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>naive Irishman misunderstanding the basics of human society

pint of peroni very rare

that's my gf

the 10 most dangerous snakes in the world are all in aus

yeah so based his qt wife is leaving him and now he'll have to pay alimony and child support for the next 17 years

literally jumped in my chair

it's literally the deano just got his bonus beer at every fucking wethys you cunt FUCK OFF

swedish is a really pretty language

good post

Alas...earwax...

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not really stole a peroni glass and now I can have one any time I like

funeral gets a bit better second half 2bh

seen this webm too many times to be fooled by it now

fat cunt

dunno mate
we'll get the same flight together
keep it in one of your properties
only reveal the location of it to me justt before I shoot you?

lets go brazil and get fucked up lad lets have some fun
youre paying for drinks though

why did they allow a homosexual around children

no they aren't

what happens?

might go to the pub by myself

howling

fuck roasties, fuck kids, smoke weed every day

got a copy of my exes video portfolio and theres one of these in it
diamonds every time

the 10 inches of most dangerous snake are found in my trousers

I actually kind of look like herdark around the eyes, high cheekbones, big forehead, bored expression

i do this in the hope someone will sit at the table with me desu

take pics of your adventures for the lads

Bastard!

i'll be flying business obv so we wont be sat next to each other ;)

sue

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ok i lied

DEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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whatever mate put me in economy lets facken go, do you have a whatsapp or anything

literally me

diversity quota

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wouldn't mind going to the pub by myself if i was half decent looking and didn't look 14

on the m6 again lads
truly a great motorway, looking forward to the j16-19 smart motorway upgrade. That traffic flow is gonna be fucking mentally smooth

looks like that italian girl that offed herself
bravo!

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They dont make superhero films like THAT anymore

why cant u sit at the talbe with someone else ;)

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I absolutely hate capeshit and I think that that spiderman movie was good

zito animale

my fucking god this cocaine tastes like pure petrol it's excellent but i don't really want half a litre of unleaded up my nose

whoa maybe i'll pa for a few drinks but i'm not paying for your holiday. Come up to hampstead one friday night and i'[ll be here obviously ring the door bells and I promise I will answer if you ring the right one. If youf ind me then it will happen and u can wasted off the vodka i have.

Might go to vegas and bang a prozzie

me and the lads

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watching a film, watchmen or heat?

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hornbunny.com/videos/vacation-with-sister-12578.html

hate this dirty fucking pape cunt

whats your most wanked to genre of pornography lads?

Who's that?

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would sir care to sample the leaded variety?

what does "soon" mean in regards to time when it comes to girls? a week? a month? two months?

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is that the lad from stranger things on the right?

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My wife, who the fuck do you think

stocking/heel tease

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just got a letter in the mail Jersey will pay £1800/month to live there and expand their genepool

tempting lads, what should I do?

if they want you to do something: now
if you want them to do something: never

>stocking/heel tease

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your mum

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gladly but wht the fuck mate I can't afford a flight to brazil, you're the millionaire who wants to get shot put 2 and 2 together pal
would gladly put a gun to your head but fuck mate thats a lot of money, why would money even mean anything to you after your death

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right lads im off out
enjoy the rest of the night without me x

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>that guy
>that dismal decor
>that guy's Matalan pullover
>a fucking windows laptop

need to rescue this girl tbqh, even if ehse is a 5.5/10 with pretty bad style

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this is a personal favourite of mine. there are HD versions available on yourporn.sexy

>expand their genepool
why? because you're a wide arse?

is that pint gf

Rome seems like an impenetrable city
like there's a lot going on but not sure how to access it
never

still can't believe australians and new zealanders use the wrong plug

yeah she a cutie

each one of these individuals looks very strange

desu it's more expensive than I thought going to brazil just looking at the prices now, still that's basicly a free £1,000 you want me to give you i'm basicl yjust paying you to come along with me as I have no guarantee that you will kill me. I'm not a miser I'm happy to buy us some drinks or a special meal before you kill me or some shit but £1,000 is a lot of money to anyone and i'm not just gona spend that on some stranger's flight to brazil. You are right money doesn't matter after i'm dead but before i'm dead it does matter and just because I want to die doesn't mean i'm going to be ripped off. As I said come find me in hampstead and we can go from there

Sheikh? Did they let you out of prison?

New gf ha a very nice bum lads

CRTs are peng

not me. other poster from here.

Holy shit a girl from work just asked me out ona date.

What the fuck

post pics or update your insta you clown

>Nut Expert
ah yes, shall be taking this opinion quite seriously

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alright so if I find your house, we go to brazil (as in you pay for my flight because I cannot fucking afford to go to brazil) ?