/brit/

>really ashamed that the snail mail spammer spastic on /mu/ is a brit

I don't use /mu/

> not lying about your virginity status
t. not a virgin but used to lie about it all the time when I still was one

Thanks for helping society

*mildly irritates you*

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bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-44836358
oh no no no no

cringe when australians say "g'day mate" in games, TV, etc. especially if they're also wearing that hat. you know the one i mean.
you might as well have them be a kangaroo that hops in wearing an australian flag t-shirt, waving the sydney 2000 flag and downing a pint of vegemite ale while conspicuously dropping the Qantas ticket they used to fly in before giving us a rendition of "Beds are burning" on a didgeridoo.

Okay, this is epic.

snap

>MRW someone says I look like Sheldon Cooper

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I meant actually saying "the p word" instead of "paki"

what's a good anglo saxon coin or artefact to buy
feel like celebrating my heritage

Saying what I am is Taboo in the UK?

g'day is arguably just as common as saying "hey" so it's not like it's inaccurate

alri

comfy af

why get married when the western gynocentric laws favour a woman getting dicked by another man and taking half your shit

Buy a ticket to Jutland and visit your ancestral homeland

lads do you prefer sue or choa?

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Oi oi is Sheldon Cooper posting with us??

I purposely use an aussie twang and start saying mate when I'm overseas just to fuck with the natives

With the advent of tinder you now have to compete with every chad within 100 miles it's fucking over

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WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?

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nobody says it here

Why, lad? Most girls I know find him quite attractive. Take it as a compliment.

no bc he's a fictional characte rwhile i'm a real person u idiot

you guys suck, what a shitty general you have!

gf wants to go out shopping but id rather stay in and play fortnite so now shes in a mood

really?
fucking hell

someone please fuck me im cute and skinny uwu

You can't lose if you're not playing.

It's wriggly circle innit

queenstown>christchurch>wellington>auckland

homealone but in reverse

This. You will never find a woman if you don't have 100% respect for women and have a great personality. That's why 1.5 million British women are victims of domestic violence every year.

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>Just 1% of the 9,115 kids' books published in 2017 had someone black or minority ethnic as the main character despite the fact nearly a third of all primary school-age children are non-white.

youtube.com/watch?v=-mlA3cJP1hY

The one with 8 sides, don't know what it's called hahhahahah.

gf wants to suck my cock but I said "fuck off. you're not even real" so now she's in a mood

Incels are not the vile monsters painted by the media, but rather victims of circumstance, and we should all empathise with them and institute government programs to help young men get laid.

Damn zoomers just go outside and get the fuck off dating apps

>nearly a third

nearly a third

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don't know how much longer I can keep living this static quasi-'life' I aimlessly lead devoid of any purpose or perceivable goal

Almost got laid off of tinder once

White washing

how do you know for sure if you're gay lads

do you work for Tinder?

Almost installed tinder once

You could do what I do and buy event tickets and get a better job

In the future prostitution will be seen as humanitarian line of work, and the government will issue annual "sex stamps" to lonely men. There will be a peace between the sluts and virgins that will last a thousand years.

So i'm looking this guy up and I still can't work out what he does. Is a substitute for a sports team?

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queenstown and wanaka are far too touristy desu, lovely area though
I was in wanaka for a ski holiday a few years ago and I could genuinely only hear spanish and german in the supermarkets

give it a go

Just did a poo. Absolutely rocketed out of my arse.

I'm a cultural animist

You gotta suck a dick and let him cum inside. If you get hard during it you're gay. If you drink the cum and don't feel aroused you're straight as a needle

I have zero sympathy for men who fell for the marriage meme. If you think your partner might die just get them to write a will which gives you everything, why expose yourself to this nonsense. The big wedding is a narcissistic status symbol anyway.

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So hard to see the bad in my girlfriend yet I struggle with breaking up because I am lonely and bored without her

Terrible situation to be in lads

Is Who Wants to be a Millionaire just a game of luck?

I mean, there's 33.34% chance of being right unless the person happen to know the answer, and lifelines can only get you so far into the game.

Let's say there are 15 questions with 4 choices each. Let's also say there are 3 lifelines: call-a-friend, 50-50, and ask-the-audience.

For each of the 15 questions, there is only 1 correct answer, and 3 incorrect answers, so immediately your chances are 1/3 = 33.34%. You can use each lifeline once. Using phone-a-friend, let's say gives you a 95% chance the person you call is correct. So 1 question is 95%. Similarly, we can say ask-the-audience gives you a 95% chance. Finally, 50-50 will remove 2 wrong answers, so you have 1 right answer and 1 wrong answer, so you basically know the answer. To recap:

Question 1: 33.34%
Question 2: 33.34%
Question 3: 33.34%
Question 4: 95%

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I am female. I’ll tell you the best “pick up line” that was ever used on me.

I was wearing a short skirt and standing up on this curb. This complete stranger saw me standing there and with a huge grin on his face, he came over and said, “Hi beautiful stranger” and just picked me up, threw me over his shoulder and carried me away. I was thinking WTF? But I also found it really hilarious, like who does something like that? So I was intrigued. And he was pretty aggressive in instigating sex once we were alone. And that turned me on because most guys are just pansies and never instigate anything these days, and I like dominant men. I realize some women would probably scream rape or something, but he really impressed me.

Just a while ago, some old man up at the pool said to me, “You are one hot firecracker, you could be a swimsuit model!” And he was checking me out so hard it was obvious and kind of made me feel self conscious. Because for the record, I do not look like a swimsuit model LOL. But apparently he thought so, and he was going on and on about how hot he thought I was for like ten minutes. I know most girls would probably be creeped out by that, but I just said thanks and thought it was kind of funny. There was no way I was sexually interested in him, but I still took it as a compliment.

So hopefully if you do ask some girl to fuck you and she’s not interested, she’ll still take it as a compliment. Maybe not though, some girls really hate being objectified.

I don’t like being objectified really, but I still like to feel attractive to the opposite sex, so I always take it as a compliment when guys hit on me or give me cat calls.

HURR DURR YOU'RE NOT BEING REPLACED

>nearly a third of all primary school-age children are non-white

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>nearly a third
just end me fám

kek

Yup, this one's going in my "Nightmare fuel" compilation

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Jews can't be cute

the japanese are so ugly

can every just slow down the posting for a bit I need to read this

they wont hide their glee when the next census comes out

even when saying g'day, "g'day mate" to people you've only just met, while in europe or america, feels like the kind of thing that would never be said unless you were taking the piss

Wasn't me!

wrong
I live in a Jewish area

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Can't wait to see what London looks like. Reckon 35% white british.

he deserves all of it
kid probably isn't his

you can read?

nah mate not a word

OwO

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copped the snail mail LP and EP
sounds like some stupid teenage american tv show soundtrack but I like it anyway

Disgusting

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Me and the GF out to lunch lads

*changes twitter location to hell*
*sets bio to "may contain snark, puns and wine"*

hello

you bought them without listening to them first?

where do i end and you begin?

morning boys

I want to pound her into oblivion

It should be pretty obvious mate

Too much words, Grugg confused

my sister's cute