Culture Pals - /cp/

Old thread dead edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?
Sign up at:
www.interpals.net

Website with pastas and scripts:
Https://culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw
qtcrawler

script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7
javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

Q: Do the scripts work?
A: It seems like they do

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>that 30 year old boomer who stalks 16 year olds on interpals

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>cp
stealth nonce thread

Shit our covers blown

How is your qt doing today guys

Just finished with Tyrone so I'm guessing pretty good

tfw no Israeli army gf

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>tfw qt palastinian girl never replied to my message

I actually would, but it's tough to get in. Only way I see would be taking up a trade as all college level job placements seem to be taken. But for trades I'd need 5 years experience I believe. I'll check the requirements again.

I would love to take a trip to Banff sooner or later though.

>4th girl in a row that tells me I look like Jake Gyllenhaal
I am a lot taller than that manlet though

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He's ugly though... they're insulting you

At least you don't look like Maggie Gyllenhaal

>he's ugly though
50th in the top 100th most handsome man alive ranking. Here's your (you) bender

do I have to put up my ugly mug on my profile or will no pics do

show benis

Is it just me or are half of the profiles of American grils fake?

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bit gay

Literally no one will respond unless you do, it's essential.

ah fuck, why must life be so difficult?

because 1 billion people = lots of inbred uggos and trash, feces, corpses and decaying infrastructure abound. You're fucked m8. Stop having so many kids and polluting our beautiful green earth.

shut up

Fine, let China annex you and enact population control laws. Then the street-shitter bug men will try to invade Japan which will mark the day of their demise.

>China annex you

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bbc.com/news/world-asia-41303082

>why you throw tvs and bodies into rivah?
>you going down indian boi!

thank god the morons on Jow Forums don't dictate China's foreign policy eh?

>dictate China's foreign policy
lol
I just posted an example of what's to come. When the super viruses from you idiots taking too many antibiotics emerges China is going to enact a scorched Earth policy on your pathetic country.

Well if you think you're fucked, why don't you just go for an Indian girl? the ones here are quite good looking imo

He wants to get out before the Corpus Virus takes over and he gets firebombed

you mean irl? I don't have too many prospects 2bh. plus I'm not really looking for a girlfriend or anything desu. online relationships aren't for me. I'm just KINDA considering this to pass the time. I used to be on chatrooms and IRCs a lot and I'm at a point where I have a lot of free time again so this could be a neat pastime

>tfw you'll never be raped by a mexican girl ;_;

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/jearydelapaz
I'd probably let her rape me

how are Israeli girls on interpals?? I mean I'm circumcised so I'm already half way there.

that will be me soon lad

It's true

*blesses the thread*

Thanks father

>girl reads message
>replies like 2 weeks later
it's not like we were speaking beforehand, literally like my second message to her

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>tfw I replied to a qt after 10 months

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lads

Yes?

wuu2?

McChilling

Lads, I'm meeting my qt soon but I have a small peenus. The thing she doesn't know about it. We've sexted before but I was so embarrassed about my tiny willy that I sent her dick pics from /soc/
What should I do? I want to have sex with her but she's in for a shock...

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Look up a product called Phallogauge.

You have no time to waste, user.

bad-dragon.com/shop

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Give me some conversation starters to revive a dying chat

I'll look into that, thanks! She'll be here in a week

I mean that could be a solution but that would be revealing my peepee situation, which I would rather avoid.

How small are you in comparison to the pic you sent? If youre like 5 inches its no big deal.

>talk to qt about how much I hate whores and that I'm pretty religious
>she agrees and says that she too is very religious
>she sends me a pic today with emojis that cover up her chest (she's not naked or anything, she's just wearing very little)
>ask "wtf"
>she says that she didn't want me to think that she is a whore
She's a whore right lads?

Yes she is. If she was truly religious she wouldn't have sent me the same pic.

Pedro por qué

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Giggled

wew

Hello there

Hola

>qt wants to exchange letters but is afraid her parents will be angry if she gets a letter from a guy
Cute

For titman
youtu.be/aK6lsst93rM

Sad bumperinho

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Sad bumperinho

rainy bump

where my frens at?

>tfw 5.5

Its enough,right guys?
t.spic

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>5.5

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Fac

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how much is that in normal units?

5.5in
13.97cm

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at least you are not a manlet right?

>filter for french flags
>set language arabic
>click qt-est fatima
>she is learning korean or japanese or chinese

Want to kill myself desu

Im 6ft so im close to one

[Spoiler] Im also strangely attracted to girls who look like Anne Frank,fucc [/Spoiler]

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Where's Randyto

My bed

Why don't you learn Korean?

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Alrready am

I'm I done for guys?
I also like Arab qts but its lesser so than "Anne's"

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Because I'm not a degenerate who likes kpop

korea has other stuff besides kpop

I guess I'm just not really interested in Asian culture then.

I talked to a 50-year-old Indian uncle. Everything was good. I asked the uncle to introduce me to his daughter.

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Kool shizzle anoninzzle do you know how she looks?

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Damn! I forgot about it.

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Where is she from?

Fugg man,do you know if she atleast looks decent?

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bumparaga