the Senegalese
Alan Shearer
>I think that Sterling has too much pace for Sweden
Danny Murphy

This is just a fucking selection of the anti white message on show during this tournament. Danny Murphy hates whites. He hates white identity. He hates it because his identity as a footballer was a little bald manlet who played for Fulham. It is a pathetic and small identity, and it is no wonder that he fucking identifies with blacks. Danny Murphy never created a memorable assist when he played at Craven Cottage and no African has ever created a worthwhile civilisation so I am not shocked he wants blacks to be held up as physical Gods.

I have been counting during this game and there have been 80% close ups of black players. The BBC cameras are practically oogling their African muscles. The BBC know that we will be watching this with our wives and they want our wives wet and horny for black cock, it is a fucking disgrace. I personally wrote to the head of the BBC to demand that during the world cup final no black players are shown on my TV and that no comments on physical prowess are made, unless about white players. White birth rates are declining and the BBC is using comments on Ngolo Kante's tackling statistics to speed it up.

lmao moni just got owned

ignore the flag
I'm OD lad
if you don't want to go through with it then you're simply an attention seeker

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these make me sad
at least tinder you can you're having a laugh or just trying to get some free cunt

OKCupid and eHarmony you're admitting you're a failed human that can't find a mate without a website, having to deal with other broken, failed people

>then you're simply an attention seeker
took you this long to work that out? he doesn't even want to die

i dont know why you think i should pay you £50,000 to get a bit of heroin lol.

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literally unironically this

This is just because I'm having to rethink my next few days

No but I will. Any Other recommendations?

it can't be THAT hard to kill yourself can it
I mean if you're looking to end your existence than almost anything will work
what the fuck even is a suicide attempt but a cry for attention? especially multiple ones

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evening Doug

watch the Richard Ayode travel abroad video on rome

you can go to gladiator school

do gay lads ever get poo in their japs eye?

shake shack

i'd never kill myself. Maybe if I got paralysed or something, but only maybe

SCREAMING