NORDIC FRIENDSHIP THREAD

NORDIC FRIENDSHIP THREAD

This thread is about NORDIC countries being friendly with each other and enemies with everyone else.

Nordics
>Finland, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Iceland
Nordic allies
>Baltics, Turkey, China
Possible allies
>Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Switzerland, Belgium
Mortal Enemies
>Russia, Netherlands, USA
Regular enemies
>everyone else

Why Should we be Friends?
Because we are the best. NO one else is on our level, except the ones i listed in POssible allies and unfortunately our mortal enemy the netherlands.
This is about ONLINE FRIENDSHIP and unity of us supreme nations. We will be friends and we will support and protect each other. We will be invincible. Just imagine it:

>Usa: USA best coountry we have big miolitary
>Sweden: hahaha, You could Not even stand a chance against us , you dumb bitch, you haven't even got educated people
>Iceland: that is so true, USA has millions of uneducated beaners and niggers, and they are the future of USA, they can not keep USA at the top of the world
>Canada; so what the same thign is happening to sweden!
>Finland: Yes but only in Malmö everywehere else they are fine!
>Denmark: True, Sweden is one of the best countries in the world

>Russia: haahah! soon i will invade nordics!
>Norway: Lmao You can try but Finland alone has 900k Soldiers and you can not compete with us we have good economy, morale is high, we will kill you and make Greater Finnland
>Finland: Yes come at us

>Netherlands: Huh HOw can nordics be the best when I am better than Sweden ?!
>All countries in the world : Shut up drug addict idiot

inb4
>hello Caj-görän
Shut up I am not a Swede and I do not want NORDICS to unite In Real Life I don't want us to become one Country all I want is for us to realize just how superior we are to all other countries
>Finland only has one brother, that is ESTONIA
Yes Estonia is very cute and our brother, but we need to be realistic , they are not on our level in terms of best countries unlike NORDICS

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Other urls found in this thread:

forbes.com/sites/duncanmadden/2018/03/27/ranked-the-10-happiest-countries-in-the-world-in-2018/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armenoid_race
youtube.com/watch?v=ajtW-DrV-ps
twitter.com/AnonBabble

First. FUCK SWEDEN

>what ? ?what do you mean nordics are so superior+

Check this out.
forbes.com/sites/duncanmadden/2018/03/27/ranked-the-10-happiest-countries-in-the-world-in-2018/
Happiest countries in the world
#1 FINNLAND
#2 NORWAY
#3 DENMARK
#4 ICELAND
#9 SWEDEN

Yes I know Sweden is not #5 as they should be but they have been having (((trouble))) lately, it is forgivable since we have history and we love them as a brother. We will help Sweden even though they are embarrassing us, we must help our brother ALL NORDICS help Sweden!

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Shan't be allied with any leaf

Fuck off Russian Mongoloid

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>t. Finnish refugee

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Oh come on Canada is a very nice rich smart country, They can almost be Nordic, I think we need to consider them as a candidate to being nordic along with Australia, new zealand, Switzerland and belgium.

Also, I forgot to add m*crostates to enemies.

Fuck r*ssia they are enemies of Nordics and the world, Nordics are the protectors, role models of the world

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love you bröther

Another fantasy nordick tread

Based. Fuck the d*tchoids

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We are nords

Op picture is really cute.

more nordic than finns by all metrics.
-more similar language
-more similar genetics
-shared history.

No you're not, and neither are Finns.You are Celtic Iberians and Finns are the same Haplogroup as Inuits on Greenland.

Yes, I like it

ALso Italy is an ally to the Nordics I forgot to add them in my first post

Love you too my dear brother

Get out terrorist

I would have said more nasty things about them too but I ran out of characters

delete this post

Scotland is Nordic engl*nd is enemy of Nordics

I agree :)

Delete these posts

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I'M BURNING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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These people on Greenland share the same Haplogroup as Finns and Saami people

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based

No they don't. Kys Mahmut from Scania

Haplogroup N

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all fucking swedes must fucking hang

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Kill all Finns

Fuck off Finnish Mongoloid I'm Swedish, you will never be Swedish you fucking cockroach

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> Nordic allies
T*rkey
Fuck you

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the one on the right is qt

t. Muhammed al-Scania, killer of blonde people and scourge of Malmö

>possible allies
>Australia
nah fuck off cunt i'd rather scrape my scrotum across a thousand miles of sandpaper

>China is an Ally, USA an enemy
I'm cool with the US. I'd even try to emigrate there if it was actually possible for me.
I don't agree with an alliance with a toxic slave pit.
>Belgium a possible ally
Maybe if they pull their shit together and get their corruption under control, and also lynch the EU commision.
>Norway relying on others to repel invaders
Yeah, you got us. We're standing on the US' big beefy NATO shoulders just like most of europe does, and it is shameful. We suck.

How do we not have a shared history with the finns?

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I'm Swedish you subhuman

No Hassan, you are not

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A lot of you seem to be misunderstanding what it is to be Nordic. So i will clarify

Being Nordic IS about
>Being the best countries in the world!

Being Nordic IS NOT about
>location
>race
>history
>culture
>language

It is too hot I worry this heat will turn us into negros

Greenland is Nordic

No, be nice

Turkey is a good country and a friend to us and an enemy to our enemies . They are a valuable ally

You are not only a possible ally, but a possible NORDIC

USA is an evil country who thinks they are best but they are worst in reality, China is our ally and our economic partner, our great puppet
Belgium is on par with us and not evil like neth*rlands
Norway not relying on others but getting help from brothers in an invasion of all of us,

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>they don't speak our language
>they were irrelevant to us until the 1600s
>we didn't consider them our equals
>they are not the same race as us
>most swedes know FUCK all about finns
i couldn't tell you what their president is, if they even have a president, what their culture is, what they do all day.
all i know about finland is from Jow Forums.

