I live in Israel, ask me anything

Why would you willingly move to a desert?

How to join Mossad?

Pretty well actually, I'm quite content with life, what about you user?
No idea who's Netta.
>tfw they tried to rename me to Netta when I was in the kindergarten, unironically.
No other choice back in the day, it seems.
No idea fren

That's the power of Imperialism, fucking over the barbaric natives and creating a better life for better people

What did he mean by this?

what's your nationality

Uzbekistan (Basically a former USSR colony), my parents are Russian though,

>Basically a former USSR colony
nigga I know that much about Uzbekistan. how long have you been in Israel? how old are you?

also holy shit, this captcha that slowly fades away is fucking annoying

I've been here since I was around 6. I'm 21 and my sister is 23

How's Israel's treatment of non-Jewish immigrants in your opinion? Personal experience?

Israel is a pretty accomplished nation from the point of view of military accomplishments, Technological advancements and overall economic progress.

So why wouldn't someone consider it based?

can I ask for your sister's hand in marriage? are you in university? what do you do?

Aзбeк

Cдeлaј мнe плoв ?

Plenty of Slavic immigrants who don't give a fuck, so you basically form your own community.
It's an ordeal to live here, nothing based at all.
>can I ask for your sister's hand in marriage?
No

>It's an ordeal to live here
Well I imagine being on of the biggest current hotspots form conflict on the planet dosen't help

>answers the meme question while ignoring the other two
also why is it an ordeal?

Do the Israelis mistreat christians as well? How do palestinians/muslims treat them?

Are kibbutz still a thing ?

Are you that Russian jew whore?

pic-related
Nobody really mistreats anyone, it's a complex dynamic but you don't get anything nasty on a daily basis (In non-hostile places)
Yeah
>Plainly written in the OP I'm not a jew
>Are you a jew?

Brits everyone

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damn Jews. they ruined Jewsrael

So if you are not stupid and walk into a muslim neighbourhood as a jew or jog through a haredim area during sabbath...that seems ok then.

Yeah, pretty much this

Crypto kike

It's always funny when f*rsties whine about living in a first world country.

Redpill me on Israeli girls

Never bought into the memecurrency meme.
A-user.. you're talking to one

but you told us you're not Israeli?
damned lies. s m h

I live in Israel, I'm not Jewish though.

No big heifer titties? Then what's the point of talking to you?

What did he mean by this?

eщe oдин изpaильcкий шизoид, кeк

Пoвepь мнe, я бы c yдoвoльcтвиeм пepeeхaлa

вoзвpaщaйcя дoмoй нaтaшa, ждeм

Can you speak russian, did you served in the military?

Gladly, there are some problems with my Russian relatives, if not for that we'd move back already. It's unironically better to live in Russia now than here.

Yeah, and I did my 2 years, ended half a year ago.

2 goddamn years... I'm glad I've got out after 5 months of "service".

Yeah definitely was a waste of time.

do you have to do two years usually? holy fuck. how did you manage to get out?

Girls do 2 years and guys do 2 years and 8 months

JUST fuck my shit up
what are the pros of conscription?

There are none (And don't listen to the brainwashed patriotic Israelis, it's all memes), you do get some education covered though.

>you do get some education covered though
do you plan on going to uni?

So, what'ya doing now? Any plans?
2 years are for ladies, 2 years and 8 months are for gents. I've got out by litteraly being myself - by being a depressed schizoid that I am, psychiatrist just decided that I won't fit and got me out. Funny, I didn't even intended to get out in the begining. Luck I guess.

I've got accepted into one of the best colleges around, I'm starting in October.

told you: just be yourself! it really works!
what are you finna boutta study

Why don't you move back to Russia if you're not Jewish whatsoever and you don't care about your Israeli nationality and Israeli peers?

I'm going to do Electricity Engineering
Do you have Discord user?

I'd gladly move back, but my mom hates the relatives back in Russia so it's not going to happen. Maybe if we save enough to buy property straight away we'll go back I dunno

buzz off eitan

Who's Eitan?

No, no discord and/or any other kind of social media, I'm a schizo, remember? Also, I too plan on studying EE in the future. Have my doubts though.

why would he move to Russia if Israel is much wealthier and more developed, and he spent most of his life there?

I plan on studying EE as well

It's all memes, this country is a nightmare.
That's a shame

on itself there aren't any, tho there are some really good roles, mainly, but not only, in intel corps
>best colleges
>best
kek

What did he mean by this?

EE is pretty cool. Going to the one in Haifa?

Have fun!

be my friend schizoanon

colleges = מכללות?
if yes, there aren't good colleges, only less crappy ones

As long as it gets me a comfy job? I don't mind

Ok, whatever it is.

Not saying it wouldn't eventually get you what you want, but the chances are relatively lower as comapred to uni.
Why not spend more time in improving your matriculation grades and/or psychometric grade you asiatic lazy piece of shit

>Not saying it wouldn't eventually get you what you want
Exactly, not going to waste time on uni

fuck off gl*b

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Have you ever fucked an Arab/Muslim woman?

Are you ironically a Jew?

Why are so many Israeli Jow Forums posters Russian girls?

There was some Israeli-Russian girl on Jow Forums back in June, and then a different one here a few months ago.

>Why are so many Israeli Jow Forums posters *LARP* as Russian girls?

I don't know about the one ITT, but the Jow Forums one posted a pic.

It's all one retard

link pls

This one says she didn't serve in the army. The other one said she was in logistics or something.

I didn't save the link. The thread was boring. The pic was kind of nice though (assuming that was her)

the six day war was incroyable

why are slavs cancerous wherever they go?

Wait, fuck me. I think this one said they were in the army. I must be dyslexic or something.

They could be the same person.

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Guys. Do you know why Israel is shit? Because it's full of slavs

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i think he lives in denemark now and pretends to be a half palestinian

Due to their high birthrates, will the Haradim eventually take over the country and turn it into a Jewish theocracy?

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Oh you're the guy from r9k someone linked me the thrad but it was already archived

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why mizrahim and christian arabs are more civilized than other isrealis?

It's you who shitpost in the Jow Forums with ":)" smiles and pointless shit?

They aren't.
Mizrahim are the ones with shittier jobs and lower IQ+ higher crime rates on average.
However they're not worst than the Africans and blacks who are only her because it's better than the hole they were previously in.
Slavs are the superior type of Israelis.
Even though I'd probably prefer if my parents wouldn't have immigrated ((here)), Ukraine would've been better.

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>Slavs
you mean ashkenaz

>Slavs are the superior type of Israelis
No they're not, ashkenazim (not the ones who came during and after the 90s) are, most slavs are trash, op's as an example

Nah only one side qualifies as Jewish enough to become citizens in my family and they just used it to immigrate for some reason
Whatever you want Haim

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Answer!

>implying it's special being rusi on Jow Forums

most Israeli posters are Russian probably

At least on here, there are like a few on r9k from when op made a thread there too.
Including me of course.

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