Cute half cousin visits on family reunion

>Cute half cousin visits on family reunion
>she start breathing on me
> Aunt says ''ha ha user she would totally do you''
>Cousin looks me right in the eye and gives a laugh
>Later I go to spy on her in the bathroom
>I hear heavy breathing and shes whispering my name

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The cletus meme was true. Tell me user, do you live in a trailer in Mississippi?

You’re making us look bad

based and redpilled

>half cousin
Literally nothing wrong with that

Cali

>Later I go to spy on her in the bathroom

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co*sties are absolutely disgusting people

Memes aside, there's nothing unusual about cousins fooling around. When I was younger, I used to take showers with cousin who was a year older than me. In one sense it was great, since I was showering with a naked girl and soaping up her body. On the other, it was kind of torture, because she didn't want to go all the way and just have sex, so I never got to do that with her. But I don't regret it. And I'm not some methed-up redneck; I went to a good university after that, etc.

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>tfw hottest cousin fucked a nig

what the fuck
this is not real

oh no no no no

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>a story that never happened

Same. It's weird if you never fucked around with a cousin if you ask me.

Yikes

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Actually, I take this back. I just remembered the time when I fapped with my cousin's used bikini as a young lad.

Go for it my man. Just don't have kids with her

Invite her to watch some movies alone in your room, you know the rest.

Being real for a second, half-cousin is genetically distant enough so that there wouldn't be any real problems.

"Kissing cousins" has been an expression/cultural meme for centuries. I'm not sure why this stuff surprises people. Realistically, if you put mixed-gender teens together who are around the same age, there will probably be some "fooling around" now and then.

Cousins aren't that closely related. Even first cousin offspring rarely yield any issues.

>be me
>at my cousins house
>avoid talking to her so as to not be suspected of wanting incest

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What exactly makes her a half cousin? Is she not biologically related to you?

Did it fit you?

Half uncle/aunt's kids = half cousin

t. flyover

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Well? How did it go user
>t. No female cousins within 15 years of me