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want to work in a workplace with a load of northern gammon gadgies

Thinking of converting to paganism
Thoughts?

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aye. this is true. the smiths have a couple good songs tough.

so brave x

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imagine having last orders at 9:11 now i've not been in a pub in about 13 months but nowhere closes thet early
if u kill me u will have made money from posting on brit basicly

>significantly more expensive than gold
fuck off

ur already a pagan senpai looooooool

got fallout NV downloaded on the HDD of my xbox 360
don't have the disk anymore
how can I play it

oh, you sniff gear mate? really?? should have mentioned it

l'm statistically white

would go back for more if i were you

But you've got everything now
You've got everything now
And what a terrible mess I've made of my life
Oh, what a mess I've made of my life

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>A little more subtle mr noseberg

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i respect your opinion however and the smiths are no1 of all time and the cure is no2

Lads which exciting new Apple products are you most interested in getting?

around what time are you at home? im quite busy this week

>he doesn't get paid to post on /brit/

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I don't use apple, I use Samsung, btw the new Samsung S9 has just come out, you can get it on a really good contract at Carphone Warhouse!

fucking poetry

life is funny in that way, right lads?

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im always at home lol 24/7

apple poo nigger

NO I'VE NEVER HAD A JOB
BECAUSE I'VE NEVER WANTED ONE

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I want to setup a charity to for young men. Something akin to those Christian youth groups, except secular. The purpose would be to help men, especially those who are a bit mentally ill or who have shitty parents to become successful people and to hopefully get them to the point where they are content with their lives.

What do you guys think? I'm legit.

youtube.com/watch?v=dmV5B-_rIoI

krokodil

'If' is unironically the only poem I've ever read and not thought 'that was shit'

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shake shack sponsorship?

alright
i'm kind of twinkish small if you don't mind

thought I was done too but after a few beers I bought a handful of Es and I'm picking up some shrooms soonish

>imagine having last orders at 9:11 now i've not been in a pub in about 13 months but nowhere closes thet early
they literally saw you walk in and rang the bell
soon as you've fucked off, they'll be open for the rest of the night

girl I asked out said "eurgh" as she saw me today lads
think i'm in

sicily, what are you thoughts on the cure

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>‘This Charming Man’ (Morrissey/Marr), The Smiths’ second single, released November 1983, highest UK chart position #25. Exhibit A in the case for Morrissey’s recognition as the most original pop lyricist of the late twentieth-century is the first line of ‘This Charming Man’. Rock and roll convention dictates that a classic pop record should begin, ‘Since my baby left me’ or ‘Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!’ or ‘Well I told you once and I told you twice’. Morrissey, and only Morrissey, could dare defy tradition with the priceless opening gambit, ‘Punctured bicycle’.
>Included in its lyrical stitch-work was a quote from the 1972 film of Anthony Shaffer’s play Sleuth starring Laurence Olivier and Michael Caine: ‘A jumped-up pantry boy who doesn’t know his place.’ ‘It [refers to] a low-life street character,’ the singer elaborated. ‘I’m sure there are worse things that you could be rather than a jumped-up pantry boy, but it just seemed very rhythmical at the time.’ Though he’d later admit its Sleuth origins, the same chorus contains an uncanny similarity with the plot of Henry Green’s Loving, a 1945 novel about life below stairs in an Irish stately home involving a scheming pantry boy and the theft of a ring.
>Less obvious is its possible debt to the 1961 film version of Shelagh DELANEY’s A Taste Of Honey where Rita Tushingham as Jo tells her classmates she can’t come out dancing that night: ‘I haven’t got any clothes to wear for one thing.’ Morrissey still insisted his similar lyric came ‘from total experience’, explaining how ‘for years and years I never had a job, or any money. Consequently I never had any clothes whatsoever. I found that on those very rare occasions when I did get invited anywhere I would constantly sit down and say, “Good heavens, I couldn’t possibly go to this place tonight because I don’t have any clothes, I don’t have any shoes.” So I’d miss out on all those foul parties. It was really quite a blessing in disguise.’

You alri heeb

their best album

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tried to fight the four kings but died then realised i had to beat sif first but instead i'm just going to do the DLC

the gf

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new Hardcore History is out lads

u read much eliot or crane? they were legit
what does ur body have to do with killing me
yeh fair point lol i once was completely sober going to an empty bar in shoreditch and the bouncer just said to me we dont want your kind here and wouldn't let me in lol

tone it down with all the words please

>white ork

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the witcher 3 is the only rpg worth playing

Literally you

god she's so fit

this is so wrong

no freaks allowed

smack den and gay brothel sounds like a good shout

Ummm no sweaty, that's Disintegration

let's meet in London
no virgin freaks please

don't think you'll take me seriously as I look young and there's such an age gap

not the "Sicilian" mutt
dont slander me x
would LOVE for poley to slobber on my willy
pfm

actually think sicilian lad could do some form of comedy
his bizarre face would work well with it

might leave the house later

Fuck off Nonce

I dress quite well if I do say so myself so the guy basicly though I am so ugly that he would rather not have me in there as it would bring donw the mood lol
lad if u're coming to kill me i dont care what u look like

Imagine

just found out my dog is gay lads

Best Cure songs:
>why can't I be you
>from the edge of the deep green sea

is £50k the price of a human life.

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meet you at Founders Arms by the Tate

1 weeks pay for me

My gcse history teacher was her cousin

alri meet me at 70a berwick street in soho

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who you calling a hitman on x

any man man in?

*twirls penis*
*builds things*
*bes physically imposing*
*fights in wars*

better to find out now than later

I'm literally screeching just from seeing him wear a Burzum shirt

had an interview today where, if successful, i would become toilbergs deputy

this but with a better band who make better music

told the GF i watch anime, she took it pretty well

it's 'A Forest' for me. simple as.

>Best Smith songs
Them all

are these walk ins real?
walk in and get a shag? how good lookin are they? all got AIDS?

Sicily isn't even ugly
not a model but not as bad as everyone makes out

by outside i mean in my yard

would like a gf NOW

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Just realised that what I want to create is like the Scouts, except with less focus on bushcraft and with more focus on dealing with the actual shit in the real world.

don't fall into the waterfall lol

yeah, some are fit, some not so
safe sex is paramount

its those doors that say 'models upstairs' always wondered what it's like but at like £30 for a bj/hj it can't be much other than service from an eastern european munter

alright i'll be knocking on doors in a weeks/two weeks time

Big brain

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if he

>lost weight
>got a haircut
>groomed his facial hair
>took care of his skin
>put on some muscle
>got his life in order(education, good job, stopped spamming racist shit on the 'chon, got a social life)

etc he might, MIGHT be able to get a GF

bring some girls yeah?

its cemetery gates

*enters the thread*

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He's not ugly. But it really depends on where you live. Like if the guy lived here, he would be significantly below average.

safe sex is great sex
you better wear a latex
because you dont want that late text
that "i think i'm late", text

It's called being a social worker

my IQ is 94
pretty average t b h

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