/brit/

can't believe frank skinner is in his 60s

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fathom wanting to be a hairdresser as a 'man'

>tfw no thicc jew wife

i'd fuck my ugly ex in the ass all the time with no lube and she would whimper but say nothing as i came in her. came in her ass on her parent's bed once (she was 18). think that's why she broke up with me, bc it hurt

current gf has not let me fuck her ass yet and says she never will. not happy

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MEAN AND GRASPING RUNT COMEDIAN

*pokes head around the corner*

PARKLIFE

simply cannot go on /v/ without shitposting. just cannot reist the urge, it's overwhelming

>12 inch deep pan pizza on its way

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anime

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>12 inch deep
lol barel pizzza like ..

aside from money id and bank card what do you have in your wallet?

debating whether to make steak and eggs or go pickup some food
thoughts lads?

>wallet

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pizzalet

credit card
nectar card
driving license
like £20 usually

>Girl at work looked at me
>She wants me to go to Paris with her

literally what

owt on the tele tonight

yup that's what i said

oh im sorry do leftypol carry a purse?

not him not eyeing someone =/= looking
virgin

yea

health card
driver's license
two-factor authentication card
a little piece of paper that is dear to me
no cash

Alright, let me be a bit clearer for you - I don't think a girl looking at you means she wants you to go to Paris with her.

She probably couldn't give a fuck whether you're engaged or not

mathyank lives in a fantasy world
he is severely mentally ill and needs help

brit is an emma general

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>aliens invade and demand 10% of earth's kids because they use their prepubescent hormones as space-heroin

Wow, Torchwood really went in a fucking weird direction. Mad to think this show shares a universe with Dr Who

whats going on in here??

>a little piece of paper that is dear to me
elaborate

idea of steak and eggs together makes me feel slightly ill desu

acceptable dishes involving steak;

steak and some form of potato and veg
steak sandwich

that's it
anything else ruins the flavour

>oh im sorry do leftypol carry a purse?

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i've been working with this girl for 4 months mate
i know the situation better than you do

Not really, I used to do this at work, used to think girls occasionally looking at me in the office meant they fancied me, then I got in shape and normie and it turns out when they fancy you they literally come and talk to you and flirt with you.

Only trying to save him the embarrassment

nigger suckage

€30 note
list of enemies
emergency fedora for irl hatposting

sad little scrote what happened to your Italian proxy

reasonable

Why don't you jog on then mate, if it's been four months and she's just looking at you and you haven't had enough flirty banter to even discuss that you're engaged it's most likely all in your head.

Enjoy whatever you do, cos you ain't going to Paris

ive never really had it i just have some leftover steak from the other night so i wanted to think of ways that i could eat it that wouldnt just be plain

a note that someone wrote for me that is emblematic of my identity

>I eat food for the flavour

poof

Credit card
National Insurance card (don't need it, just don't like having empty slots)
Driver's Licence
Debit card
Debit card
Credit card
Business card from my foster family in Japan
The emergency card from work to get briefings
Library card (mini) and password
Petty cash

youtube.com/watch?v=T4Ar5GCCS78
very nice song

>sad little scrote what happened to your Italian proxy

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>flirting with someone is not fancying them one bit
virrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgin

i eat steak for the flavour yes, do you not?
get better steak runt
can't eat chicken and rice derivatives every day, it gets shit after about 6 months

Bank card
3 Johnnys
Little sticker off an apple

16yo mtf Laurence “Loren” Gray

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based and redpilled

We've only just beg-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-nnn….into the rising s-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-nnn..

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Just got off the phone with gookmoot and it's official: I've just bought /brit/ for 23.57€. so basically as your new landlord im putting up some new rules: No swearing, no racism, no anime.

Thats all for now lads

i don't want to go to paris with her
she's one of those "fake nice" types
can't stand her

last pack of johnnys i had went out of date iirc
was a few years ago anyway, not had any reason to get any more

fuck you nigger
keep the anime rule in tact though

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What's it say

have had good steaks over the years but don't quite get the mass appeal they seem to have 2bh

based

but is she peng

you've getting evicted

not really
she has a huge head

we have a right to quiet enjoyment of our general

fuck off slumlord see you in court

"doing a poo"

alri

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>you have getting evicted
I'd like a landlord with better English

This looks weirdly like my gf

no look at this squatter. The police (mods) are on their way

preferring three lions to world in motion in tory

hungry lips has a dogging face

possession is nine tenths of the law bernd

good luck evicting us

I'm counting this as racism towards germans so you too are getting evicted

that's a very cute boy

Nobody has seen her face

pics

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google it mong

excuse me can anyone point me in the direction of the black equivalents of wagner/goethe/napoleon

I'm not counting on the police here my friend. I have connections to the mob. so Pack your things and get out before I'm linking the australians this thread.

need a shit but the pizza man should be here soon :///

Lads I got myself a gf who is Asian and I had never fancied an Asian girl before, but now I have completely stopped finding white girls attractive.

It's really weird, does anybody else know this feel?

they were all black and europe has whitewashed history

.. filmed by and of me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe on the 20 July 2018 …

--- NOTE THAT ON 26 JANUARY 2018 ALL POWER WAS CUT TO MY FLAT TIMED WHEN I WAS SET UP TO FILM MY MAIN PIANO VIDEOS - I WAS NOT ABLE TO FILM THESE VIDEOS - I WANT TO BE A USA CITIZEN TODAY AWAY FROM THE COWARDS IN THIS COUNTRY WHO ARE NOT BRIGHT ENOUGH TO STAND UP TO ME HONESTLY -----
MY PC WAS HACKED SO BADLY ON 14 SEPTEMBER 2017 THAT I HAD TO ABANDON MAKING MY VIDEOS - I AM BEING ABUSED IN THIS COUNTRY WITH MY HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATED - I REQUEST OF THE USA - USA CITIZENSHIP BECAUSE OF THIS - I REQUEST OF THE USA SOME LEGAL REPRESENTATION OR ASSISTANCE TO HELP WITH THIS
- I ask in writing here as an appeal to anyone in the USA who can help me to be given citizenship of USA because I am being abused in this country
I ask in writing here to be given citizenship of USA because I am being abused in this country
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
- I here in writing mention an NHS appointment which I was forced in to on 22 August 2017
- I use the 2017 PMT bought Guitar lead
- I mention in writing here I asked NHS people if they could help me get a USA Green Card { e.g. on 14 June 2017}
--- I WANT TO SHARE MY VIDEOS TO FACEBOOK TODAY BUT MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN DISABLED - OBVIOUSLY AGAINST MY WISHES ! ---
- I mention here in writing that on 28 July 2017 about 21:00 my neighbour asked me only to play the Piano on the damper - but I explain that would mean the Piano would not play as a real Piano ! - and that would leave me unable to Practice on a real Piano!
- I note in writing here how on the 22 August 2017 I was forced into an appointment with someone claiming to be an NHS nurse - in the appointment he asked me to make a doctors appointment 'Just to show willing' - I cancelled that appointment 8 September 2017 and request a Lawyer resolve this for me

no i don't know what it feels like to get myself a gf

next question

shakespeare was black

Israeli tings

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well? marry tim yank, he's not safe here

would love to get battered by the one on the left