What do you smell like?

What do you smell like?

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cow dung

(yes i'm a rural boy)

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Awful body odor, probably. Clothes need a wash.

ive been told i smell like a pharmacy

not sure what to think of this

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They're probably trying to ask if you're selling.

>work days
manly bodywash and male deoderant
>days off
girly bodywash and female deoderant

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in spain this means a question about you being a drug dealer

Sweat and cum...

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Naughty!

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if i forget to wash my face in the morning, animal fat and grease from breakfast

otherwise, cologne and detergent from my clothes.

Some girl told me I smell like weed
Hot

ass

Anxiety and fear

15 days fermented choped mantis

Probably soap and deoderant. If I'm in the sunshine for a while my skin kind of smells faintly like ozone or chlorine.

but i dont sell or do drugs

Wipe yourself down with some vinegar and let it sit for a couple of minutes before you wash yourself. Your skin is an alkalic environment, and the acidic vinegar will kill the bacteria and fungi responsible for your BO, as well as killing spores. I do this regularly, and the effect lasts much longer than any deodorant does.

Means you dress like a dealer. Either you dress tacky or you dress like a greasy dirtbag.

ham

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Before you try that, try using alcohol hand sanitizer on your armpits and feet etc. to kill the bacteria.

The body wash I used, the deodorant I have on, and the slightest scent of bo

Like BO.

Huh, some practical alternative advice, wasn't expecting that. One of my armpits sweats excessively compared to my other armpit/rest of body and deodorant, even "sensitive" types of deodorant/antiperspirant makes it worse. May actually try to involve these things into the overall bathing routine. Neat, thanks.

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Nothing

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Beer, sweat, body wash

>days off
>girly bodywash and female deoderant
wat?

hot

workout sweat

Armpits smell like deodorant.
Neck smells like cologne.
Crotch reeks of semen smell.
Mouth always smells like trash.

Raw testosterone.

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yeah baby *sniff sniff*

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I don't want my co-workers to think I'm a pervert, but on weekends I like to smell/dress like a girly sissy.

post boy pussy

Do you live in a pueblo?

you have 5 minutes to post boy pussy

Nothing wrong with that

If you feel shame before others. Don't you feel shame before God?

despair

I've asked God to just turn me into a girl already like thousands of times.

Fish
t. fisherman master race

Then you'll have to take the shame to the grave

I didn't shower for 8 days and it's mid july. Imagine.

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Fresh natural fragrance, a delicate male odor and a touch of perfume.

I'm not gay.

A rose garden.

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Full of natural fertilizer maybe

I only had about ten showers during the five months of summer heat of 2017/2018.

I shower daily, but girls can always smell the anxiety/fear on me, feels bad man

Disappointment.

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#metoo

5 minutes ago? sweat
now? sweat and cum

Nyet.

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Depends if it's fresh or already stale and getting digested by bacteria, also whether it's just me sitting there, doing sports, or fapping.