Fuck off Pekka you Wide faced tiny skulled bitch.

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What? Being nordic is about being Icelandic, Finnish, Danish, Swedish, Faroese or Norwegian.

These are awful posts. Not what this thread is about, please LEAVE

*Squeezes your cheekbones together* Shut your mouth you Mong

We already have cooperation, but I guess this is just a threadly reminder.
We should act as a group against continentals and anglos and russians.

finns are fucking WORTHLESS.

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Beware of the Brachycephalic race invading Scandinavia.

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why are you so mad?

Yes but I think we need to be more united on here on Jow Forums because we have banter, but it is mean banter against each other, wwe should be supportive of each other and against our enemies together. Then we would be invincible, because Our countries are indeed the best in the world and the only ones who can credibly criticize us are OURSELVES! United we would be unstoppable!

>100% germanic scandinavian aryan ancestry, kaj-göran

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i love all of you so so much

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>turkey
>ally
I don't think so, Tim.
France.. now that's an ally!

>Nordic allies
>>Baltics, Turkey, China
Fuck off your Tengri worshipping Asian fuck

They're pretty innovative though, and their school system seems to output very pleasing results in comparison to the rest of the western world.

How do you deal with tfw no furry bf, my Nordic brothers

sure hello frens

Germany you are so cute and you have always been an ally of Finland and our big brother, we love you too but unfortunately you are not on our level, you are too poor, stupid and bad at being a first world country. I hope one day you become smarter, richer and better ! :)

Turkey is good, enemy of our enemies, friend of us and they make kebab restaurants, don't cause harm to us. Good guys.
France of course, I like France, they were one of the first countries to recognize Finland's independence (along with Brother Sweden, poor brother Germany and evil r*ssia)
But France is too poor and stupid like Germany very bad at being on our level, they can not compete with us, I hope some day they will get better

Fuck Tengri we are Christian, Proud Protestants and readers of Kierkegaard

This is a good post my friend, this is because we are NORDIC, i.e. one of best countries in the world. This thread is about the best countries in the world look at how dominant we are
forbes.com/sites/duncanmadden/2018/03/27/ranked-the-10-happiest-countries-in-the-world-in-2018/

←Caucasian face

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Nordick= no dick. Haha

>USA is an evil country who thinks they are best but they are worst in reality, China is our ally and our economic partner, our great puppet
>Belgium is on par with us and not evil like neth*rlands
I get that you're from Finland dude, but I really think you should give sobriety a chance before you post.

Jelly that you're not part of our socialist utopia?

stupid neighbors not buying our planes

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←Caucasian face

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←Caucasian face

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>wanting to be friends with indo-europeans
kys

Holy shit. Finn in Sweden.

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wtf is this

Nor means giant, terrorist

Not about race my friend but the fact is that they are the only ones who are on our level. Of course, we are the best
forbes.com/sites/duncanmadden/2018/03/27/ranked-the-10-happiest-countries-in-the-world-in-2018/
but no one else can compete with us. Only Nordics. That is why we are friends. because we are the elites of the world. The best nations. No one else can stand up to us if we are together!

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Im a finn with a gay alien nordic skull
71 cephalic index, or maybe it's meso

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71 is Bleached Tier also what's your facial Index?

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Mesoprosopic, so a typical finn facial wise.

so what is this? do i just measure around my skull? where? i juust got 60 on the first measurement.

Do the Cephalic Index also

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←Caucasian face!!!!!

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Where's Russia?

How goes it, fellow nords?

There's a whole Wiki page dedicated to the Armenoid Race

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armenoid_race

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tell me how.

←Caucasian face

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Why are you posting turks now?

Swedes, make sure to throw Arnstad and Aagård into your forest fires.

>they are not the same race as us
But we are, we are in the same European cluster as you.

what am i?

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Like this

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>nordic allies
>Turkey
remove

dunno if i got it right. but here it is

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←Mongoloid's face

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No alliance can stop me from punching a Finn.

wildlife, fauna, zoo tier

russia is nordic okay

THIS THREAD IS NOT ABOUT SKULLS!!!! CUT IT OUT


in hell I hope

Engl*nd demon country,

Good guys who cause us no trouble. We like Turks, they are fun friendly and nice. Our allies.

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←Mongoloid's face

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Finns are the Zainichis of Scandinavia

i did it again and got 22 and 14.
it's hard to know where to measure from

You are the enemy of the world, Nordics = Saviors, Rulers, Kings of the World

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Kys painfully.

Finns got an equal right to attend the king's court right from the start in the 1200's. Also when Gustav Wasa was building his castle he insisted to get Finnish blacksmiths doing the work, because Swedes can't do shit. That we know from the books.

This is your race:

youtube.com/watch?v=ajtW-DrV-ps

This whole thing is fucking hilarious.

>Swedish anthropoligists says that all ugly Swedes are Finns
>phenotypes that they claim as classic Swedish are actually in minority

Kek.

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spǿr meg kva som helst om norrǿnt
spǿr meg hva som helst om norrǿnt
fråga mig vad som helst om fornnordiska
spǿrg mig hvad som helst om oldnordisk
ask me anything about Old Norse

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If Swedes weren't vikings how comes the vast majority of runestones found talking about voyages to England are found in Sweden?

Hmmmmmmm.

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æru þu enær negær?

when will sw*des stop stealing our skåne VIKANGz history?

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