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dont care

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had a bad dream where i got ass cancer because my gene 54 wasn't working and stopping my body producing a compound with the chemical formula Wales(3) so I died

what the fuck does this mean

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hi me mates x

not a bloody racist but when girls say racist things it turns me on

is there such thing as a racism fetish?

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>MAN I'VE KNOCKED FAGGOTS OUT IN EVERY BAR FROM HERE TO NOME, ALASKA

OK jimbo it's not the 70s anymore you fucking faggot

christ that guy gets on my nerves

Would you move to Belgium to live with her and be her little fuck toy?

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What are the benefits of Brexit? Seriously. Seems like it's just going to ruin our country to be honest.

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How can people say he's gay when he's pointing directly at the titties?

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OH GOD YES

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a right to self determination, sovereign borders and increased trade

listening to the strokes

Were not leaving the EU

great joke lad

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mentioned

Having one ciggie a day won't hurt right?

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probably not but it's hard to limit yourself once you're hooked

I never have more than one a day

Only smoke when I’m out on a Friday night
End up paying a quid a ciggie in the smoking area

the state of that snack table is what's bothering me the most

Pints, me wife & the game. Simple as.

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would eat all of the monster munch and piss in the vimto to protest communism

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dad died today lads

mum called when I was at work and I ignored it, called back 2 hours later and he was dead after a big stroke

call your dad now while you can

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Monster Munch mentioned

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fucking STATE

n wot a bootiful game it iz 2

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with a bit of willpower you can keep that up for years but the nicotine will start to fuck with you
snuff isnt really bad for you and covers the addiction/withdrawl/cravings though
but 1 a day cant be good for you either

>would eat all of the monster munch and piss in the vimto to protest communism

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F

I switched to a small e cig. Can just usb charge it and i dont smell like shit/die early. (Probably)

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mines already dead

never happened

would anyone here honestly rather be around the wogs and pink haired dykes at that lewisham labour meeting than these two lads at the pub?

god i wish that were me

RIP

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sorry mate :-(

Grim situation

Why are there so many plastic fucking plates when the only thing on the table is bloody crisps?

Do champagne socialists eat crisps on a plate?
Is that what they do?
On top of that, despite the excess plates there are ZERO plastic cups.
Are people supposed to keep swigging out of the same bottle?
Or does the entire bottle belong to one person but the cunt decided to put it on the snack table to mock everyone else as some sort of sick power grab thing?

This image raises so many questions

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>a right to self determination
The EU already has self-determination. We vote in MEPs.

>sovereign borders
Trade deals with new countries will most likely involve allowing in more migrants from those countries.

>increased trade
Signing new trade deals will take a very long time. So it will be ages before we replace our existing trade with new trade.

Probably true 2bh.

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my condolences lad

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unbelievable how much of a social turnoff anime is
second someone mentions it i lose all respect for them

> that capitalist pig who digs his hand into a shared crisp packet
yuck!

dont read reddit spaced posts sorry try Jow Forumsunitedkingdom xxx

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This is it by the strokes might be in my top 5 fave albums

>shared crisp packet
what kind of a pauper shares a packet of that size?

closed minded as fuck, nobody wants to be your mate anyway you small brained goofy

Would you rather be a 6"4 black guy with an 8inch dick or a blonde 10/10 white girl with big tits?

cat has gone missing and my mum is very sad

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based potato nigger
Brexit means brexit

t. anime nonce

blonde 10/10 white girl with big tits, not sure how that's even a fair competition really... bit unfair if you ask me

hope he's safe and gets back soon x

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Oh, Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
From glen to glen, and down the mountain side.
The summer's gone, and all the roses falling,
It's you, it's you must go and I must bide.

But come ye back when summer's in the meadow,
Or when the valley's hushed and white with snow,
It's I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow,
Oh, Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so!

But when ye come, and all the flowers are dying,
If I am dead, as dead I well may be,
You'll come and find the place where I am lying,
And kneel and say an Ave there for me.
And I shall hear, though soft you tread above me,
And all my grave will warmer, sweeter be,
For you will bend and tell me that you love me,
And I shall sleep in peace until you come to me!

>expecting lefties to have even the faintest grasp of how the real world works
it's a wonder they can dress themselves in all honesty
they have as much nous as a 4 year old

whichever just flip a coin

don't know what this image is of but can't be bothered to open it in my hard drive so if this is offensive then I apologise to all

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XANAX is hands down the best benzo

shame its so expensive

nice pic are ronnie

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he is actually bent isnt he

yes, i watch anime, and no, i'm NOT a nonce!
you sound like someone who hates it because of the fan base when really you've never watched a good anime in your pathetic, miserable excuse of a life.

yes

I hope for the sake of the funeral he doesn't have one of those mongy stroke faces

have friends they're just not corporeal

based

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i hate sand
it's coarse and rough and it gets everywhere

schizo

>hurddrudd put your mum on the phone i put another nail through my foot
fucking jimbo
guy's lucky he's my only chum with two dozen straps else i'd be rid of the sumbitch

been trying to entice/cajole/trick people into posting in the thread before last
been at it for over an hour
no takers
might just give up

hi its me ur frend

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>Darling? Why were mummy's knickers tucked under your pillow?

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(((POR)))
(((NED)))

held together with Botox and Xanax

me on the left

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Well whatever option you pick you have to be fucked by the other option so it's really just a gay test

poor Ned

>makes post more readable
>"hurr durr you must be from reddit"

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mummy mummy mummyyyyy

test

>Now he that betrayed him gave them a sign, saying, Whomsoever I shall kiss, that same is he: hold him fast. And forthwith he came to Jesus, and said, Hail, master; and kissed him

oh look leftypol proxymong is back

bf wanted a pair to try on

milk truck just arrive

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got bad anxiety

those aren't milkers
THESE are milkers

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choon
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imagine being a male who gets panic attacks

my mother never looked at me like that or anything close to it