There are almost 16,000 nuclear weapons currently on earth

Have you ever been in France?

Yes

We have 300, but don't worry, they're only small ones. Very small ones.
They're more like firecrackers, in fact.
So it's more like 15,600.

But how many are operational? They don't have eternal shelf life.

Ours are mostly pointed at Montenegro (for obvious reasons).

It Seems that there are around 9400 of them stored in military arsenals.

The problem today is that the carrier is the most expensive part, otherwise we would have seen more of these things.

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And they're all gay. Case and point, chem trails make the frogs gay.

Your logic fails my young man, the french were gay since long before the plane was invented.

And this is a good think. Nukes are the only thing preventing global war.

This. Ukraine would know.

At least half of them are with the good guys in Russia. No need to worry.

this
we will blow up everything
but later
youtube.com/watch?v=xLPgIdg9Rng

Pls nuke the US and not us, Satan

Someone do this.

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>global arsenal is only like a couple gigatons
>couldn't wipe out more than half even if we tried
Just stay away from major cities and military bases and you're fine

i will be fine in Moscow?
i think i will

Y-yes you'll be fine in Moscow.

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Chemtrails are used for weather modification. Or right now they are probably still practising and making tests. They used the same stuff in Beijing Olympics btw.

youtube.com/watch?v=LmORDmA6-To

Nuclear weapon is just a Hollywood creation:

youtube.com/watch?v=hkoBwFYitlU

But what about the giant mutants appearing afterwards?
Not everyone have a gun.

If nuclear weapons aren't real what is red button for?

I think I'll quickly flee to Aruba or Suriname.

Nice bait user, but only 40 year old moms actually belive this.

It most likely isn't even in the circuit.

Watch the John Brennan video. When those guys speak about a possibility of something, it means that they already have been doing it for a long time.

Let's meet in St Martin/Sint Maarten ?

We need to defend ourselves against foreign astroids

Play Fallout Shelter to train yourselves.
Apparently, the survivors will set up massive installations underground, including weapon workshops, and will manufacture assault guns and flamethrowers out of alarm clocks and desk fans.

Does anyone else like to play around with the Nukemap? I like to imagine that I have an arsenal of 100 MT warheads and see how many fatalities I can get.

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Literal autism or underage

>says the fucking swede
You're all autistic faggots

t. Finn

don't woray even if there is nuclear holocaust you will survive to live in a barren lightly radiated landscape with pockets of heavy radiation and roaming bands of third world gangs killing and eating people

Don't forget the raping! don't forget the raping.
By radioactive, giant mutant dicks.

Good, fuck E*rth

They should've used up all of the nukes when they still had a chance. Now they're rotting in depots. What a waste of money just to let them rot and get worn out without using a single one.

They are replaced on a regular basis and the old ones are converted to nuclear fuel for reactors IIRC

I didn't know that. Then are they still making nuclear warheads to replace their outdated and depreciated ones? Isn't it against NPT? I thought since both US and Russia ratified NPT, they've stopped producing nukes altogether.

And none of them in Latin America.

You're welcome world.

Production still happens yes, but its very limited, it was considered better then keeping old (possibly dangerous) warheads.

Nukes do not exist. Yeah go ahead and read that a second time.

I'm seriously suppose to believe there are weapons of INSANE destruction proportion and not a single one has been fabricated and/or stolen and used to blow up a city? Where are the nuclear terror attacks? There's allegedly tens of thousands of nukes and 7+ billion human beings on this planet. I'm SUPPOSE TO BELIEVE NOT A SINGLE HUMAN IN 7 BILLION ISN'T EVIL ENOUGH TO STEAL A NUKE AND BLOW UP A CITY?

Yeah no, nukes aint real.

You dont just steal a nuke, like you dont just dont steal the Mona Lisa. Quite some incidents happened in the 50s tho.

Also, even if you stole one, they are pretty useless. For that specific warhead to go of a number of timed explosions need to happen at exactly the right interwalls. They will do so if you enter the correct keycode for that specific warhead, otherwise nothing will happen at all and that keycode isnt really stored with the weapon if thats what you think.

these fuckers are lurking all over the world as we speak
>24 × Trident II D5 SLBM with up to 12 MIRVed W76 or W88 (300–475 ktTNT) nuclear warheads each, range 6,100 nmi (11,300 km; 7,000 mi)

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Mate if you have the explosive in your hands you don't need a code, the fucker is right there you can just short whatever wires need to be shorted.

>Mate if you have the explosive in your hands you don't need a code, the fucker is right there you can just short whatever wires need to be shorted

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Thats not how nukes work user...

Nukes aren't that powerful

Oh sorry I didn't realize you had a couple to study yourself.

new tests with filtered 4k60fps footage when?

You dont need to have them in your hand to not be a compleatly ignorant retard. There are plenty of publications out there to read.

>A lot of them are americans

Almost enough to wipe this shitty world off

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*block your path*

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O_O

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>Le Terrible
Mes côtés.

Activate it.

Target destination : Unknow

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bien joué

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Give me a nuke and I'll set the fucker off.

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Kys

and yet not a single one has been dropped on me..

what kind of bs is this.

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For not beeing a paranoid conspiracy theorist?

Nukes exist and everyone who isnt a compleate autist knows this.

Go back to rebbit

This, nukes doesn’t real

Great agrument user

Thats not enough
you can barely nuke entire israel with that

>Firecrackers
Actually they're just glorified matches. Really you shouldn't care about it.