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need a russian gf

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just been flung around tesco

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Business idea: burst the housing bubble

what exactly do i have in common with any of you pakis?

Bunch of fucking boomers in the garden next door.

The only thing I need is air, water and food TOP KEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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fancy a bottle of red tonight x

The people's flag is slightly pink,
It's not as red as most folks think.
We must not let the people know
What socialists thought long ago.

Chorus:
Don't let the scarlet banner float.
We want the middle classes vote.
Let our old-fashioned comrades sneer,
We'll stay in power for many a year.

Some years ago the flag was red;
No-one knew then what was ahead.
It witnessed many a deed and vow -
We cannot use that colour now.
Chorus

It well recalled the triumphs past,
It gave the hope of peace at last
But once in government it's plain
The red flag none shall see again.
Chorus

With heads uncovered once we swore
Always to bear it on before.
With power now our first concern
We have to let the red flag burn.
Chorus

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all you have to do is abolish the green belts

oi!

Fuck the boomers

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bands with more than 4 members are just silly

youtube.com/watch?v=DWNYHlbn2To

the song of choice

sue

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we should've sided with hitler

The cloth cap and the working class
As images are dated.
In Mandleson and Blair's regime
All lefties are frustrated.
By snappy soundbites, they have planned
To institute the promised land.
And just show that they're still sincere,
They sing the Red Flag once a year.

Firm principles and policies
Are open to objections,
And a streamlined party image is
The way to win elections.
So raise the avocados high,
The mobile phone and Fettes tie.
They stand united, raise a cheer
And sing the Red Flag once a year.

It's one step forward, two steps back,
Their dance is not so daring
A rightwards shuffle, the poor attacked,
A pause to take a bearing.
They'll change the country bit by bit
So nobody will notice it.
Then ever after never fear
They'll sing the Red Flag once a year.

No matter how far Tories go
New Labour's there before they know.
Jack Straw may be a piece of s**te
But he's right-wing, so he's all right;
And when he makes a hash of it,
Claire Short provides some real 'good shit'.
Illiberal they may appear -
The Red Flag floats high once a year.

They will not cease from mental fight
Till every wrong is righted,
And all men are equal, quite,
And all their leaders knighted.
For they are sure, if they persist
To make the New Year's honours list
Then every loyal Labour peer
Will sing the Red Flag once a year.

The colour red has had to go
In place of pale pistachio -
They dance to every tabloid's tune
And red flags just fly over tombs.

who the fuck is she?

Where you lads off to tonight? I’m supposed to be going on a date but I cba and the girl I’m seeing wants to meet after she goes pub but I cba with that either

Oi.

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My gf is making Rogan Josh at her place.

>he doesn't know about sue

SHAMEFUR DISPRAY

This day in history:
1969 – At 02:56 UTC, astronaut Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin become the first people to walk on the Moon.

Aldrin, a Presbyterian, was the first person to hold a religious ceremony on the Moon. The communion elements were the first food and liquid consumed on the Moon.

He kept it secret because of a lawsuit brought by the American Atheists over the reading of Genesis on Apollo 8.

On December 24, 1968, the crew of Apollo 8 recited Genesis chapter 1, using the King James Version text, while orbiting the Earth and moon. The Supreme Court dismissed the lawsuit due to lack of jurisdiction.

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Tesco done a number on her christ

china should be invaded and destroyed

oi oi!! hahahaha
OI!

The goal gf

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Oi.

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>to be going on a date
b, but you are an incel so you cannot go do that...
>with 2d waifu
ok
then please let me know it my master

drinking a lemsip even though i dont have a cold or headache ahaha

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ah, the centrelink employee hairdo

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oioioioioi!!!!! haha OI!

what are you like? haha

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susan

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Uh she's a med student x

alri

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There’s nothing in this world more shameful than sitting in a cinema by yourself

yuzu amanatsu, member of "band ja nai mon", official mascot of /brit/(along with karen)

>TWO (2) ear piercings
>med student
hmm

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hahahahahahaha

proxy off Bruce

alri?

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bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-44910566/wing-walking-at-the-farnborough-airshow

perfect girl at 0:40

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sitting in a sparse cinema by yourself is a great experience

this fucking stupid "oi" gimmick needs to stop

lol i got her, she is a double(so-called half) between jap and brit?

I often go to a contemporary cinema and about 50% of them go alone

Boomers talking about Fifa and Fortnite in the garden

I HAV A PENNN

I HAVE A BEECH

UHHH

BEECH PEN!!!

>talking to some american girl
>say I hate yanks
>she asks why
>dont really have an answer
why do we hate yanks again

some oi this cunt

bought mcdonalds
ate about twenty chips then puked them all up
state of me

wonder what the descendants of Plato, Socrates and Aristotle are up to nowadays

yes

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The workers' flag is blackest black
The red one's just for bureaucrats
We'll organise to smash the state
And shoot the vanguard while we wait

Then raise your blackest banners high
Workers win while fascists die
The workers' flag is blackest black
The red one's just for bureaucrats.

No descendants, they were all poofters

having a snooze an prostituting themselves for a gyro

que penses-tu de Détective Conan?
youtube.com/watch?v=LMS-FxCJY_M

I see de-su!

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Sue is half-british?

smart people know better than to have children

blacker than mboko?

POLL OF THE ATMOST IMPORTANCE
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maybe they had nieces and nephews
their DNA might still have passed down the ages

no she isn't and nor is karen

THESE NIGGAS SAY THEY HEARD OF ME

I AIN'T HEARD OF YOU

GET THE FUCK UP OUT MY FUCKIN FACE 'FORE I MURDER YOU

yeah and her mole under her lip is a tattoo

Je l'aime mais récemment je ne le regarde pas desu désolé.
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how do you get a girl like this?

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Blacker than Uluru

got called a wanker in sainsburys

UTMOST*

is there any creature more repulsive than an irish liverpool fan

oi speak english

a white woman dating a nigger

>Age
27
>Wage
£16k
>Savings
£35,000
>Homeowner/renting/live with parents
Live with parents

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the irish are undermen

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just bought the entire cure discography on vinyl

I dont care

uhm, yeah she is sweaty x

seriously? can't tell if i'm being bamboozled here, she doesn't look half-wh*te

vsm upi frvo[jrt ,u [pdy ?

think laterally

>what do you think of Detective Conan?
>I like it but recently I don't watch it sorry
I translated what we said.

Today in history:
1973 – In Lillehammer, Norway, Israeli agents kill a waiter whom they mistakenly thought was involved in the 1972 Munich Olympics Massacre.

The Israeli agents had mistaken their target for Ali Hassan Salameh, the chief of operations for Black September.

In November 1978, a British based charity worker named Erika Mary Chambers traveling on a 1975 issued British passport came to Beirut. In her early 30's, she joined British-based arms of welfare organisations supporting Palestinian refugees. Chambers rented an apartment nearby. Her fellow apartment residents noted she spent most of her time painting street scenes from the balcony of her flat, overlooking Beka Street and Rue Verdun.

Salameh was headed to his mother's for a birthday party. Chambers was on her balcony painting, with her red Volkswagen parked below. As Salameh's convoy passed the Volkswagen, 100 kg of explosive attached to the car was remotely exploded, either by Chambers or on her notification to another Mossad agent. Immediately following the operation the three Mossad officers vanished without trace

are year la

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All these uggos being posted can't compare to this perfection

Anyone who speaks Welsh can translate this thanks

KNOWLEDGE IS KING

KNOWLEDGE

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THAT'S WHY WE LOVE THE SCIENTISTS HERE ON K-JAH

half fipino

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We are ubermensch NIGGER

anime

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