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Townsends nice

>projecting your own self hatred onto your country
sad

Stemoids just don't want those things because they are virgins

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grug freak

do people really rent and buy stuff on amazon prime video?

Like wtf I'm already paying for this shit why would I pay more?

would love to stamp on her disgusting fucking face

then i must set my gigantic poos on your roof.
what's that?
>Crossrail
I know it. I mentioned it because I guess I'll use it from central London to Heathrow.
>Around Big-ben we cannot take a photo
u wot m8
tell me in detail

I have slowed down my self-improvement and it makes me feel liek shit

the axe is swift and reckless
feel the grain and split it wide

>foy

for me? it's the radical alan/lyricspammer fusion

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never reply to me again
dropped your hat mate

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>Makers of the Swiss chocolate bar, Toblerone, are to scrap its latest incarnation which saw wide gaps between its distinctive triangular chunks.

>That version was introduced in 2016 to reduce its weight but drew criticism, with some likening it to a bike rack.

>US-based Mondelez International said the new shape had not been a "perfect long-term answer" for its customers.

>Now it plans to increase the current size from 150g to 200g and revert to making it in its traditional shape.

Proof, if more proof were needed, that BREXIT worked!

>u wot m8
>tell me in detail

Big ben and the houses of parliament are being refurbished for the next few years, they're covered in scaffolding, not joking

>watching golf is boring

There's literally nothing more comfy

Now playing golf...THAT is boring

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>never reply to me again
Just have

more of the 'tube

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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shittttttttttt
>scaffolding
it's for reforming construction?
if so that makes sense sadly...

>u wot m8
>tell me in detail

Big Ben is under repairs so the entire tower is encased in scaffolding. You literally cannot see it. You can get a picture with the buildings around it, which is the Palace of Westminster and very pretty and iconic, but from now until 2022 you will not be able to get a picture with Big Ben in the background

foy
I'll bet you're a yankee's yankee too

hmmm im not so certain on this one wacky bruce mate

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are those titty pics of her real

you're a fucking embarrassment
fuck off already.
bet you wont do it again :P xx

niggers

only with an artificial bureaucratic monstrosity such as the European Union would a Luxembourger or a Belgian ever manage to rise to the top of other Europeans to ever be in a position of authority

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the building of the Parliament is still available for taking a photo except for the part of Big-ben, right?

decided diet pepsi tastes a lot better than pepsi max

and that's a good thing

Most of it, yes.

sue

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why bother with any of it? just drink regular pepsi.

HATE people from benelux nations
they're probably the most needlessly smug and haughty of all the continentals

thoughts on this lass?

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Gardaí believe an African national who was convicted of causing serious harm to two former partners by infecting them with HIV may have passed the virus on to up to five other women.

In the first case of its kind here, the State alleged the 28-year-old man was aware of his diagnosis when he infected the women and that this amounted to serious harm.

After an 11-day trial and just under four-and-a-half hours of deliberations, the jury of nine women and three men returned unanimous guilty verdicts on both charges.

Officers now fear that the man may have infected up to five other women in Dublin and other areas of the country over the past decade.

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

GOOOOOOOOOODDD BYEEEEEEEEEEEEE

youtube.com/watch?v=nFX1y62l9C4

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choob

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his hair is long

ok I must compromise with it...how grievous it is to be unable to take a photo of big-ben, which must prove that I come to London the best.

uh yeah mate i'll just take a large chips, throw in a couple dimsims, um, yeah a few battered savs
yeah and i'll just take a diet pepsi cheers, on a diet mate

have a natural distrust for people who are good at advanced maths.

hate the english
hate the irish
neutral on the scots

your thoughts on anime?

Keep in mind that your answer will HEAVILY sway my opinion of you

JOHNNY DAVIDSON

OMG I just got Winnie
I got the Honey like Winnie
Poppin' these pills, I got plenty
Ambient and I feel dizzy
You are not here you're not with me
I just put on for my city
Spending these racks like I'm Diddy
Spending these racks like I'm Diddy
OMG I just got Winnie
I got the Honey like Winnie
Poppin' these pills, I got plenty
Ambient and I feel dizzy
You are not here you're not with me
I just put on for my city
Spending these racks like I'm Diddy
Spending these racks like I'm Diddy

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fantastic posts
terrible posts

simple as.

getting fed up of the new woman in the office at toil

>talks far far far too much
>self confessed coal burner
>has no less than 6 children
>will NOT shut up about them
>always some family drama the rest of us give zero (0) shits about
>is a leftie through and through
>manages to be patronising to everyone while still being wrong
>not even attractive to offset the above points

massive reduction in banter since she started lads, can't take much more
most of you guys are alright, don't go to toil on monday

>hating most of the regions.
where do you live dude?
at least I cannot live without moe.
That's my answer.

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nae nae pepe welcome to the filter list

>has no less than 6 children
fewer

the question is how many of those children are white?

think i would know by now lad, as i said that's her main topic of conversation

johnny got a gun, he didn't bring it home, he covered it with rags and dirt
on his way to school he looked both ways, then he hid it under his shirt

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what a waste of quads

ah yes pr*testants

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Choons, cats, dogs, and football

none
admitted a few weeks back she has only ever been with black lads

heard about all of them too, turns out they're all deadbeats, bad fathers and bad boyfriends
fancy that

trudeau as a lad

... the english disease

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Janie's got a gun
Janie's got a gun
Her whole world's come undone
From lookin' straight at the sun

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*peanuts you*

lad or lass?

I bet you're the aussie nonce who posted this everyday back in 2015

no, the word you're supposed to use is fewer, not less

when talking about a mass noun, or a noun that can't be counted (water, money), you can say less "less water, less money"

however with a count noun, a noun that can be counted, you use fewer (bottles, pounds) "fewer bottles, fewer pounds"

*stomps on the irish*

Yep, not improving quickly enough for my liking. Got to catch up to my peers

*chases you*
*grabs you by the scruff of the neck*
*shoves your stupid peanuts down your ear canal*

yeah but she could still have cucked some of those black men with white men

the Isle of Wight is part of Greater Cornwall

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A quick scan on adultwork reveals that there are actually men out there who will pay £350 to have sex with a slightly overweight 54 year old woman.

>giving a shit about das Man

he is, and ill prove it.

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snopes.com/fact-check/creation-schism/

Ah yes, the lying Mick. Such a novel invention

>overweight
don't try to make it out like being thicc doesn't improve her smv

>ywn poz a naive qts neghole

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listening to skepta

honestly don't care, grammar pedantry only matters if you're writing an something important

this board and all it's content is worthless

Why didn't Romans took over Germany/Poland, but decided to go all the way to the deeps of Scotland?

wanking to skepta

Proud Jew here, my grandparents were Holocaust survivors and my grandfather is now 94yrs old and healthy as an ox!

me sitting trying to relax but i can't stop remembering all the bad decisions i've made

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any man in

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Sexier women :D Horny Roman Boys! Xd :P

tfw I find no replay on me while I got threatened by being told which my position was.

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possibly, but very unlikely

i could ask but don't want to be talked at for 20 minutes